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MsMBV
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by DMcK
Dear America,
First, you elect George Bush twice. Then Taylor makes it to the top 3 of American Idol. When will you learn how to VOTE properly?!?!??!?!?
Love,
Disgruntled Blue State Chick
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CheeChee
HI THERE!!!!
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
I have two:
Dear Mom:
Even though it has been 22 yrs since you passed away, I still miss you so much. Even after this ocean of time has passed,tears spring to my eyes in the moment i remember you and the loss. I was just a little girl then and am always painfully aware of never knowing you as an adult, never able to relate to you intellectually on an equal level. I want to thank you for giving me my beautiful son. Delivering him on my birthday was the best gift you could have ever given me. I see your love reflected in his eyes each day. I wish you could be here to watch him grow. But I know you will always be with me and him. And although that's not enough, It's all I have. No one in my life has ever loved me the way you did. There is no love as pure and unconditional as a mother's love for a child. And I will never be loved that way again. You are always in my heart! I love and miss you....
Love,
Your Daughter...
#2:
Dear Telemarketers:
Please stop calling my house. I'm tired of hanging up on you and pretending that I dont speak English, or that I died, or that I moved. Believe me, If i wanted credit protection, or a subscription to Newsday/Daily News, or a re-fi on the mortgage, or my goddamn chimmeny sweeped, I WILL CALL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! Believe me I am THAT resourceful... So please leave me alone. Or please find another job.
Thank YOu,
Disgruntled girl who hangs up on you every time....
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| Posted 5/11/06 5:01 PM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
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Tania
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
omg pimp
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| Posted 5/11/06 5:02 PM |
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CowgirlChick97
Nike. Just do it.
Member since 5/05 3303 total posts
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Brianna
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
wait i got 2 more
Dear Randomn People:
If you or anyone askes me if i want to "sow any wild oats" before i get married, I will kick you swiftly in the nuts. FH is a Scorpio, hence the great sex and no need for anotha
Signed,
Only been w/FH
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| Posted 5/11/06 6:46 PM |
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CowgirlChick97
Nike. Just do it.
Member since 5/05 3303 total posts
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Brianna
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Message edited 5/30/2007 12:06:22 PM.
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| Posted 5/11/06 6:49 PM |
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beautyq115
New Year!
Member since 5/05 13729 total posts
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Me
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Volkswagon,
Why do you make the crapiest cars? I wish I had never ever bought a car from you..I want to push mine off of a cliff! And your customer service $ucks...When I go to get servicing at your dealerships....I feel like talking to a wall would get me further than speaking to any of your so called service advisers!
Signed,
Disgruntled Owner in NY
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| Posted 5/11/06 7:27 PM |
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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear MIL,
I just love how nosy you are. By all means, keep prying into our lives. We just love your repetitive questions about things that are none of your business. We also adore the advice you give us, especially when we don't ask for it! Because even though we are adults, we can't possibly make any decisions without you!
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| Posted 5/11/06 7:38 PM |
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dpli
Daylight savings :)
Member since 5/05 13973 total posts
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D
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Syliblond,
Wedding drama bites. Hang in there, and before you know it, you will be relaxing on your honeymoon, with room service and frozen drinks.
Donna
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| Posted 5/11/06 8:40 PM |
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JenniferEver
The Disney Lady
Member since 5/05 18163 total posts
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Jennifer
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear assholes in diner,
Asking us to be more quiet would have been appropriate. Making fun of us and throwing tomatos was just childish. And by the way, there were like 3 of you and ten of us, we could have kicked your asses had we chosen to do so. Don't mess with us,
Signed,
The [loud and proud] cast and crew of An Imaginary Life
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| Posted 5/12/06 2:27 AM |
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reggie
I love my boys!!
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Mommy,
You know I love you to death...but you were being such a ***** when you decided that after two years, you no longer wanted the beautiful cat that I found and planned to take to a shelter. Now you want to dump Dakota in NSAL!!Howcruel is that?? Well, you know what?? I am going to take the ******* cat. That is right. I can't let you do that.
Oreo and Domino will not be happy, but life will go on. I know you are going through the life changes, but your moodiness is sickening . You want him, you love him. Then you hate him, then you love him..... get the picture?? Make up your ******* mind already!!!
