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Wanted to share a funny email...

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mrsv
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lol

Wanted to share a funny email...

I thought this was funny :)

I've learned that you can not make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just aholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

Pass this along to someone who you think needs a smile today : )



Posted 4/23/07 4:08 PM
 
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Re: Wanted to share a funny email...

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Posted 4/23/07 4:10 PM
 

Phyl
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The Mystical Azzhorse! ™

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Posted 4/23/07 4:17 PM
 

JP826
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Me!! All about ME!

Re: Wanted to share a funny email...

true
true
true..

They are ALL TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Very funny

ETA: Actually.. most of them really ARE true.

Message edited 4/23/2007 4:45:00 PM.

Posted 4/23/07 4:43 PM
 
 

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