reggie
I love my boys!!
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very cute post.....
My Private Part Died Today! >>> >>> An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of >>> his life in a >>> nursing home. >>> >>> One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. >>> Nurse Tracy asked if there >>> was anything wrong. >>> >>> "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private >>> Part died today, and I >>> am very sad." >>> >>> Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a >>> little crazy, >>> she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, >>> please accept my >>> condolences. >>> >>> The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down > the >>> hall with >>> his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he >>> met Nurse Tracy. >>> >>> "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be > walking >>> down the >>> hall like that.. Please put your Private Part back >>> inside your >>> pajamas." >>> >>> But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told >>> you yesterday >>> that my Private Part died." >>> >>> >>> "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging >>> out of your >>> pajamas?" >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> "Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
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