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MamaB17
Back for baby #3
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Name: N
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
That you will have rage. Serious rip your face off kind of rage. You will be like the hulk, and no one should dare make you angry. Do to this rage you will avoid places like the mall, target, the supermarket where you might act upon said rage.
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Posted 11/17/09 1:12 PM |
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ldomiano
LIF Toddler
Member since 9/09 394 total posts
Name: Lori
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by headoverheels
1. When you pee, you will wipe, stand up, pull up your pants and have to sit back down almost immediately.
2. You will want to hurt your significant other every single day because he breathes the wrong way.
3. You will cook a gourmet meal and then eat cereal for dinner because the idea of eating chicken is
I totally agree with all 3. LOL
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Posted 11/17/09 1:13 PM |
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Mkr09
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Member since 5/05 7550 total posts
Name: M
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
That you might pee yourself when you are throwing up.
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Posted 11/17/09 1:15 PM |
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ldomiano
LIF Toddler
Member since 9/09 394 total posts
Name: Lori
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by munchkinfacemama
You will want to smack everyone who tells you to get your sleep now, all because it is impossible to sleep and find a good position.
I hear ya on that!
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Posted 11/17/09 1:16 PM |
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
While some foods never looked or smelled so disgusting, on the flipside, some things never tasted so good!
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Posted 11/17/09 1:28 PM |
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ldomiano
LIF Toddler
Member since 9/09 394 total posts
Name: Lori
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by munchkinfacemama
While some foods never looked or smelled so disgusting, on the flipside, some things never tasted so good!
So true. While I can eat Chinese food fine, the smell of it reheated makes me sick to my stomach. I also have a new love for anything pumpkin. Latte's, Smoothies, Bread, Muffins...etc. I love it all! I liked all this stuff before, but so much more now, and crave it at times.
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Posted 11/17/09 2:01 PM |
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saraH
happy birthday sweet kate!
Member since 5/05 16555 total posts
Name: I know that God exsists, I held her in my arms...
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by headoverheels
2. You will want to hurt your significant other every single day because he breathes the wrong way.
and that doesn't go away after you give birth.
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Posted 11/17/09 2:18 PM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
Member since 6/07 42079 total posts
Name: LB
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by saraH
Posted by headoverheels
2. You will want to hurt your significant other every single day because he breathes the wrong way.
and that doesn't go away after you give birth.
So true. I'm lucky he still wants to stay married to me!
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Posted 11/17/09 2:28 PM |
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Momma2Be
Mommy of an angel
Member since 10/09 5911 total posts
Name: Dina
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by ldomiano
Posted by headoverheels
1. When you pee, you will wipe, stand up, pull up your pants and have to sit back down almost immediately.
2. You will want to hurt your significant other every single day because he breathes the wrong way.
3. You will cook a gourmet meal and then eat cereal for dinner because the idea of eating chicken is
I totally agree with all 3. LOL
LOL Ditto!!!
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Posted 11/17/09 2:31 PM |
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neener1211
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Member since 4/07 22952 total posts
Name: J
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by MrsB0118
That you will have rage. Serious rip your face off kind of rage. You will be like the hulk, and no one should dare make you angry. Do to this rage you will avoid places like the mall, target, the supermarket where you might act upon said rage.
SO TRUE
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Posted 11/17/09 2:39 PM |
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CrankyPants
I'm cranky
Member since 7/06 18178 total posts
Name: Mama Cranky
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by MaMaTeenie
That you will bump your 3 year old in the head with your belly on a daily basis.
This happens with my 2 year old
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Posted 11/17/09 2:57 PM |
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CrankyPants
I'm cranky
Member since 7/06 18178 total posts
Name: Mama Cranky
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
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Posted 11/17/09 2:58 PM |
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shiv
Twinsanity!!
Member since 5/07 4747 total posts
Name: Shiv
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
That you feel like people are after you- wanting to attack you and have horrible dreams of people breaking into your home.
That maternity pants can feel tight after a good lunch!
The the slightest skin irratation can turn into a huge open sore and leave a scar- ask my poor nose after a week of having a cold.
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Posted 11/17/09 3:05 PM |
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mrsprop
LIF Adolescent
Member since 4/09 768 total posts
Name: Maureen
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by Mkr09
That you might pee yourself when you are throwing up.
Ha ha ha totally! I just sit down on the toilet with a garbage pail infront of my face. Just in case.
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Posted 11/17/09 3:09 PM |
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skinny
3 boys and a princess!
Member since 11/08 8178 total posts
Name: Momma
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
That just bc I r preggo, DH won't stop being a slob.
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Posted 11/17/09 3:31 PM |
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jerseygirl
LIF Adolescent
Member since 11/08 808 total posts
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
That sometimes you can fart your way up the stairs.
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Posted 11/17/09 3:33 PM |
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katiebug
I'll love you for always
Member since 2/08 4624 total posts
Name: Katie
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by munchkinfacemama
You will want to smack everyone who tells you to get your sleep now, all because it is impossible to sleep and find a good position.
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Posted 11/17/09 3:45 PM |
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munchkinbugs
My little loves!
Member since 1/06 8093 total posts
Name: Lisa
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by Mkr09
That you might pee yourself when you are throwing up.
Totally did that the other day...a tiny bit. I was home, thank God.
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Posted 11/17/09 3:48 PM |
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Cherry77
LIF Toddler
Member since 6/08 399 total posts
Name: Cher
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
That seeing blood and mucus in a toilet bowl after 37 weeks is actually exciting and desirable!!!
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Posted 11/17/09 3:52 PM |
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ali120206
2 Boys
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by munchkinfacemama
That all people, including the construction worker down the street feels that it is their place to tell you how huge your are, how you are ready to pop, and/or offer their unsolicited parenting advice just because you made the mistake of walking past them?
OMG - so true!!!
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Posted 11/17/09 3:57 PM |
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babycakes18
LIF Adult
Member since 4/09 1281 total posts
Name: Dani
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by teddysmama1021
That in the last month your hoohaa is so big that you practically look like an alien down below. That you will get daily pains in your butt. That eating 12 popsicles in less than an hour will be a daily routine.
WAIT.....WHAT???!!!! My hooha is huge???!!! I haven't been able to see what is going on down there for a while....but now I don't even want to see!!!! Ugh!
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Posted 11/17/09 4:34 PM |
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OrganicMama
So in love with my little man!
Member since 6/08 5172 total posts
Name: Mama
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by jerseygirl
That sometimes you can fart your way up the stairs.
So true!!
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Posted 11/17/09 6:05 PM |
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Shanti
True love
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Bending over to do simple things like tie your shoes or soap your legs in the shower becomes increasingly difficult - I am 27 weeks and think I won't be able to do these things at all soon!
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Posted 11/17/09 6:25 PM |
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KangaMom
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
That you can lose your mucus plug and walk around centimeters dilated and effaced for weeks before delivery
Message edited 11/17/2009 7:43:54 PM.
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Posted 11/17/09 6:31 PM |
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gck0708
She is love!
Member since 11/08 1863 total posts
Name: Grace
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Re: What They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy!
Posted by munchkinfacemama
That sex would feel like someone was knifing me on the inside
That you gain everywhere in addition to your belly
Michelle you crack me up!!
Soooo true on both of those, especially the sex thing - OUCH!
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Posted 11/17/09 6:41 PM |
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