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hehehe lets lighten the mood today

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Shorty
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hehehe lets lighten the mood today

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A guy goes into a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says "do you know me?".

To which she replies "I think you're the father of one of my children." He thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and says..."My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my bootay with wet celery and then stuck a carrot...er...?"

Suddenly looking very uncomfortable, she said.........









"No, I'm your son's math teacher."





Posted 11/2/05 12:40 PM
 
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Posted 11/2/05 12:41 PM
 

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Posted 11/2/05 12:42 PM
 

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Posted 11/2/05 12:43 PM
 

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Posted 11/2/05 12:46 PM
 

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Posted 11/2/05 12:49 PM
 

Shorty
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lol - I emailed it to all my teacher friends. Chat Icon

Posted 11/2/05 1:48 PM
 

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Posted 11/2/05 1:58 PM
 

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Posted 11/2/05 2:05 PM
 

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Posted 11/2/05 2:06 PM
 

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Posted 11/2/05 2:29 PM
 

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Posted 11/2/05 11:29 PM
 

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Posted 11/3/05 8:44 AM
 
 

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