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LFitzy79
can hardly wait
Member since 5/05 2650 total posts
Name:
Lauren
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You ladies will love this one.
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and
feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed
half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow end of the
all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the
first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried
everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were
checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned, air fresheners
were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which
they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to
replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked.
People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could
not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return
their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to
purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her
the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she
missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce
settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a
price that was about 1/14th of what the house had been worth, but only
if she were to sign the papers that very day.
She agreed, and, within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A
week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the
moving company pack everything to take to their new home........
including the curtain rods.
I love a happy ending, don't you?
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curliegirl
He's here!!!!
Member since 3/06 10128 total posts
Name:
Gina
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
It makes me smile evry time I read it....
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| Posted 7/25/06 12:03 PM |
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LAMGAJ28
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
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| Posted 7/25/06 12:07 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
That was great!!
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| Posted 7/25/06 12:08 PM |
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mrskk
LIF Infant
Member since 7/06 212 total posts
Name:
Karen
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
this is too funny
sweet revenge!
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| Posted 7/25/06 12:12 PM |
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AimeeE2006
Time flies!
Member since 1/06 5698 total posts
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Aimee
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
That is sooooo great...very desperate housewives!
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| Posted 7/25/06 12:14 PM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
Name:
Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
I laugh everytime I read that story!!
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| Posted 7/25/06 12:14 PM |
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MABLE03
I <3 SATC
Member since 6/06 4563 total posts
Name:
Fabulous
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
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| Posted 7/25/06 12:17 PM |
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MsMBV
:P
Member since 5/05 28602 total posts
Name:
Me
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
I LOVE IT!
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| Posted 7/25/06 12:19 PM |
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mommy2bella
Where does time go?
Member since 12/05 9747 total posts
Name:
Kelly
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
I love it 
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| Posted 7/25/06 1:08 PM |
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Christine
2nd verse same as the 1st
Member since 5/05 15287 total posts
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
That's hilarious!! 
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| Posted 7/25/06 1:11 PM |
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Liz
LIF Adolescent
Member since 5/05 674 total posts
Name:
Liz
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
That's too funny.
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| Posted 7/25/06 1:14 PM |
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CkGm
They get so big, so fast :(
Member since 5/05 13848 total posts
Name:
Christine
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
LOVE IT!
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| Posted 7/25/06 1:23 PM |
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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
Member since 5/05 11997 total posts
Name:
Because 2 people fell in love
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
Posted by Lisa
I laugh everytime I read that story!!
me too!
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| Posted 7/25/06 1:24 PM |
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MissJones
I need a nap!
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
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| Posted 7/25/06 1:25 PM |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
Member since 5/05 17334 total posts
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
I love it!!
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| Posted 7/25/06 1:27 PM |
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
I LOVE that one - hysterical!!!
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| Posted 7/25/06 1:31 PM |
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
Member since 5/05 9252 total posts
Name:
Deb
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
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| Posted 7/25/06 1:32 PM |
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dandr10199
Grace is growing up too fast!
Member since 10/05 11561 total posts
Name:
Dina
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
LOVE IT!!!
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| Posted 7/25/06 1:32 PM |
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JenniferEver
The Disney Lady
Member since 5/05 18163 total posts
Name:
Jennifer
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
AWESOME!
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| Posted 7/25/06 1:33 PM |
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SoinLove
Making big changes
Member since 5/05 16541 total posts
Name:
Kristin
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Re: You ladies will love this one.
LOVE it!
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