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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

Member since 5/05 13659 total posts
Name: And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle
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Santa is NOT Happy
A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was ******. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my *** for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little s***** I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat *** and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason, I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
Message edited 12/13/2005 11:39:18 AM.
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Posted 12/13/05 11:37 AM |
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Posted 12/13/05 11:41 AM |
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Posted 12/13/05 11:42 AM |
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DonnaJoe708
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Posted 12/13/05 11:43 AM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.

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Posted 12/13/05 11:45 AM |
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!

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Re: Santa is NOT Happy
Thats destined to be a classic
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Posted 12/13/05 12:03 PM |
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FeliciaDP
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Re: Santa is NOT Happy
Your on a roll today , Don
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013

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Posted 12/13/05 3:21 PM |
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MelissaG
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