what was the most random or funniest thing someone has said to you since you were preggers?

for some reason it cracks dh and I up still that our childbirth educator told us I shoud poop in front of him as practice for being comfortable for all that will happend during the delivery..... he's still waiting....and will be...

Re: what was the most random or funniest thing someone has said to you since you were preggers?

Probably when my boss tried to explain that how he knew I was pregnant before I told him. "Well your, um, not showing...really...at least in your stomach you're not..."


On the other hand, during Bradley class - when they showed us a 10 cm circle, I turned white & said "Nope. No way. That's just crazy. I'm not doing it."

Message edited 7/26/2006 10:50:22 PM.

Re: what was the most random or funniest thing someone has said to you since you were preggers?

Posted by wowcoulditbe

for some reason it cracks dh and I up still that our childbirth educator told us I shoud poop in front of him as practice for being comfortable for all that will happend during the delivery..... he's still waiting....and will be...

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OOOHH...good one, reminds me of my 95 yr old uncle who said "oh, I thought maybe there was somethng wrong with you....good you are having a baby!!" (of course b/c he is so cute, he can get away with it!)

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Ah that reminds me too, the first thing out of my 82 year old great aunt - "Is she married?" She's clearly very forgetful in her old age!

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Well one time when I was PG with my son we went out to Testarosas with a bunch of friends and while we were at the bar area waiting for our table a complete this lady comes up to me rubs my belly and asks me if I'm having a boy so I answered yes. So she said yeah your belly looks like a boy but you are carrying like a girl and your face has changed alot. Weird thing is, she was a complete stranger. I had never met this woman before in my life! What do you mean my face has changed alot? This is the first time you've seen it moron! After she walked away my husband asked "where do you know her from?" so I answer "I don't!"

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My boss is convinced I'm having a boy because " I'm only carrying in the front and nowhere else." Does that mean you are checking out my azz????

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People at work were convinced I had a hidden twin somewhere inside my uterus and that the sonos weren't picking it up and that when I went to deliver I would have an extra suprise baby inside!!!
They just couldn't beleive how big my tummy was.

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Posted by wowcoulditbe

for some reason it cracks dh and I up still that our childbirth educator told us I shoud poop in front of him as practice for being comfortable for all that will happend during the delivery..... he's still waiting....and will be...

Re: what was the most random or funniest thing someone has said to you since you were preggers?

How about your baby looks like the stay puff marshmellow man from Ghostbusters when i showed them my sono pic. (I have to admit he kind of does).

Re: what was the most random or funniest thing someone has said to you since you were preggers?

Posted by wowcoulditbe

for some reason it cracks dh and I up still that our childbirth educator told us I shoud poop in front of him as practice for being comfortable for all that will happend during the delivery..... he's still waiting....and will be...

Re: what was the most random or funniest thing someone has said to you since you were preggers?

When we told my uncle...he said "the last time I saw you, I said to myself 'wow, her t!ts are getting huge!'"

I didn't think anything of it because that's the kind of sense of humor he has.

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Posted by wowcoulditbe

for some reason it cracks dh and I up still that our childbirth educator told us I shoud poop in front of him as practice for being comfortable for all that will happend during the delivery..... he's still waiting....and will be...

We were told the same thing!!! She also added "try to avoid eating corn as it will come out whole on the table"!!!!
We still laugh about it 5 years later!

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When I gave my DH the sono pics from today. He told me that the baby looks like Jack Skellington from Nightmare before Christmas

Re: what was the most random or funniest thing someone has said to you since you were preggers?

Posted by wowcoulditbe

for some reason it cracks dh and I up still that our childbirth educator told us I shoud poop in front of him as practice for being comfortable for all that will happend during the delivery..... he's still waiting....and will be...