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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
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Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???
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Posted 8/13/06 9:26 AM  |
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Gertyrae
Peace out Homies!
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Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
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| Posted 8/13/06 9:57 AM |
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Diane
Hope is Contagious....catch it
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Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
I LOVE it
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| Posted 8/13/06 10:04 AM |
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july06bride
I'm a mom!
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Nicole
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Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
This is hilarious! 
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| Posted 8/13/06 6:24 PM |
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Lucky09
2017!
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DW
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Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
I want a dog so badly! 
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| Posted 8/13/06 8:50 PM |
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
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Deb
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Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
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| Posted 8/13/06 9:13 PM |
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MsMBV
:P
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Me
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Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
These are great!
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| Posted 8/14/06 10:40 AM |
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danielleandscott
My new 71 Super Beetle
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Scott
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Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
omg so true
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| Posted 8/14/06 10:54 AM |
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Shroggie
Don't Worry...Be Happy
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Re: Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
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| Posted 8/14/06 11:32 AM |
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