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prunepie
LIF Adult
Member since 7/06 4357 total posts
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jennifer
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dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
that....
even in my third trimester i will continue to have morning sickness off and on all day long.
that...my nips are now leaking at times.
that...almost none of my shoes fit anymore and i am saving money for the baby so i continue to wear flipflops in 40 degree weather.
that...i still check just in case when i go pee.
that...all i do is pee.
that....i am so grateful when i actually can poo.
that...sometimes i get so scared that i am about to me a mom that i start to hyperventilate.
that...i am not allowing myself to try to shave my hoohoo anymore for fear of massive blood loss trauma.
that...i am now a virgin again since it been about 7 months with no nooky.
that...i have completely lost my mind and i have a veryyyy strong feeling it will never be found.
anyone else need serenity for something? 
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Posted 2/15/12 8:25 PM  |
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FergieK
Loving my girls
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
Thank you this is great. Made me giggle. Especially the poo one.
and I hope you find your mind, I hear from friends that it's never the same again. 
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| Posted 2/15/12 8:50 PM |
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
Posted by prunepie
that...i am now a virgin again since it been about 7 months with no nooky.
I think it has to be a year before you can be a virgin again! 
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| Posted 2/15/12 10:24 PM |
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FlowerWife
Positive Vibrations...
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
Posted by FergieK
and I hope you find your mind, I hear from friends that it's never the same again.
it isnt....
preggo brain just turns to mommy brain... which is actually worse than preggo brain...
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| Posted 2/15/12 11:15 PM |
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babyberry
LIF Adult
Member since 1/11 1477 total posts
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Ang
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
Posted by prunepie
that...i am not allowing myself to try to shave my hoohoo anymore for fear of massive blood loss trauma.
anyone else need serenity for something?
hehe i did try shaving today and it i am with you on this one! 
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| Posted 2/16/12 2:09 AM |
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gabbie83
2 girls <3
Member since 6/08 3037 total posts
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gabbie
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
Posted by FlowerWife
Posted by FergieK
and I hope you find your mind, I hear from friends that it's never the same again.
it isnt....
preggo brain just turns to mommy brain... which is actually worse than preggo brain...
i know imagine being on #2 - i feel like a dumba$$ .
i had a completely ridicuolous convo with hubby last night; he said whats the matter with you? i asked you this before and you said no you know nothing about it and now youre having a differnt convo with me. and i just started crying and im like im loosing my ***** mind.
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| Posted 2/16/12 10:49 AM |
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2boys4me
He's coming soon!
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
DH will never clean the house as well as I can.
I can't use bleach and it's hard to get down on all fours to clean the bathroom and kitchen floor and get behind things, etc. So DH is like, "don't worry, I'll do all the cleaning" and to him that means letting the bathroom go for a month "what do you mean I don't clean it, I cleaned it a few weeks ago" EWW DH come on!
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| Posted 2/16/12 11:03 AM |
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Robbiesox15
LIF Infant
Member since 4/10 175 total posts
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Ro
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
I need serenity to accept the fact that when I cough or sneeze, I will pee Every single time, sigh...
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| Posted 2/16/12 11:32 AM |
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aquag12283
LIF Adolescent
Member since 7/11 697 total posts
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Lisa
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
Love this! Soooo true for all of them!
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| Posted 2/16/12 11:48 AM |
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addingonemore
My family is complete <3
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
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| Posted 2/16/12 12:32 PM |
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PennyCat
Just call me mommy :)
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Jib
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
yeaaaaa....
and I'd trade with you to have all that in a second!
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| Posted 2/16/12 12:41 PM |
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BlessedMomma
LIF Adult
Member since 12/11 6163 total posts
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Momma Bear
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
hahaha great post! made me
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| Posted 2/16/12 1:56 PM |
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MRsFaTThead
NY GIRL IN TEXAS
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WHO GIVES A POO WHO GIVES A FUDGE !!
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
thanks for the good laugh
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| Posted 2/16/12 2:07 PM |
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Otherme
Square head cutie pants
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
Posted by BaseballWidow
Posted by prunepie
that...i am now a virgin again since it been about 7 months with no nooky.
I think it has to be a year before you can be a virgin again!
it will be by the time she's able to  again!
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| Posted 2/16/12 3:29 PM |
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sheepbaby
LIF Infant
Member since 9/11 240 total posts
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Christine
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
LOL. So true. I had a mini meltdown last night because I told my husband we're more like roommates than husband and wife due to all the physical changes and lack of .DH didn't quite know what to do with me!
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| Posted 2/16/12 7:57 PM |
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gina409
TWINS!
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g
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
Posted by PennyCat
yeaaaaa....
and I'd trade with you to have all that in a second!
me too
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| Posted 2/16/12 10:06 PM |
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FergieK
Loving my girls
Member since 7/09 2533 total posts
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Fergie
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
Posted by sheepbaby
LOL. So true. I had a mini meltdown last night because I told my husband we're more like roommates than husband and wife due to all the physical changes and lack of .DH didn't quite know what to do with me!
I told DH would be fun and welcomed in the near future to which he replied "if we both could stay awake." LOL We both work long hrs but then I said does my belly weird you out? To which he said, "a little bit" ..  what's a girl to do?
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| Posted 2/17/12 8:00 AM |
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beachgirl
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sara
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
this made me laugh out loud....I am only 10 weeks but dying to get to your stage as the MS is sending me over.
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| Posted 2/17/12 9:16 AM |
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HappyBride6
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
Agree with everything!!
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| Posted 2/17/12 9:41 AM |
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KS13
Life is good.
Member since 6/10 1203 total posts
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K
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
Posted by FergieK
Posted by sheepbaby
LOL. So true. I had a mini meltdown last night because I told my husband we're more like roommates than husband and wife due to all the physical changes and lack of .DH didn't quite know what to do with me!
I told DH would be fun and welcomed in the near future to which he replied "if we both could stay awake." LOL We both work long hrs but then I said does my belly weird you out? To which he said, "a little bit" .. what's a girl to do?
My belly totally weirds out DH too. He said its difficult for him to look at me a certain way knowing that his son is right there
Truthfully- I am not all that interested at this point in anyway. I just feel really large and cumbersome.
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| Posted 2/17/12 10:09 AM |
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KS13
Life is good.
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K
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Re: dear god..grant me the serenity to accept..that..
Posted by gina409
Posted by PennyCat
yeaaaaa....
and I'd trade with you to have all that in a second!
me too
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| Posted 2/17/12 10:10 AM |
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