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I should be grateful...but dear lord help me..

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hbugal
Lesigh

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I should be grateful...but dear lord help me..

The twins came back from their father's tonight after being gone for a week...

We're in the car coming back from 7 11. It's me, them, and one of their friends...

I hear my DD whispering to the friend and then they burst into giggles...

To which my other DD says "You HAVE to tell mom"...

What was so funny you ask?

Well my one daughter went into her father's room to search for a pair of socks for her cousin. After opening all of his dresser drawers and finding no socks she decides to look in his night table drawer...Chat Icon

What does she find?


Yep....a package of condoms...Chat Icon


But that wasnt what they were giggling about....


The funny part to them was that it was a package of LARGE condoms...Chat Icon


I wasnt prepared to discuss the size of their father's appendage with them. But let's put it this way...they were pretty sure that their father SHOULD NOT be using LARGE condoms....(Do they sell extra small? Chat Icon )

The fact that they even discussed this with me as open as they did is comforting to me. Im glad that we have the lines of communication open...

But I really wasnt prepared to have this conversation with them....EVER....Chat Icon


I cant help myself. But should I let my ex know? Chat Icon

Posted 7/11/10 9:30 PM
 

mathteach
Roll Tide!

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Christine

Re: I should be grateful...but dear lord help me..

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Yes, tell him. I probably wouldn't let on that you think his eyes are well, bigger than his penis.

Awesome that they told you. If your girls are like mine I am sure you cherish the moments that you get let in on the joke.Chat Icon

Posted 7/11/10 9:35 PM
 

ChrisDee
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Christine

Re: I should be grateful...but dear lord help me..

OMGChat Icon too funnyChat Icon

Posted 7/11/10 10:10 PM
 

4ForMe
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Re: I should be grateful...but dear lord help me..

Holy crap I would have died!!!!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 7/11/10 11:23 PM
 

justthe4ofus
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Posted 7/12/10 8:21 AM
 

nrthshgrl
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Re: I should be grateful...but dear lord help me..

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Posted 7/12/10 11:23 AM
 

ny55angel
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O-M-G !! I would have Chat Icon if my DD came home and told me that !! (including the "large" part)

It's great that your DD's feel they can tell you these things though. I'm not so sure mine would....she would be too embarrassed !!

Posted 7/12/10 1:43 PM
 

FelAndJon
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Felice (aka LuckyBride2004)

Re: I should be grateful...but dear lord help me..

I definitely think you should tell him that he needs to find a better hiding place Chat Icon

Posted 7/12/10 6:29 PM
 

Bops
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Re: I should be grateful...but dear lord help me..

At least we know he's not trying to pro-create Chat Icon !!!!


Imagine they would have walked out with them and said

"Daddy, can cousin Bobby wear these cool rubber socks...they say they are size large" Chat Icon

Posted 7/12/10 8:14 PM
 

hbugal
Lesigh

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Re: I should be grateful...but dear lord help me..

Posted by Bops

At least we know he's not trying to pro-create Chat Icon !!!!


Imagine they would have walked out with them and said

"Daddy, can cousin Bobby wear these cool rubber socks...they say they are size large" Chat Icon



You know....

I never did ask them how they knew what they were in the first place...Chat Icon

I dont think I had that talk with them yet.....Chat Icon



ETA: Because I had to ask....

Me: How did you know what that was in Daddy's drawer?

L: It said Trojan Extasy on them...

Me: But how did you know what condoms were?

L: Are you kidding me?

Me: No really...

L: I see commercial's mother...I watch TV...

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Message edited 7/12/2010 10:40:06 PM.

Posted 7/12/10 10:36 PM
 

mypumpkin
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Dee

Re: I should be grateful...but dear lord help me..

OMG!!! HAHAHAHA!!!Chat Icon

Posted 7/13/10 12:53 AM
 
 

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