LIFamilies.com - Long Island, NY


RSS
Articles Business Directory Blog Real Estate Community Forum Shop My Family Contests

Log In Chat Index Search Rules Lingo Create Account

Quick navigation:   

You can't scratch your ass without something thinking it's a sign of pregnancy.

Posted By Message

PearlJamChick
No one sings like you anymore.

Member since 7/10

9264 total posts

Name:
Petticoated Swashbuckler

You can't scratch your ass without something thinking it's a sign of pregnancy.

Some work shindig today...assortment of junk food, which, since I'm in full-on PMS 'give me SWEET! now give me SALTY!' mode, worked out well for me until some asshat said "two slices of cherry pie AND a handful of Goldfish? Are we eating for two?"

I am so lucky that I work in a creative and casual environment because I was all "FOR YOUR INFORMATION I'm eating like this because I'm about to get my period and also FOR YOUR INFORMATION as far as I am concerned, sex is for recreational purposes only!"

It was accompanied by a bunch of side-to-side neck movements and a loud finger snap. And a bunch of laughs from coworkers.

ThankgodIworkintheatre.

Posted 2/20/13 5:30 PM
 

afternoondelight828
LIF Adult

Member since 1/13

3363 total posts

Name:
Afternoon

Re: You can't scratch your ass without something thinking it's a sign of pregnancy.

I have kids and can tell you that I HATE that too.
Every time someone is sick, they just MUST be pregnant.

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 2/20/13 6:13 PM
 

Mushesgirl
Too blessed to be stressed

Member since 4/09

6691 total posts

Name:

Re: You can't scratch your ass without something thinking it's a sign of pregnancy.

Very good replyChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 2/20/13 9:36 PM
 

Tulips915
................

Member since 8/08

6851 total posts

Name:
Me

Re: You can't scratch your ass without something thinking it's a sign of pregnancy.

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Great reply! What did your coworker say?

Posted 2/21/13 10:33 AM
 

SusiBee
. . . . .

Member since 3/09

8268 total posts

Name:
S

Re: You can't scratch your ass without something thinking it's a sign of pregnancy.

Good answer.

I'm so glad that I'm old enough to be past the stage where everyone wants me to be pregnant, although I still get a couple of inquiries as to when we are having kids.
I'm 46 and starting to get crotchety in my old age, so a snotty retort is usually in order.
Something along the lines of menopause took over my uterus.

Posted 2/21/13 10:48 AM
 

PearlJamChick
No one sings like you anymore.

Member since 7/10

9264 total posts

Name:
Petticoated Swashbuckler

Re: You can't scratch your ass without something thinking it's a sign of pregnancy.

Posted by Tulips915

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Great reply! What did your coworker say?



A quiet "enjoy...."

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Hey, he was the one who brought up my uterus in conversation.

Message edited 2/21/2013 11:14:09 AM.

Posted 2/21/13 11:13 AM
 

Tulips915
................

Member since 8/08

6851 total posts

Name:
Me

Re: You can't scratch your ass without something thinking it's a sign of pregnancy.

Posted by PearlJamChick

Posted by Tulips915

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Great reply! What did your coworker say?



A quiet "enjoy...."

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Hey, he was the one who brought up my uterus in conversation.


Hopefully he learned his lesson and will never say that again! Chat Icon

Posted 2/21/13 11:24 AM
 

PearlJamChick
No one sings like you anymore.

Member since 7/10

9264 total posts

Name:
Petticoated Swashbuckler

Re: You can't scratch your ass without something thinking it's a sign of pregnancy.

Posted by Tulips915

Posted by PearlJamChick

Posted by Tulips915

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Great reply! What did your coworker say?



A quiet "enjoy...."

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Hey, he was the one who brought up my uterus in conversation.


Hopefully he learned his lesson and will never say that again! Chat Icon



To anyone, ever!

Posted 2/21/13 11:28 AM
 

KittyKatCopper
missing my handsome boy

Member since 3/09

1579 total posts

Name:
Kat - HamptonsBride (LIW)

Re: You can't scratch your ass without something thinking it's a sign of pregnancy.

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon awesome answer....I often say "I'm eating for two.." and then turn and slap my left & then right butt cheek Chat Icon

Posted 2/22/13 12:29 AM
 

marianne13
LIF Adolescent

Member since 6/10

887 total posts

Name:

Re: You can't scratch your ass without something thinking it's a sign of pregnancy.

Ugh - that is one of my pet peeves too. DH and I work together so people are extra interested in our lives since we are the "office couple." I've gotten several comments when I've either taken time off for doctors' appointments (b/c apparently only pregnant women go to doctors right? Chat Icon ) , or not attended a happy hour (again because pregnancy would be the only reason for me not being able to make it).

Message edited 2/24/2013 4:25:43 PM.

Posted 2/24/13 4:25 PM
 

Mushesgirl
Too blessed to be stressed

Member since 4/09

6691 total posts

Name:

Re: You can't scratch your ass without something thinking it's a sign of pregnancy.

Posted by KittyKatCopper

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon awesome answer....I often say "I'm eating for two.." and then turn and slap my left & then right butt cheek Chat Icon



love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 2/25/13 7:49 PM
 

shadows
LIF Adult

Member since 1/10

4694 total posts

Name:

Re: You can't scratch your ass without something thinking it's a sign of pregnancy.

People are completely ridiculous and inappropriate Chat Icon glad you put him in his place.

Posted 2/25/13 9:36 PM
 

Sweetlax22
LIF Adult

Member since 5/10

1904 total posts

Name:

Re: You can't scratch your ass without something thinking it's a sign of pregnancy.

People are ridiculous , you can't even have a stomach virus in peace these days, and god forbid you go out to a bar and don't feel like having a drink.

Posted 3/3/13 6:21 PM
 

DirtyBlonde
*****

Member since 11/07

7344 total posts

Name:

Re: You can't scratch your ass without something thinking it's a sign of pregnancy.

People say the dumbest most inappropriate shit.

Someone told me that I could always freeze my eggs and get a sperm donor if I wanted kids.

Yeah, we totally weren't discussing that, but thanks for the inappropriate as **** suggestion. I'll be sure to ask how her uterus is holding up next time I see her.

Posted 3/5/13 11:19 PM
 
 

Potentially Related Topics:

Topic Posted By Started Replies Forum
Is feeling "Wet" a sign of pregnancy- Sorry TMI bettybcafe 11/3/10 15 TTC
Possible sign of pregnancy? SHOPAHOLIC 2/24/07 8 Pregnancy
could this be a sign of pregnancy? alexlynn7 10/10/06 2 TTC
If CM is a sign of pregnancy... LIPrincess 11/15/05 6 TTC
 
Quick navigation:   
Currently 83179 users on the LIFamilies.com Chat
New Businesses
1 More Rep
Carleton Hall of East Islip
J&A Building Services
LaraMae Health Coaching
Sonic Wellness
Julbaby Photography LLC
Ideal Uniforms
Teresa Geraghty Photography
Camelot Dream Homes
Long Island Wedding Boutique
MB Febus- Rodan & Fields
Camp Harbor
Market America-Shop.com
ACM Basement Waterproofing
Travel Tom

      Follow LIWeddings on Facebook

      Follow LIFamilies on Twitter
Long Island Bridal Shows