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Gotta love those Italians

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june262004
But I love the Snow!

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Kristin

Gotta love those Italians

Subject: The Italian Tomato Garden


An old Italian man lived alone in the country.
He wanted to dig his tomato garden,
but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
If you were here my troubles would be over.
I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden.
That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning,
FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie



Posted 6/9/05 1:37 PM
 
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Redhead
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Jennifer

Re: Gotta love those Italians



BLEH i hate tomatoes in my salad

just like i hate pickles on my hamburger

Posted 6/9/05 1:42 PM
 

DebG
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The cure IS worse!

Re: Gotta love those Italians

damn..you beat me.

Posted 6/9/05 1:43 PM
 

Redhead
You Live, You Learn

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Name:
Jennifer

Re: Gotta love those Italians

Posted by DebG

damn..you beat me.

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Posted 6/9/05 1:44 PM
 

FeliciaDP

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Re: Gotta love those Italians

AHhhhhhhhhhh hahahaha

Posted 6/9/05 1:50 PM
 
 

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