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dom-n-nic
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why my kid missed school..... funny
I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud These are REAL
notes written by PARENTS (Spellings have been left intact.)
1-- MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY.
PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.
2-- PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER
SHOT
3-- DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN 28, 29, 30,
31,32 AND ALSO 33.
4-- PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING.
5-- PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL
OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.
6-- JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS
FACE.
7-- CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE
WAS HURT
IN THE GROWING PART.
8-- MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED
BY VERY CLOSE VEINS.
9-- CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE.
10-- PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS.
11-- PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD (DIAHRE,
DYREA, DIREATHE), THE SH**S. NOTE: [WORDS IN ( )'S WERE CROSSED OUT.
(Love it!)
12-- PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD DIARRHEA,
AND HIS BOOTS LEAK.
13-- IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS BUST.
14-- PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS FATHER'S FAULT. {You
know, this could be legit!}
15-- I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
BECAUSE DON'T NOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.
16-- PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY WE FORGOT
TOGET
THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY. WE
THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY.
17-- MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED. SHE
SPENTA
WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES.
{I absolutely LOVE that one!}
18-- PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD A COLD
AND
COULD NOT BREED WELL.
19-- PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. SHE WAS IN BED
WITH GRAMPS.
20-- GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE WAS HAVING A GANGOVER.
21-- PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA. SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND UNDER THE DOCTOR.
22-- MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A FEVER,
SORETHROAT, HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER SISTER WAS ALSO SICK,
FEVER AND SORE THROAT, HER BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL
OVER. I WASN'T THE BEST EITHER SORE THROAT AND FEVER. THERE MUST BE
SOMETHING GOING
AROUND, HER F ATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT.
NOW WE KNOW WHY PARENTS ARE SCREAMING FOR BETTER EDUCATION FOR OUR
KIDS.
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
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Shanti
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
Love this
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Dolcezza
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
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Phyl
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
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Sweetpea130000
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
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MsMBV
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
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BabyAvocado
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
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Lisa
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
OMG...I literally LOL!!
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| Posted 11/9/06 12:38 PM |
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TeddyBear922
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
That was really good
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Myrockette
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
OMG!
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joenick
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
Oh My G*d!! I am CRYING!!
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| Posted 11/9/06 4:41 PM |
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LuvMyDH
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
I don't know whether to
That was bad! VERY bad!!!
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lvdolphins
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
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sami
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
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Tah-wee-ZAH
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
Trust me, as a teacher, I've seen some absent notes that could have been added to this list
And they wonder why Junior isn't on the Honor Roll
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Maathy317
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
These are so funny, but, on another level, they are quite pitiful.
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mosa77
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
hysterical!!!!!!!!! my stomach is killing me i am laughing so hard!!!!!
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MABLE03
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
PIMP
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angelbear217
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
OMG! As a teacher, these are great!!! I wish I had saved some of my dooseys.
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SweetestOfPeas
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Re: why my kid missed school..... funny
Posted by dom-n-nic
22-- MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A FEVER,
SORETHROAT, HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER SISTER WAS ALSO SICK,
FEVER AND SORE THROAT, HER BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL
OVER. I WASN'T THE BEST EITHER SORE THROAT AND FEVER. THERE MUST BE
SOMETHING GOING
AROUND, HER F ATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT.
this is the best one
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luvsbob4603
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megsm3
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MrsERod
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