"It wasn't him"

To the tune of Shaggy's "It wasn't me"
(I just wrote this off the top of my head, so please forgive my lack of song writing ability... )


Yo, man
"Yo"
Open up, man
"Yeah, what do you want, man?"
My Pres caused a riot
"You let Dems blame him?"
I don't know how I let this happen
"With who?"
Proud Boys and more, ya know?
Man, I don't know what to do
"Say it wasn't him"
Alright

The Mob came in, and they wielded red trump flags
Creeping through the Congress halls
Picture this, POTUS called for violence
Cops were making desperate calls
How can we forget he tried to overthrow Democracy
All the time he was standing there
Watching with jubilee

How you can grant Democrats access to Impeachment
Trespassers and witnesses all on the Internet
Better watch your back 'fore Trump turns for your opponent
Let's review the situation that you're caught against
For a GOP'er you have to know how to play
If Dems say night, convince them say a day
Never admit to a word when they say
And if they try to blame him, you tell them there's no way

Here's a copy of the timeline
"It wasn't him"
He told them they should get Pence
"It wasn't him"
He talked about this for months now
"It wasn't him"
He said the vote was stolen
"It wasn't him"
He didn't try to stop them
"It wasn't him"
He watched for several hours
"It wasn't him"
Aides said he enjoyed it
"It wasn't him"
He told them that he loves them

The Mob came in, and they wielded red Trump flags
Creeping through the Congress halls
Picture this, POTUS called for violence
Cops were making desperate calls
We had tried to keep Dems
From even having a trial
Why should they believe us
When we told them it wasn't him.

Make the Congress say they really have no right to fuss
You can't impeach a POTUS who isn't in office
He never said to go into the Halls of Congress
Seein' is believin' so don't let them tie the ruckus
You know they a go bring a whole heap a' tweets up from the past
All of the evidence, you know makes him look guilty
But if they make a strong case, the R's will let him pass

Here's a copy of the timeline
"It wasn't him"
He told them they should get Pence
"It wasn't him"
He talked about this for months now
"It wasn't him"
He said the vote was stolen
"It wasn't him"
He didn't try to stop them
"It wasn't him"
He watched for several hours
"It wasn't him"
Aides said he enjoyed it
"It wasn't him"
He told them that he loves them

The Mob came in, and they wielded red Trump flags
Creeping through the Congress halls
Picture this, POTUS called for violence
Cops were making desperate calls
How can we forget he tried to overthrow Democracy
All the time he was standing there
Watching with jubilee

Gonna find us the worst lawyers
So there's no chance to win
I've been listening to your reasoning
It makes no sense at all
We should tell Dems that we're sorry
For all the lies we've told
Nah, who am I kidding with that
All our ethics are lost
That's why we'll acquit

The Mob came in, and they wielded red Trump flags
Creeping through the Congress halls
Picture this, POTUS called for violence
Cops were making desperate calls
How can we forget he tried to overthrow Democracy
All the time he was standing there
Watching with jubilee

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AWESOME and sadly, so accurate! Very impressive song writing skills Shawn! Lol!
Now, gotta make it go viral!

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I sang it in my head the whole time.

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This was a very impressive remix.