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I was working with Beta tapes

I needed to get a comp/master tape to my desk

I overhead paged the office for the tape

"Please bring the Master Beta to my desk" LOL

I started cracking up on the page and jumped off -- but no one said anything to me ....maybe they didn't get it

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These are soooo funny!

Yesterday at a meeting someone stuttered the word do twice in a row that it came out like doo doo...well my immature inner self laughed at that for quite some time.

Then there was the time me and DH went out with a friend in Florida and his friend. Well there was a chick-fil-a restaurant and I blurted out was is a chick fil a? Our friends friend just cracked up...I was sooooo

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I told my dh's friend that I'm going for a facial and he cracks up all the time. (You have to think real dirty for that one)

This woman that I used to work with said...she's so cute, I could eat her out....I mean up...you know what I mean!!!

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I do this so many times it is like second nature for me to say unintentional and embarrasing things. I really should start writing them all down

But one that comes to mind right now is being at a children's birthday party and was blowing up the balloons. I was getting pretty tired and there was still 2 more bags of balloons to blow up. My nephew was helping me by handing the balloons to me. I finally decided to give up before I actually passed out. My nephew hands me the remaining bags of balloons and proceeds to demand that I blow all of them.
And my response was "If I blow everything here I'll be the most popular girl at the party" to which 3 of my cousins husbands ran over begging to be "that popular"

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Ok, I have one.

I have had really bad morning sickness, so I eat saltine crackers all day long. My boss was passing by and I pick up the pack of saltines and say "Cracker?". He says to me "you talkin' to me" with an almost serious face. It took me half a second to realize what thought he heard, and another half a second to realize that he was only joking, but still I was mortified!!

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I can't think of a single thing right now, although I know there are many. These are sooo funny!

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When I was little CD's just started to come out. We didnt have any. But my Uncle had a lot. So I said wow how may D.cks do you have? Eveyone stated laugghing I had no idea I has said the word wrong.

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This is pretty G-rated, which is VERY strange for me, but here it goes:

I was my brother's Confirmation sponsor in 1993. I begged him to pick me instead of my DH (who was only my boyfriend at the time). He reluctantly agreed as he was told to pick a "religios and spiritual" person as a sponsor.

Fast forward to Confirmation day. Walking up to the altar with my brother. Bishop says "peace be with you". My reply... "Thanks...you too."

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All of these stories are so funny--I am cracking up here!

I am the queen of saying dumb things!

Just the other day I was watching a baseball game with DH, my sister and her BF. We were eating sunflower seeds and I hate to spit them out so I said "I swallow, I hate to spit" Of course they had a field day with that!

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Posted by SIBride06

Absolutely!

I was out with friends one night at a Greek restaurant. When my gyro arrived & I tried to bite into it, I belted out "OMG this thing is so big, I cant fit it into my mouth " Everyone at the table bursted out with laughter.

My husband just sat there & smiled.

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Posted by LIBOUND

Ok, I have one.

I have had really bad morning sickness, so I eat saltine crackers all day long. My boss was passing by and I pick up the pack of saltines and say "Cracker?". He says to me "you talkin' to me" with an almost serious face. It took me half a second to realize what thought he heard, and another half a second to realize that he was only joking, but still I was mortified!!

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A couple of years ago, I was in a local deli that I frequented on a regular basis. The woman who worked behind the deli counter was not there for a while and when I walked in she had returned. I greeted and told her that I missed seeing her. She asked me if I wanted my usual, which was a pound of cheese. I told her yes and then went on to say













wait for it




























"Nobody cuts the cheese like you do".


I didn't realize what I had said until I looked at her face. Talk about embarrassing.

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One of the vocabulary words that I teach in French is "happiness". It's bonheur and it sounds like BONER when some of the kids try to pronounce it. I get so embarrassed!!!

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I am 100% a total lurker, but I am enjoying this thread so much that I have to share. I will never forget this story as long as I live!

My really good friend from work got married in 2003, right around when the Hummer limousines became really popular. Her husband desperately wanted to rent one the day of the wedding, but it was too much money and they didn’t. Instead, as a surprise, she hired a driver to pick them up in a Hummer limo and drive them to the airport the following day for their honeymoon.

Friend gets married, goes on honeymoon, comes back to work. We’re all talking in a group rehashing the wedding, she’s talking about the honeymoon, etc. All of a sudden I bust out with, “Hey, how did your DH like the Hummer?”

I have never heard sudden silence like that in my whole life, and I’ll never live that one down.

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these are great - i am doing the silent laugh cry!!

ok i was in college majoring in italian and the first day of class we had to describe our perfect man.

So, I went on to say that I love men with big luscious lips

the italian word for lips is LABBRI but i said LABBIA

everyone just looked at me and tried not to laugh and i didnt realize what i had said until I finished . . .

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Posted by abutterfly1123

Omg this thread is too funny.

My embarrassing slip was when I was instant messaging my uncle. I was trying to tell him a joke but couldn't remember it the right way and he didn't get it and sent me a
type smiley. So I wrote back
"I am so horny right" I meant to write Corny. I was so embarrassed that I made some lame excuse about having to take a call and signed off.

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I didn't say it, but my uncles and a couple of cousins were playing foosball. They needed one more player, so my uncle (who's name is Dicky) said to my uncle Bob "Hey Bob, I need another player why don't you play?" To which my Uncle Bob replied - "Nah, I suck Diick"... My cousins and I had a field day with this!

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these are great!

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You ladies added some funnny stories!

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I have enjoyed this thread Deb!!

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these are sooo funny! Deb, yours is Priceless!!!

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Thankfully, no one is around, because I am bursting out laughing!!!