Howard K. Stern is so clearly not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, according to the owner of the house where Anna Nicole stayed in the Bahamas, that he's being evicted from the estate.

South Carolina businessman G. Ben Thompson bought the house in Smith's name, with the understanding that Smith would buy it from him down the road. However, says Thompson to Access Hollywood (via Us), "We know that Howard K. Stern cannot pass [the DNA test] in any way that would suggest he is the father of that particular child" – and so Thompson's going to serve him with an eviction notice.

And what's worse for Howard is that if Larry Birkhead or Virgie Arthur gets custody of the baby, Thompson says one of them might be given the chance to live in Horizons.