Michael Jackson not done Creeping us all out

Eh, it's probably because they're small, like little boys. (Little boy jokes still funny? Right, just not that one.)

Michael Jackson has always sort of depressed me, and if this story of his wanting to open up a Leprechaun Inspired theme park in Ireland has any truth to it, that just makes me even more sad for him. The Scoop reports:


“Michael is deadly serious about this idea,” a source told Ireland’s Daily Mirror. “He loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland. It would cost around 500 million Euros [about $635 million] to do. He’s always wanted to open his own theme park and he thinks Ireland is the perfect place and it will all be built around the leprechaun theme.”

The cash-strapped singer reportedly is meeting with businessmen to raise money for the park.


Yes, I can totally see investors loving the idea of giving wads of cash to an alleged (but innocent...?) child molester former-pop idol to make a zany place for young children to freely roam. Ya know, since the first one he built went so swimmingly. Brilliant.

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Re: Michael Jackson not done Creeping us all out

I have to say the title and this post made me LMAOOO