reggie
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very cute post.....
My Private Part Died Today!
>>>
>>> An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of
>>> his life in a
>>> nursing home.
>>>
>>> One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
>>> Nurse Tracy asked if there
>>> was anything wrong.
>>>
>>> "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private
>>> Part died today, and I
>>> am very sad."
>>>
>>> Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a
>>> little crazy,
>>> she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein,
>>> please accept my
>>> condolences.
>>>
>>> The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down
> the
>>> hall with
>>> his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he
>>> met Nurse Tracy.
>>>
>>> "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be
> walking
>>> down the
>>> hall like that.. Please put your Private Part back
>>> inside your
>>> pajamas."
>>>
>>> But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told
>>> you yesterday
>>> that my Private Part died."
>>>
>>>
>>> "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging
>>> out of your
>>> pajamas?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
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