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Shorty
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Well, maybe I'm not "the norm".
I'm not "camera friendly", I don't "wear clothes that fit me", I'm not a "heartbreaker", I haven't had "sex with a woman", I don't know "how that works", I don't "fall in line", I'm not "hygienic", I don't "wipe properly", I lack "style", I don't have "self-esteem", I have no "charisma", I don't "own a toothbrush", I don't "let my scabs heal", I can't "reach all the parts of my body", when I sleep I sweat profusely.
But I guess the powers that be will keep signing my pay check until Jack and Jane K. Viewer start to go for the remote so they can get back to commentators who don't "frighten children", who don't "eat their own dandruff", who don't "pop their whiteheads with a compass they used in high school".
Any guesses?
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Posted 9/26/05 10:37 PM  |
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mrswask
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Re: Well, maybe I'm not "the norm".
Why does this sound like Chris Farley to me?
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| Posted 9/26/05 10:40 PM |
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Shorty
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Re: Well, maybe I'm not "the norm".
am I the only one that thinks this is hilarious?
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| Posted 9/26/05 10:41 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: Well, maybe I'm not "the norm".
Posted by Shorty
am I the only one that thinks this is hilarious?
IMAGE
no pic?? 
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| Posted 9/26/05 10:42 PM |
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Shorty
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Re: Well, maybe I'm not "the norm".
Posted by mrswask
Why does this sound like Chris Farley to me?
'cause that's EXACTLY who it is!! 
I bought the best of chris farley SNL at target for $4.44 this weekend, and I just popped in it to cheer myself up. I'm dying over here!
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| Posted 9/26/05 10:43 PM |
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Shorty
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Re: Well, maybe I'm not "the norm".
Posted by MrsERod
Posted by Shorty
am I the only one that thinks this is hilarious?
IMAGE
no pic??
seriously?!? I see it? try this: http://www.geocities.com/motivatedmayo/BennetBrauer.jpg
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| Posted 9/26/05 10:43 PM |
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mrswask
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Re: Well, maybe I'm not "the norm".
Yeah!! I finally got something right!!!
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| Posted 9/26/05 10:44 PM |
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Shorty
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Re: Well, maybe I'm not "the norm".
Posted by mrswask
Yeah!! I finally got something right!!!
It's the episode where they lift him up, but he's too heavy, and only lifts about 2 feet. Then he PISSES HIMSELF!
omg.... 
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| Posted 9/26/05 10:45 PM |
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GenLCSW
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Re: Well, maybe I'm not "the norm".
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