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WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

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peabody
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WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

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1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
MOVE
AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ***
AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK
MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE
JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE
LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TI ME A
NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING
NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD
AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY
GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN
NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY
LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT
ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR
FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE
FUN. MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES . LIKE YOU PROBABLY
DID ....SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!!

Posted 10/2/06 8:07 PM
 
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Karen
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Posted 10/2/06 8:09 PM
 

VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!

Member since 5/05

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Name:
Deb

Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

Posted by peabody



2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
MOVE
AROUND.




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Posted 10/2/06 8:11 PM
 

LightUpOurLife
Totally in love

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Bonnie-Jean

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Posted 10/2/06 8:12 PM
 

Redhead
You Live, You Learn

Member since 5/05

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Name:
Jennifer

Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

Posted by peabody

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TI ME A
NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY
LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR the mop?)



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Posted 10/2/06 8:15 PM
 

Redhead
You Live, You Learn

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Jennifer

Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING
NEXT TO US.



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Posted 10/2/06 8:15 PM
 

MelToddJulia
Love my Family!

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Mel

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Posted 10/2/06 8:35 PM
 

luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013

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To a brand new year to a healthier me

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Posted 10/2/06 8:39 PM
 

MrsBumbleb
it's me

Member since 5/05

11234 total posts

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Christine

Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

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Posted 10/2/06 10:03 PM
 

MrsDiamondgrlie
Bailey

Member since 5/05

12810 total posts

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D

Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

I can relate to almost all of them but this one the most Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK
MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE
JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

Posted 10/2/06 10:15 PM
 

ssbride05
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Jennifer

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Posted 10/2/06 10:24 PM
 

SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!

Member since 3/06

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Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

Posted by peabody


3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ***
AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TI ME A
NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR
FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.


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Posted 10/3/06 8:05 AM
 

TreAnt427
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Member since 8/06

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Tracy

Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

This is hilarious - and SO true!

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Posted 10/3/06 8:06 AM
 

LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis

Member since 8/06

11613 total posts

Name:
L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)

Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

Posted by peabody

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING
OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE
MOVE
AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ***
AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK
MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE
JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TI ME A
NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"






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This is all me...

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Posted 10/3/06 8:09 AM
 

Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!

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Professional Aunts No Kids

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Posted 10/3/06 8:18 AM
 

karacg
Babygirl is 4!

Member since 5/05

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Name:
Kara®

Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

This was the chick on the Bachelor last night...

Posted 10/3/06 8:32 AM
 

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Posted 10/3/06 8:46 AM
 

2PreciousBlessings
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Posted 10/3/06 8:48 AM
 

munchkinbugs
My little loves!

Member since 1/06

8093 total posts

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Lisa

Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

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Posted 10/3/06 8:54 AM
 

dm24angel
Happiness

Member since 5/05

34581 total posts

Name:
Donna

Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

I have seen this bvefore and I still laugh each time, Its just soooo TRUE!!!

Posted 10/3/06 8:56 AM
 

LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis

Member since 8/06

11613 total posts

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L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)

Re: WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

Posted by karacg

This was the chick on the Bachelor last night...




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Posted 10/3/06 8:58 AM
 

momAGAIN
so outrageous

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TJ

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Posted 10/3/06 9:25 AM
 

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Posted 10/3/06 9:28 AM
 
 

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