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What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
This is a fun thread that I saw a while back and I wanted to do a new one for fun!
Just add yours!
They didn't tell me that my boobs would get stretch marks and look like road maps with all the veins.
That sex would feel like someone was knifing me on the inside
That you gain everywhere in addition to your belly
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headoverheels
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
1. When you pee, you will wipe, stand up, pull up your pants and have to sit back down almost immediately.
2. You will want to hurt your significant other every single day because he breathes the wrong way.
3. You will cook a gourmet meal and then eat cereal for dinner because the idea of eating chicken is 
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| Posted 11/17/09 12:25 PM |
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
that you will check your pee every single time you go to the bathroom!!  
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couldbtwins
I love you so much!
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Mylanta and TUMS will become your best friend! 
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| Posted 11/17/09 12:26 PM |
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That you will feel like you just swallowed a burning torch after eating the smallest of snacks
That you feel victorious if you look in the mirror when you walk out of the shower and managed to get 75% of what you were shaving down below shaved.
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| Posted 11/17/09 12:28 PM |
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nferrandi
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
That being "regular" is no longer an option.
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| Posted 11/17/09 12:29 PM |
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BellaRock
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
That the most innocent thing will make you burst into tears. Even things that shouldn't make you cry.
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| Posted 11/17/09 12:30 PM |
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That all people, including the construction worker down the street feels that it is their place to tell you how huge your are, how you are ready to pop, and/or offer their unsolicited parenting advice just because you made the mistake of walking past them?
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| Posted 11/17/09 12:33 PM |
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maybeamommy
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
You will eat things that you wouldn't even LOOK at before getting pregnant!
Your nipples size will increase exponentially - until your DH starts to call them "national geographic nipples"
You will get angry/upset/teary-eyed over things that would normally seem insignificant.
All of those maternity clothes that you couldn't wait to buy won't be so cute anymore when you're nearing or in your last month.
You probably won't read all the pregnancy books you thought - and let's face it.. you'll never feel 100% prepared!
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| Posted 11/17/09 12:34 PM |
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beautyq115
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
About how horrible morning sickness can be oh and it should be called ALL day sickness because I spent all day in bed in the 1st trimester. I didn't even throw up just had nausea.
And I second the stretch marks on the boobs
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| Posted 11/17/09 12:35 PM |
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neener1211
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by headoverheels
2. You will want to hurt your significant other every single day because he breathes the wrong way.
I agree with all of these, but especially this one
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| Posted 11/17/09 12:36 PM |
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MrDeeNMe
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
That the most insignificant of things (like not squee-geeing the shower stall) will make you ball your eyes out... and then apologize knowing you were a lunatic for acting that way - and then sobbing again for feeling like a lunatic... It's a d@mn domino effect.
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| Posted 11/17/09 12:42 PM |
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Tying your shoelaces should be deemed an Olympic sport. Right behind giving yourself a pedicure!
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MaMaTeenie
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
That you will pee your pants if you sneeze and haven't gone in a while.
That you will bump your 3 year old in the head with your belly on a daily basis.
That you will love one food now and it 5 minutes it could taste like the most vile thing you have ever eaten.
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| Posted 11/17/09 12:48 PM |
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munchkinbugs
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
That your body is not yours for a minimal of 9 months, after which you become a milk machine.
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| Posted 11/17/09 12:50 PM |
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Michelle1123
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by WhoopsWeDidIt
that you will check your pee every single time you go to the bathroom!!
So true!
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| Posted 11/17/09 12:50 PM |
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Posted by MaMaTeenie
That you will pee your pants if you sneeze and haven't gone in a while.
Don't forget laugh!
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| Posted 11/17/09 12:51 PM |
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Kristin616
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
That you will inspect the toilet paper everytime you use the bathroom for 9 months to make sure everything is ok.
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| Posted 11/17/09 12:53 PM |
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eroxgirl
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by Michelle1123
Posted by WhoopsWeDidIt
that you will check your pee every single time you go to the bathroom!!
So true!
I really thought I wouldn't do that this time around. That lasted a day.
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| Posted 11/17/09 12:54 PM |
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You will want to smack everyone who tells you to get your sleep now, all because it is impossible to sleep and find a good position.
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jennarose023
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by Michelle1123
Posted by WhoopsWeDidIt
that you will check your pee every single time you go to the bathroom!!
So true!
oh yes!!!!
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| Posted 11/17/09 1:01 PM |
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That in the last month your hoohaa is so big that you practically look like an alien down below.
That you will get daily pains in your butt.
That eating 12 popsicles in less than an hour will be a daily routine.
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| Posted 11/17/09 1:03 PM |
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MaMaTeenie
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
That your nipples will turn purple and you will have all these little bumps on the area aroind them...aereola, I think. Only to be followed by the lovely blue veins covering the entire area of your breasts. Bet Hef is itchin to sign me up for Playboy!
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| Posted 11/17/09 1:04 PM |
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You are itchier than you were as a child with chicken pox!
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MamaB17
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by jennarose023
Posted by Michelle1123
Posted by WhoopsWeDidIt
that you will check your pee every single time you go to the bathroom!!
So true!
oh yes!!!!
I do it too
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