WEIRD arse dreams lately

The last few days I have had the CRAZIEST dreams and I remember them when I wake up and they almost seemed real

I will share:
The other night the dream was that I didn't feel good, so I went to the doctor but all of a sudden they want to take me in for surgery. They want me to stand up and pee on a pad but I couldn't do it (hence, I had to pee so bad when I woke up). Then that dream turned into me, DH and another guy being in a room and we couldn't stand up because there was a gunman outside dressed in all blue. Everytime we would stand up, he would shoot at us through the window. So we had to crawl around and out cell phones were all out of batteries, so we waited for the FBI to get there and they found him but he was the pizza delivery guy hiding in the flower garden

Last night the dream was that I met this guy that for some reason was on the way to kill himself but I tried to stop him. We were in my old house and I had to sneak him outside, but I couldn't find my sneakers. So, I finally let him out the back stairs and he came back a short while later proclaiming his love for me. I fell in love with him too and I felt guilty because I was married to DH, but when the guy turned around it WAS DH

OK, so do I win the award for wacko dreams?

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you win... but I DID win a white SUV in my dream last night...it was balancing on top of a flagpole.

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OH! you reminded me of the $10k that DH won at Disney while playing slots and they came over and were danciing at our table wheile we tried to eat dinner

WOW Preggo Hormones - take a chill!!

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That was a good one! I had one where I gave DH a 1959 pink Cadillac for his 30th bday. He didn't like it so I decided to keep it for myself. There have been quite a few erotic ones but I can't remember all the details. And then a couple of nights ago there was the one where I was being chased by a swarm of bees. PG hormones are the best!

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Oh yes!! I had the same experience during the first trimester. It has tapered a little bit in the second trimester. Most of my dreams make me blush when I wake up. I have never dreamed about sex so much in my life.

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you gals are cracking me up

I guess I am not the only one

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Last night I dreamt the police showed up to take my house. I told them I was not behind on my mortgage and they reminded me that SEAN CONNERY had been calling me to tell there was a problem and that I should not have ignored him. Bizarre!

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Yes! Last night I dreamt that DH suprised me by buying a whole bunch of furniture sets for the nursery and set them all up, but I hated ALL of them and I got so mad at him for wasting our money by buying so many furniture sets so I was hysterical crying. He kept saying he could return them, but when I looked at them I could see he had glued some of them together so I was sure he couldn't return them And that's just the tip of the iceburg, I think I have 4-5 crazy dreams every night. Now wonder I am so tired

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oh yea I've had some wacko dreams. I've dreamt I was back in NY at my old elementary school and all my classmates were my current co-workers

I dreamt my house was surrounded by elephants

I dreamt that I was flying to Mexico and at the airport their was sections for international travel (bahamas, europe, etc..) and the guard would not let into the Mexico section until I attended a seminar

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I have CRAZY dreams everynight.

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My dreams are way too kinky to discuss in this forum!