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LadyMaravilla
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Kids Say The Funniest Things...
The other day my 5 year old followed me to the bathroom. It was that time of the month and she said to me"Ewww.....I'm telling everyone you make purple pee-pee and that you wear pampers!!!" I wanted to laugh and burry in a hole.....
What is the funniest/scariest thing your child has ever said???
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Posted 9/13/05 4:23 PM  |
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
My son isn't that outgoing in front of others yet.. but I had to share what my niece said...
When my son was born, I was VERY careful to "hide" his difference from my nieces- (I used to sit for them a lot)... Anyway this one day, my son was probably about 6 months old, and arched his back and the wipe that was over his "difference", came flying off.. and of course my oldest niece happened to be right next to him... She looked down at it and looked back at me as I covered it, wrinkled her eyebrow and asked what it was.. Well i told her that that was how little boys go pee-pee... With that, she scrunched her eyebrows in thought and put her hand on her hip, and VERY matter-of-factly answered me with......
"Oh........ Well my daddy doesn't have one of those," and turned on her heels and walked out of the room...
I ALMOST DIED... I couldn't help but think.. "hmm, I wonder if your mommy knows that!!!" LMAO!!!!!
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| Posted 9/13/05 5:50 PM |
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Corinne
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
i read a funny one in parenting magazine:
A mom takes her daughter to the foodstore. They stop at the crain machine that has stuffed animals before shopping. She wins a unicorn and the little girl says Mommy i want to name it. So the mother starts her food shopping gets to the deli counter places her order an the little girl yells out "I'm Horny" she named the unicorn horny and the woman wanted to crawl into a ball. Though i would share.
I busted out laughing on the train when i read this.
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| Posted 9/13/05 7:43 PM |
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rose825
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
when my God-daughter was 4 she took a bath with my son who was about 1 1/2. Suddenly, she yelled : Mommy, Ryan has a little weanie
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| Posted 9/13/05 9:37 PM |
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Aliking
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
That is too funny..
This is similar but it didnt happen to me.... it happened to my SIL.
She was using a public bathroom that was packed with a line out the door. She had her daughter with her in the stall and she said "are you going to stick one of those white things up your butt again?"
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| Posted 9/13/05 9:41 PM |
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nrthshgrl
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
Message edited 8/31/2011 4:26:23 PM.
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| Posted 9/14/05 11:50 AM |
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LadyMaravilla
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
OMG guys...these are soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 9/14/05 1:50 PM |
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SoinLove
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
These are great!
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| Posted 9/14/05 1:57 PM |
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nrthshgrl
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
Message edited 8/31/2011 4:26:54 PM.
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| Posted 9/14/05 2:17 PM |
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MrsJ
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
Posted by LadyLainez
The other day my 5 year old followed me to the bathroom. It was that time of the month and she said to me"Ewww.....I'm telling everyone you make purple pee-pee and that you wear pampers!!!" I wanted to laugh and burry in a hole.....
What is the funniest/scariest thing your child has ever said???
OMG this is hysterical!
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| Posted 9/14/05 4:45 PM |
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MrsJ
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
Posted by Aliking
That is too funny..
This is similar but it didnt happen to me.... it happened to my SIL.
She was using a public bathroom that was packed with a line out the door. She had her daughter with her in the stall and she said "are you going to stick one of those white things up your butt again?"
OMG!
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| Posted 9/14/05 4:47 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
These are great!!!!!
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| Posted 9/15/05 9:30 AM |
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steph4777
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
These are hilariouse!
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| Posted 9/15/05 11:20 AM |
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Briannasmommy
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
these are all so
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Kathy116
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
My mother used to teach in a preschool, and there's always show and tell on Fridays.
So, finally it was litte "John's" turn; he said he found some excellent water ballons in mommy and daddy's dresser drawer.
So he whips out several CONDOMS!!!
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Then another little boy, brought in stickers for show and tell, LARGE stickers...turns out he brought in maxipads, and he was peeling off the backs and sticking them to himself and others!
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| Posted 9/15/05 1:37 PM |
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Shelly
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
OMG! These are hysterical!! I am crying from laughing so hard !!
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| Posted 9/15/05 2:03 PM |
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Boobobunny
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
I was in a store about a month ago with James...the lady at the store was very rude to me. Anyway...my mother looked at James and ask him..."Was that lady nice to Mommy" he starting shaking his head no and wouldn't stop....keep in mind he was only 12 months old at the time.
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| Posted 9/15/05 2:22 PM |
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iffer042373
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
I had gone shopping with my little brother and he was around 2 years old my mother breast fed him when he was a baby and pumped as well so as we are in the store this woman walks by with really big boobs and my brother reaches up to squeeze them and yells out milk
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| Posted 9/15/05 2:58 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
Posted by iffer042373
I had gone shopping with my little brother and he was around 2 years old my mother breast fed him when he was a baby and pumped as well so as we are in the store this woman walks by with really big boobs and my brother reaches up to squeeze them and yells out milk
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Smileyd17
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
Ok, I was LMAO!
Got one:
This was my little cuz who is now 16.
She was about 1 1/2(too smart at that age) we were in a restaurant bathroom, one with one stall in it. Of course its occupied and my aunt is waiting patiently w/my little cousin and I.
Coming out from the stall u hear a loud fart where I covered my mouth to stop my laughter and my aunt does too.
Really loud, my cousin goes, MOMMY that lady FARTED!!!!! And REALLY LOUD!!!!
Thats when I lost it,ran out and almost literally peed my pants!!!
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
owe used to live with my mom when my daughter was first born and she had bad breath in the morning...she was talking to my daughter one morning and she started gagging and almost threw up from my Moms morning breath
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
nrthshgrl--- You should really submit those ALL to magazines.. those are seriously classics!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love them all.. I can't wait till my son starts being talkative in ffront of public LMAO!!! (yes I can!!) 
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| Posted 9/16/05 11:21 AM |
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nrthshgrl
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
Message edited 8/31/2011 4:27:06 PM.
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| Posted 9/16/05 11:29 AM |
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
Posted by nrthshgrl
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nrthshgrl--- You should really submit those ALL to magazines.. those are seriously classics!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love them all.. I can't wait till my son starts being talkative in ffront of public LMAO!!! (yes I can!!)
That's right, laugh all you want - I'll return the favor when your son announces in a crowded elevator that "This elevator makes my penis feel weird"
The things you learn about men by having a son...I had to have my husband explain that one to me.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  i.... Don't know what to even respond to that!!!!!
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| Posted 9/16/05 12:11 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
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Sonia
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Things...
Imagine if we all got together...and our kids had a conversation.... That would be hilarious!!!
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