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MsPink
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Watercooler: 20 Things We Learned From The Real Housewives of New York City
Watercooler: 20 Things We Learned From The Real Housewives of New York City
By DAMIAN HOLBROOK
TV GUIDE
Now that The Real Housewives of New York City's three-part reunion smackdown is done, we'd like to take this time to reflect on the lessons learned — for they were many. As for how many are actually useful, well, good luck with that.
1. Hate is part of the ecosystem on Kelly Bensimon's planet.
2. Systematic bullying is never OK. Nor are incoherent YouTube videos.
3. Gummi Bears are narcotics.
4. But they aren't a processed food. Again, on Kelly's planet.
5. Ramona Singer is "a little bit" psychic.
6. Sonja Morgan is made of awesome.
7. Women in their 80s shouldn't wear ice-skating outfits.
8. Or crash island getaways.
9. Brooklyn has a Fashion Weekend.
10. A chef is a cook.
11. Gotham magazine will hire anyone.
12. Making lemonade out of lemons is hard.
13. Alex McCord is a better woman when Simon is off-camera.
14. Bethenny Frankel has no poker face.
15. Andy Cohen has the patience of a saint and the skills of a lion tamer.
16. A monogrammed gift bag is a sure sign that someone is trying to kill you.
17. "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about," is music-producer speak for "we'll just Auto-Tune away that soul-killing sound that keeps coming out of your face."
18. Posing nude is a good way to teach your children...something. Possibly shame.
19. Jennifer Gilbert is either too sane or too dull to be a real Real housewife.
And finally...
20. Money can't buy you class.
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Re: Watercooler: 20 Things We Learned From The Real Housewives of New York City
Posted by MsPink
Watercooler: 20 Things We Learned From The Real Housewives of New York City
And finally...
20. Money can't buy you class.
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pickles16
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Re: Watercooler: 20 Things We Learned From The Real Housewives of New York City
I looved that!!!
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| Posted 6/21/10 11:34 AM |
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JenBenMen
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Re: Watercooler: 20 Things We Learned From The Real Housewives of New York City
this is great
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Re: Watercooler: 20 Things We Learned From The Real Housewives of New York City
Posted by MsPink
16. A monogrammed gift bag is a sure sign that someone is trying to kill you.
This one really had me dying
Message edited 6/21/2010 12:18:39 PM.
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eroxgirl
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Re: Watercooler: 20 Things We Learned From The Real Housewives of New York City
This list brought out my first genuine smile of the day. Thank you!!
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| Posted 6/21/10 12:50 PM |
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Christine
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Re: Watercooler: 20 Things We Learned From The Real Housewives of New York City
I think this is my favorite...
7. Women in their 80s shouldn't wear ice-skating outfits.
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eddiesmommy
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Re: Watercooler: 20 Things We Learned From The Real Housewives of New York City
14. Bethenny Frankel has no poker face.
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Alexandra17
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Re: Watercooler: 20 Things We Learned From The Real Housewives of New York City
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maybeamommy
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Re: Watercooler: 20 Things We Learned From The Real Housewives of New York City
hysterical!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 6/21/10 1:42 PM |
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WaterGirl
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Re: Watercooler: 20 Things We Learned From The Real Housewives of New York City
This totally made my day!!!
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| Posted 6/21/10 2:46 PM |
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lakadema
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Re: Watercooler: 20 Things We Learned From The Real Housewives of New York City
Freakin' awesome!
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