Lindsay Lohan is Served

One lucky paparazzo was tipped off that Lindsay Lohan was going to be served a legal summons while attending the 21st Annual American Cinematheque Award Honoring George Clooney.

Here's the play by play:

The tip was to hang out with the process server and show her were Lindsay was. Apparently, they have been looking for Lindsay for months in an attempt to serve her with legal papers subpoenaing her to appear in court. I felt like Dog the Bounty Hunter; hunting for Lindsay Lohan and doing justice. :) I was for once doing something that is acceptable by society; even though it is somewhat similar to what I do everyday. Go figure!
She finally comes out and I told the process server to get ready. The plan was that she was going to pretend that she was a fan and that she wanted to get her autograph. Lindsay finally makes it out of the main entrance and the process server was off. She was so fast that I had to step up my pace. I was getting out my camera as we were approaching Lindsay. I thought that we were going to get in trouble since there were so many security guards. There were so many people blocking the way, but I was able to get slightly to the right side of the server. She begs Lindsay for an autograph. Lindsay had a cell phone in one hand and a bag of goodies in the other. Lindsay was really happy and gets convinced to sign. She says, "This is going to be my first autograph," and she takes the folder. The process server yells out, "You have been served!" The process server turns right around and runs away.

Lindsay's face turned ghostly. She looks at the papers and in shock, drops them to the floor. Then Lindsay starts running after the process server. She calls security, but it was too late. They stopped her because it was a legal matter. The funny thing was that I was ignored the whole time. I kept taking pictures. Everyone was in so much shock from that event that no one even noticed me.
Apparently, they had been trying to serve Lindsay the papers for months, but were unable to locate her. Um, they should have just tried hanging outside of Hyde for a week.

Re: Lindsay Lohan is Served

Re: Lindsay Lohan is Served

great story! she's so dumb...

Message edited 10/16/2006 6:30:02 PM.