Upon moving out of the Chateau Marmont, it seems that Lindsay Lohan left behind some peace offerings for the hotel’s fashion-conscious, gin-swilling housekeeping staff.

Page Six reports:
“…after Lindsay Lohan moved out of the Chateau Marmont, found among mounds of designer clothes in her suite were copies of the New York Post, a collection of worn-out BlackBerries*, and a bottle of Tanqueray.”

Well, that’s nice. If these photos are any indication, all of Lindsay’s messes should come with a two-drink minimum.

Of course, what Page Six neglected to mention is that once the housekeepers had excavated and fought over the mounds of bikinis, skinny jeans and leggings, they unearthed the still-warm body of Harry Morton, a puncture wound from a wayward ankle bootie still visible in his back, and the words, “A Breather?! Breathe THIS!” scrawled onto his forehead in Chanel’s Black Satin nail polish.

*A moment of silence for all the BlackBerries that died of exhaustion trying to keep up with Lohan's busy social calendar.