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justthe4ofus
I hate hypocrites!!!!!
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Cute E-mail I received
THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE > > 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he > was God and I didn't. > 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. > 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! > 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. > 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. > 6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. > 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me > 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. > 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. > 10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. > 11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. > 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning > medicine. > 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many. > 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. > 15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. > 16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? > 17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! > 18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. > 19. Procrastinate Now! > 20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries with that? > 21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. > 22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance > 23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! > 24. They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken. > 25. He who dies with the most toys is none the less dead. > 26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand > times the memory. > 27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment > for a pig. > 28. The trouble with life is there's no background music. > 29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson. > 30. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
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Re: Cute E-mail I received
hehe
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Posted 10/8/05 9:05 AM |
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