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GoldenRod
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"Twisted Wishes" game
Just a distraction from everything going on. I've done this on other boards.
The "rules" are, you "grant" the previous poster's wish, but you twist it somehow to make it funny, and not quite what the person wished for. Since this is just a fun game, keep it light and easy.
For example, "I wish for a car"
"Granted, but it's a 1974 Chevy Vega"
"I wish for a boat"
"Granted, but it's got a huge hole and it sank"
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Posted 5/5/20 6:40 AM  |
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GoldenRod
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
I wish for a drink.
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| Posted 5/5/20 6:41 AM |
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klingklang77
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
Posted by GoldenRod
I wish for a drink.
Sure he's a glass of over-chlorinated tap water.
I wish for all my work to be done, so I can have a nap.
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| Posted 5/5/20 6:46 AM |
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nycbuslady
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
Posted by klingklang77
I wish for all my work to be done, so I can have a nap.
Granted, but the landscapers are mowing the lawn and using the leaf blower right underneath your bedroom window.
I wish for a pair of jeans that fit.
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| Posted 5/5/20 7:02 AM |
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StaceyWill
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
Posted by nycbuslady
Posted by klingklang77
I wish for all my work to be done, so I can have a nap.
Granted, but the landscapers are mowing the lawn and using the leaf blower right underneath your bedroom window.
I wish for a pair of jeans that fit.
Granted, but they are a hideous color that go with absolutely nothing.
I wish for a billion dollars.
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| Posted 5/5/20 8:57 AM |
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Sash
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
Posted by StaceyWill
Granted, but they are a hideous color that go with absolutely nothing.
I wish for a billion dollars.
Granted 1 billion Hong Kong Dollars.
I wish for a mansion with a pool.
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| Posted 5/5/20 9:15 AM |
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GoldenRod
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
Granted, here you go:
I wish for a tropical island.
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| Posted 5/5/20 10:12 AM |
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MarathonKnitter
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
Posted by GoldenRod
Granted, here you go:
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I wish for a tropical island.
granted... you get Exuma, in The Bahamas (where the Fyre Festival was held)
i wish to lose 15 pounds.
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| Posted 5/5/20 12:03 PM |
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GoldenRod
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
Granted. You got your leg amputated.
I wish for an Apple.
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| Posted 5/7/20 3:43 AM |
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klingklang77
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
Posted by GoldenRod
Granted. You got your leg amputated.
I wish for an Apple.
Granted, you got the poison apple.
I wish for... I have no wishes. I wish I had more wishes.
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| Posted 5/7/20 5:30 AM |
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GoldenRod
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Shawn
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
Granted, you have infinite "twisted wishes"... 
I wish for an ice cream cone
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| Posted 5/8/20 8:41 AM |
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StaceyWill
It's a girl!!!
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
Posted by GoldenRod
Granted, you have infinite "twisted wishes"...
I wish for an ice cream cone
Granted...but it's the world's tiniest ice cream cone. Wouldn't even fill a cavity.
I wish for chocolate.
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| Posted 5/8/20 9:00 AM |
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Sash
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
Granted.. 100 lbs of bitter, unsweetened chocolate.
I wish for a job.
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| Posted 5/8/20 9:04 AM |
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EricaAlt
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
Posted by StaceyWill
Posted by GoldenRod
Granted, you have infinite "twisted wishes"...
I wish for an ice cream cone
Granted...but it's the world's tiniest ice cream cone. Wouldn't even fill a cavity.
I wish for chocolate.
Granted it's chocolate laxatives.
I wish for a big raise at work.
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| Posted 5/8/20 9:05 AM |
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GoldenRod
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
Posted by Sash
Granted.. 100 lbs of bitter, unsweetened chocolate.
I wish for a job.
Granted. You can take your pick. :)
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| Posted 5/8/20 9:36 AM |
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GoldenRod
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
Posted by EricaAlt
Posted by StaceyWill
Posted by GoldenRod
Granted, you have infinite "twisted wishes"...
I wish for an ice cream cone
Granted...but it's the world's tiniest ice cream cone. Wouldn't even fill a cavity.
I wish for chocolate.
Granted it's chocolate laxatives.
I wish for a big raise at work.
Granted. They raised your responsibility, but not your pay.
I wish for a seafood dinner.
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| Posted 5/8/20 9:38 AM |
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Mrs213
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
Posted by GoldenRod
Posted by EricaAlt
Posted by StaceyWill
Posted by GoldenRod
Granted, you have infinite "twisted wishes"...
I wish for an ice cream cone
Granted...but it's the world's tiniest ice cream cone. Wouldn't even fill a cavity.
I wish for chocolate.
Granted it's chocolate laxatives.
I wish for a big raise at work.
Granted. They raised your responsibility, but not your pay.
I wish for a seafood dinner.
Cat food in a can here you go
I wish for booze
Message edited 5/8/2020 5:18:44 PM.
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| Posted 5/8/20 5:15 PM |
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klingklang77
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Re: "Twisted Wishes" game
Posted by Mrs213
Posted by GoldenRod
Posted by EricaAlt
Posted by StaceyWill
Posted by GoldenRod
Granted, you have infinite "twisted wishes"...
I wish for an ice cream cone
Granted...but it's the world's tiniest ice cream cone. Wouldn't even fill a cavity.
I wish for chocolate.
Granted it's chocolate laxatives.
I wish for a big raise at work.
Granted. They raised your responsibility, but not your pay.
I wish for a seafood dinner.
Cat food in a can here you go
I wish for booze
Granted. Here’s some rubbing alcohol.
I have a fully stocked fridge. I wish for someone to cook me my lunch of fish and chips.
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