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nancygrace
I'm 2!
Member since 9/05 6616 total posts
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Live*Love*Laugh
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FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they
> are married: or not........
>
> The other night I was invited out for a night with "the
> girls."I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I
> promise!"
> Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
> Around
> 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,the
> cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
> realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
> times.
> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
> solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible
> conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I
> got
> in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem ****** off at all. Whew!
> Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
> When
> I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
> times, then said, "Oh ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
> throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
> then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
>
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
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The cure IS worse!
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
 I 100% could picture me doing that!
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| Posted 1/2/06 8:38 PM |
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MrsS2005
Mom of 3
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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Stefanie
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Stefanie
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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sunny
Life is good!
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Stephanie
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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Janice
Sweet Jessie Quinn
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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Diane
Hope is Contagious....catch it
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
that was good
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| Posted 1/3/06 3:49 PM |
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LAMGAJ28
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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TheWalshs
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Nicole
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!
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Genna
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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neenie
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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mrsmck
Be a big girl!
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Donna
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
Just sent that to all my friends!!!!
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| Posted 1/3/06 7:32 PM |
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
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Deb
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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| Posted 1/3/06 8:15 PM |
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My4GirlsMyLife
My 4 girlies
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
I know this is an old post but I just found it and was LMAO so it deserves a bump
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HillW9608
Hello Summer!
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Hill
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
That gave me a good laugh
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| Posted 1/25/09 8:46 AM |
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LaLa936
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
Thats great!
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| Posted 1/25/09 11:38 AM |
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MarathonKnitter
HAPPY
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
very funny
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| Posted 1/25/09 12:57 PM |
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nancy6485
So in love
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Nancy
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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LightUpOurLife
Totally in love
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Bonnie-Jean
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
Still funny!
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| Posted 1/25/09 2:21 PM |
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SuperLRN
Im a big boy now
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
Very funny. I liked this one.
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| Posted 1/25/09 7:26 PM |
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butterfly20
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
i like that one.
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| Posted 1/25/09 8:51 PM |
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DayDay
Livin' the Good Life....
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Dayna
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Re: FUNNY JOKE!! why women should avoid girls night out!
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