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luvsbob4603
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Young lawyer and a senior Citizen
Young Lawyer and a Senior Citizen
A young lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The young lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.
The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The young lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the senior's attention and to keep the young lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The young lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?' The senior doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the young lawyer.
Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the young lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The young lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the senior and hands him $500. The senior pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The young lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The senior reaches in his pocket, hands the young lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
Don't mess with Senior citizens
Message edited 2/25/2009 8:18:35 AM.
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Re: Young lawyer and a senior Citizen
 You made me laugh and all I can think of is this is something my Dad would've done 
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| Posted 2/25/09 8:22 AM |
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
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Re: Young lawyer and a senior Citizen
I'm glad i made you laugh colette, My dad sent this to me... I was laughing, I figured you ladies and gent would get a good kick out of it.
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| Posted 2/25/09 9:11 AM |
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neener1211
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PotofLuck06
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Re: Young lawyer and a senior Citizen
Perfect!
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| Posted 2/25/09 9:56 AM |
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MarathonKnitter
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Re: Young lawyer and a senior Citizen
I LOVE IT!
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| Posted 2/25/09 10:05 AM |
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HeathKernandez
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1stimemom
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