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beautyq115
New Year!
Member since 5/05 13729 total posts
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Very cute...please read
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TEACHER?
by Jeff Foxworthy
1. You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which one belongs to
the child out of line.
2. You get a secret thrill out of laminating something.
3. You walk into a store and hear the words "It's Ms/Mr. _________" and know
you have been spotted.
4. You have 25 people that accidentally call you Mom/Dad at one time or
another.
5. You can eat a multi-course meal in under twenty-five minutes.
6. You've trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two distinct times of
the day: lunch and prep period .
7. You start saving other people's trash, because most likely, you can use
that toilet paper tube or plastic butter tub for something in the classroom.
8. You believe the teachers' lounge should be equipped with a margarita
machine.
9. You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 7 to 3
and have summers off."
10. You believe chocolate is a food group.
11. You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
12. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy,
the kids sure are mellow today."
13. You feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior
when you are out in public.
14. You believe in aerial spraying of Ritalin.
15. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
16. You spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
17. You can't pass the school supply aisle without getting at least five
items!
18. You ask your friends if the left hand turn he just made was a "good
choice or a bad choice."
19. You find true beauty in a can full of perfectly sharpened pencils
20. You are secretly addicted to hand sanitizer and finally,
21. You understand instantaneously why a child behaves a certain way after
meeting his or her parents.
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donegal419
St. Gerard, pray for us.
Member since 7/07 7650 total posts
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K
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Re: Very cute...please read
It's sad to say that i relate to every one of those!
Thanks for posting, Kathleen! Hope you're enjoying the summer!
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| Posted 8/7/07 11:45 PM |
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JustJack
:)
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J
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Re: Very cute...please read
That is cute, and very true! 
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| Posted 8/8/07 12:25 AM |
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daisy
Be happy
Member since 5/06 1359 total posts
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Me
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Re: Very cute...please read
No, seriously, that is one of the funniest things Ive ever read....because it is so true!!
Thanks for sharing!
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| Posted 8/8/07 12:42 AM |
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Karen
Just chillin'!!
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Karen
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Re: Very cute...please read
love it!!
and so true!
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| Posted 8/8/07 5:51 AM |
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04bride
I'm a big sister!!!
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Noel
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Re: Very cute...please read
soo true
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| Posted 8/8/07 7:59 AM |
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Jen2999
Baby girls & beagles rock!
Member since 8/06 10356 total posts
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Jen
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Re: Very cute...please read
I got this in an email the other day.. tooo funny!!!!
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| Posted 8/8/07 10:09 AM |
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Niblet
LIF Adult
Member since 5/07 922 total posts
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Cher
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Re: Very cute...please read
I can never get enough of those...so true its scary!!!
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| Posted 8/8/07 1:24 PM |
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Diane
Hope is Contagious....catch it
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D
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Re: Very cute...please read
that was GREAT
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| Posted 8/8/07 1:58 PM |
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happytobreathe
The Lazy Days of Summer
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Re: Very cute...please read
I relate to all but #14.
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| Posted 8/8/07 8:25 PM |
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SummerMom
Now a mom of 2!
Member since 6/07 4970 total posts
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Re: Very cute...please read
5. You can eat a multi-course meal in under twenty-five minutes.
It's an art form, I tell ya!
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| Posted 8/9/07 1:51 AM |
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Jen2999
Baby girls & beagles rock!
Member since 8/06 10356 total posts
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Jen
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Re: Very cute...please read
So is this one
You've trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two distinct times of
the day: lunch and prep period .
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| Posted 8/9/07 7:56 PM |
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Nicole728
My Happy Girl
Member since 7/06 8198 total posts
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Me
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Re: Very cute...please read
that was great!!!
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| Posted 8/9/07 8:25 PM |
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nyteacher13
Three Under Four!!! :-)
Member since 8/06 6405 total posts
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~ THERESA ~
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Re: Very cute...please read
I love this!!!
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| Posted 8/10/07 6:19 PM |
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Atlast07
2 Girls and 1 Boy!
Member since 7/07 3504 total posts
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D
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Re: Very cute...please read
so true!! That was great!
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| Posted 8/10/07 10:05 PM |
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