And the answer to the question you asked me five years ago is yes!!! I did rip you apart while talking about you to my therapist. Can't you see why???
BTW: Happy Mother's Day!!
Your child ( the jewish one.)
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| Posted 5/12/06 8:30 AM |
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Reproductive System:
Please cooperate. My ovaries are getting cobwebby.
That is all.
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| Posted 5/12/06 9:01 AM |
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unknown1
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Member since 5/05 2771 total posts
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lisa
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Skin
It's bad enough I have to write a dear haie letter but did you really have to put a big zit on the end of my nose that FI just had to ask me where my sled was .... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
regards
zits are the pits
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| Posted 5/12/06 9:15 AM |
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CowgirlChick97
Nike. Just do it.
Member since 5/05 3303 total posts
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Brianna
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Message edited 5/30/2007 12:06:35 PM.
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| Posted 5/12/06 9:27 AM |
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Mother Nature:
Id like to have at least one day a week where my hair looks half way decent. I have looked like a drowned rat all week thanks to you. Please cut down the humidity.
Sincerely,
Flat-head in Queens
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| Posted 5/12/06 9:35 AM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
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MrsERod™®
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear God,
Please give me THE STRENGTH! PLEASE!! 
Signed,
Holding my tongue for dear life!!!!!!
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| Posted 5/12/06 12:05 PM |
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KaRiSsA
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Member since 5/05 4646 total posts
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KARISSA
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
These are great!
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| Posted 5/12/06 12:43 PM |
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Ambersmom
Straight up nasty
Member since 5/05 7740 total posts
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Sharon
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Powers That Be:
Can you please staple gun X, Y,and Z's mouths shut? The world would be a happier place.
Love, Tired of the Noise!
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| Posted 5/12/06 12:47 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
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MrsERod™®
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear TV Land Execs,
Are the ratings THAT low, that you have to send your "croonies" - over to a family website to try and solicit more viewers!!??  
Signed,
Just don't get it?
and
Desperate Housewives Watcher, and lovin' every minute of it!!
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| Posted 5/12/06 12:52 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
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Jennifer
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by MrsERod
Dear TV Land Execs,
Are the ratings THAT low, that you have to send your "croonies" - over to a family website to try and solicit more viewers!!??
Signed,
Just don't get it?
and
Desperate Housewives Watcher, and lovin' every minute of it!!
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| Posted 5/12/06 12:54 PM |
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saraH
happy birthday sweet kate!
Member since 5/05 16555 total posts
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I know that God exsists, I held her in my arms...
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by MrsERod
Dear TV Land Execs,
Are the ratings THAT low, that you have to send your "croonies" - over to a family website to try and solicit more viewers!!??
Signed,
Just don't get it?
and
Desperate Housewives Watcher, and lovin' every minute of it!!
bwhahahahahhahaha!!
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| Posted 5/12/06 12:55 PM |
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by MrsERod
Dear TV Land Execs,
Are the ratings THAT low, that you have to send your "croonies" - over to a family website to try and solicit more viewers!!??
Signed,
Just don't get it?
and
Desperate Housewives Watcher, and lovin' every minute of it!!
Totally! Nick at Nite? Do they think we are 12?
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| Posted 5/12/06 12:55 PM |
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silent
LIF Zygote
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear XXXXX,
I know you don't think what you did was wrong. I know that you think I wanted to be shoved against a wall and violated.
I know the whole town thinks you are a hero because your father died and you took care of your little brother. I know YOU think you are a hero because you joined the army and wear a uniform now.
And I know that forgiving you is something I should do for my own sanity, but even almost 18 years later, what you did to me is still F***ing up my life.
I will hate you forever for that and I will never forgive you.
Signed,
Hope you get what's coming to you
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| Posted 5/12/06 1:17 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
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MrsERod™®
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Dear Silent,
 
Signed,
Someone who cares
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| Posted 5/12/06 1:19 PM |
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Silent-
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| Posted 5/12/06 1:23 PM |
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reggie
I love my boys!!
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours
Posted by MrsProfessor
Silent-
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| Posted 5/12/06 2:15 PM |
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