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MrsERod
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LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
looks like we have our first LIF Geriatrics Vendor!!  
http://www.lifamilies.com/company/2271.html
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MrsPornStar
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
They must have read that post!
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| Posted 8/16/06 9:27 PM |
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Redhead
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
 
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| Posted 8/16/06 9:28 PM |
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Jenziba
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 8/16/06 9:30 PM |
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Shroggie
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
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| Posted 8/16/06 9:32 PM |
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MrsPornStar
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
OK, how is geriatrics related to St. Patrick's Day? Because they rhyme?
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| Posted 8/16/06 9:33 PM |
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mommy2bella
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
OK, I checked out the site...
24 hour Bistro=they keep the chicken soup warm all day
Afternoon socials=they crowd us old bitties around each other in our wheel chairs (that I can do, I LOVE to gossip)
Full-Service Beauty Salon=the curlers are plugged in and at the ready
BUT, EXCUSE ME!!! I didn't see a pool...
I need to rock my thong bikini people...I didn't scratch and claw my way to 90 for nothing'
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| Posted 8/16/06 9:33 PM |
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Bri
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
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| Posted 8/16/06 9:34 PM |
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nrthshgrl
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
Maybe they're so old they forgot how to spell the city that they're located in??
Message edited 8/16/2006 9:35:29 PM.
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| Posted 8/16/06 9:34 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
Posted by nrthshgrl
Maybe they're so old they forgot how to spell the city that they're located in??
or it could be their keyboard is messed up.....it could 25 year old
Message edited 8/16/2006 10:12:07 PM.
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| Posted 8/16/06 9:44 PM |
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MissJones
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
Post date: August 16, 2058
Quick! NEED HELP!! Directions needed!
MrsERod: How do I get to the G2G from Sunrise Senior Living in Glen Cove?
Bluehead: I'll pick you up!
MrsERod: No. You drive too damn fast!
Jenniferever: Take the hydrotram. You want the SS route. That's SS for SOUTH SHORE. Don't get on the WC tram. That will take you to the city. You want to go to Massapequa.
MrsERod: But isn't Massapequa west?
Bluehead: I drive perfectly FINE! 
LolitaNoLonger: No, you don't want the hydrotram, you want the aerocruiser!
Bluehead: Dale Jr, Jr gave me lessons. I drive a whole lot faster than Preshy26.
Jenniferever: No, not the aerocruiser. That has too many stops and with your 'roids E, you don't want to sit that long.
MrsJonesClooneyJonesBanderas: Why don't we all take our Rascals and Rascalpool?
Lolitanolonger: No, the aerocruiser has cushioned seats.
Mommy2Bellebean: You know, Christina, that jar of jam from the Long Beach fair really worked wonders on Kdelace's 'roids. You should've felt the quakes out here from her! Aftershocks. We fed her some jam and now we've got aftershocks 
Bluehead: YOU KNOW, I DRIVE BETTER THAN EMILYAKAMRS...oh crap, what's her name again?
Preshy26: Red, I take offense.
Lolitanolonger: Red, I mean Blue, look on your right foot. You tattooed her name in Chinese.
Bluehead: Oh yes, EmilyakaMrsK, well, I DRIVE A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN HER WHOLE FAMILY AND THEY'RE #2 IN THE NASCAR FAMILY FINALS!!
MrsERod: Blue, the last time we went to a G2G together, Martin17 bit my a$$!
MrsJonesClooneyJonesBanderas: Seriously, Rascal anyone?
Okay, too much time on my hands!
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| Posted 8/16/06 9:46 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
OMG - I JUST FELL OFF MY CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 8/16/06 9:49 PM |
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Tany
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
Posted by MissJones
Post date: August 16, 2058
Quick! NEED HELP!! Directions needed!
MrsERod: How do I get to the G2G from Sunrise Senior Living in Glen Cove?
Bluehead: I'll pick you up!
MrsERod: No. You drive too damn fast!
Jenniferever: Take the hydrotram. You want the SS route. That's SS for SOUTH SHORE. Don't get on the WC tram. That will take you to the city. You want to go to Massapequa.
MrsERod: But isn't Massapequa west?
Bluehead: I drive perfectly FINE!
LolitaNoLonger: No, you don't want the hydrotram, you want the aerocruiser!
Bluehead: Dale Jr, Jr gave me lessons. I drive a whole lot faster than Preshy26.
Jenniferever: No, not the aerocruiser. That has too many stops and with your 'roids E, you don't want to sit that long.
MrsJonesClooneyJonesBanderas: Why don't we all take our Rascals and Rascalpool?
Lolitanolonger: No, the aerocruiser has cushioned seats.
Mommy2Bellebean: You know, Christina, that jar of jam from the Long Beach fair really worked wonders on Kdelace's 'roids. You should've felt the quakes out here from her! Aftershocks. We fed her some jam and now we've got aftershocks
Bluehead: YOU KNOW, I DRIVE BETTER THAN EMILYAKAMRS...oh crap, what's her name again?
Preshy26: Red, I take offense.
Lolitanolonger: Red, I mean Blue, look on your right foot. You tattooed her name in Chinese.
Bluehead: Oh yes, EmilyakaMrsK, well, I DRIVE A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN HER WHOLE FAMILY AND THEY'RE #2 IN THE NASCAR FAMILY FINALS!!
MrsERod: Blue, the last time we went to a G2G together, Martin17 bit my a$$!
MrsJonesClooneyJonesBanderas: Seriously, Rascal anyone?
Okay, too much time on my hands!
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MrsPornStar
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
I almost spit out my water! PIMP!
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| Posted 8/16/06 9:50 PM |
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Moehick
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
Hey this is right up your alley...you are one of the oldest chickies here....right
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| Posted 8/16/06 9:51 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
Posted by Moehick
Hey this is right up your alley...you are one of the oldest chickies here....right
I'll fix your azz!!
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| Posted 8/16/06 9:53 PM |
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Moehick
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
Posted by MrsERod
Posted by Moehick
Hey this is right up your alley...you are one of the oldest chickies here....right
I'll fix your azz!!
Come on...wheel yourself on up there....check out the craftmatic adjustable bed, bingo and coffe social and get back to us.
Oh and see if any of the men are handsome enough to snuggle next to while watching the Golden girls
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| Posted 8/16/06 9:57 PM |
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ggt08
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 8/16/06 9:58 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
Posted by Moehick
Come on...wheel yourself on up there....check out the craftmatic adjustable bed, bingo and coffe social and get back to us.
Oh and see if any of the men are handsome enough to snuggle next to while watching the Golden girls
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
it DOES sound tempting.......but......
NO THANKS!
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| Posted 8/16/06 10:02 PM |
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VirginiaDeb
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Re: LIF Geriatrics anyone???????
Ahhh - LIF's future haven
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