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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
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Sonia
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You Know You're An Adult When...
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those #@$%* kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog ! Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh Sh-t what the hell happened?"
Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.
Thanks Lichi...
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Kate
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Member since 5/05 7557 total posts
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Kate
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Re: You Know You're An Adult When...
I love this. I definitely qualify for #26
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| Posted 1/24/06 3:06 PM |
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Stefanie
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Member since 5/05 23599 total posts
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Stefanie
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Re: You Know You're An Adult When...
#16 is for me too... 
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| Posted 1/24/06 3:11 PM |
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leighla
Support Cancer Research
Member since 5/05 16353 total posts
Name:
Lauren
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Re: You Know You're An Adult When...
Posted by Kate
I love this. I definitely qualify for #26
Me too!
Except I still do go to the drug store to buy pregnancy tests!!
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| Posted 1/24/06 4:10 PM |
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Shelly
She's 7!!!
Member since 8/05 14624 total posts
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Re: You Know You're An Adult When...
I am definitely #26!!!
And 25!! I still can't believe that it is good news that I am pregnant... that its a good thing instead of a scandal
Message edited 1/24/2006 4:13:07 PM.
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FelAndJon
needs to update her avatar pic
Member since 6/05 10212 total posts
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Felice (aka LuckyBride2004)
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Re: You Know You're An Adult When...
This is histerical!
Thanks to LIF, #23 is the only one that doesn't apply!!!!
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| Posted 1/25/06 10:04 AM |
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raken40
soooo in love:)
Member since 5/05 4369 total posts
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Karen
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Re: You Know You're An Adult When...
wow...i can relate to just about every one ! 
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| Posted 1/25/06 10:09 AM |
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twobabies
Praying
Member since 7/05 9662 total posts
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Mrs. Honeybee
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Re: You Know You're An Adult When...
Posted by raken40
wow...i can relate to just about every one !
ditto.
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| Posted 1/25/06 10:13 AM |
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skygirl
Our prayers were answered:)
Member since 6/05 4919 total posts
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Erica
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Re: You Know You're An Adult When...
I love that
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| Posted 1/25/06 10:13 AM |
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