when it rains... this day s u c k s

i walk my dog this morning and come home to a house that is locked from the inside. my son locked the door while i was out and then he fell asleep.

HAVE YOU TRIED WAKING UP A 12-Y-O, LATELY??!!!

i had to break into my own home. the neighbors were ready to call the cops.

i barely make it to work on time.
by boss calls me in her office. DO I REALLY NEED THIS?!

she told me that i'm not carrying my weight around here W T F!?
she said that there are too many zeros on my call reports. i informed her that there have been a MILLION times that SHE has taken me away from the phones, lately. she responds, "yes, i know. but you still have too many zeros" what is this woman smoking?! if she takes me away from my job, how am i expected to do my job?

i don't get it.

needless to say, i'll be looking for a new job asap.

vent over