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justthe4ofus
I hate hypocrites!!!!!
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Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
So my DH is on vacation this week and actually home with us. Last night at dinner my daughter farts really loud. So my DH turns to her and says what do you say (she will be 20 months on Monday). She yells out "Chair". So I look at him with this puzzled look. He starts laughing. Well a couple of minutes later she farts again. He says to her what do you say and do. She says "Chair" and starts wiggling around in the chair. So Now I am completely baffled, since my daughter vocabulary is pretty good and DH is now hysterical. I said why is she doing that. He said well I taught her that when she farts to blame in on the chair squeaking and that to make the chair squeak by wiggling around in the chair and to say chair.   
Why oh why does he feel the need to teach her something that I will have to break later. Though it was kind of funny.
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btrflygrl
me and baby #3!
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
hysterical since we already laugh hysterically when she farts or belches like a sailor!
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| Posted 12/14/06 9:59 PM |
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nrthshgrl
It goes fast. Pay attention.
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
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wowcoulditbe
wow, pic is already 1 yr old!!
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
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MommaG
Yay Spring!
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
Too funny!!!
I always wonder where they learn these things. My DS actually leans to the side onto one leg when he's sitting and has to pass gas, as if it needs room to escape. I know I didn't teach him that!
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| Posted 12/14/06 10:45 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
too cute!!!
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| Posted 12/14/06 11:18 PM |
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Little-J-Mommy
I'm a Big Brother
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
too funny
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CaseyGirl
Mommy to 3 Boys :)
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
Jamie that is so cute!!!!
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| Posted 12/15/06 7:17 AM |
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IrishTracy
Believe!!
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
The sad thing is by the second time she said it. I knew what she meant before you wrote it!!
My husband teaches Patrick the same. They call them rippers. Patrick will even call Daddy to tell him that he let out a great big ripper!!
where in the Mommy handbook does it say we have to teach the husbands what NOT to do??
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| Posted 12/15/06 8:33 AM |
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Sweets13
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
that is hysterical!
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Ambersmom
Straight up nasty
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Sharon
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
Jamie, I'm PIMP'ing over here Tell Daddy over there to knock it out! Tell him young ladies don't rip farts! Between you and I, we'll have a pack of burping and farting toddlers running amuck!
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| Posted 12/15/06 9:42 AM |
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SoinLove
Making big changes
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
Too Funny
This morning Steve said to me "Oh crap can you grab me a soda" Right after Damien says "Oh Crap Mom can you get me a drink and some food"
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preciouslove
I love my DS!!!
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
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MichaelsMommy
Love my son!
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
OMG!!! LOL!!! That is freaking hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 12/15/06 9:58 AM |
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JennZ
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
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Tracey
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verdila
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
OMG that is too funny....and also because my own dad used to do a similar thing with us when we were kids.....
We had this very 70's wallpaper in our kitchen with chickens on it, and everytime one of us or he farted, he would hit the chicken and say Damn chicken farted!!
I can totally see my Dh teaching my daughter something like this too....he has already taught her funny fart soiunds with her mouth and goofy faces.
I really think all Dads are goofy....
ETA: my mother would be mortified....and for the longest time I didnt think she farted because she never did around us.
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| Posted 12/15/06 11:37 AM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
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Re: Why does my husband feel the need to teach her these things
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betty
My boys
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