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BabyAvocado
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Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
my DH got in trouble!!  Usually it's me that's getting yelled at for gaining too much weight or not going to child birth classes or something like that. This time it was DH that got in trouble, even though he wasn't even there.
I had an internal (which btw - I'm warning you less pg ladies now - internals S U C K alot, so get ready) and as he was feeling around for the head (I warned you TMI) he says "So are you sexually active?" I said "No, not so much anymore." "And why not?" Dr says. "Because my husband won't put out anymore." I say matter-of-factly.
He starts going off about how DH HAS to do his "duty" and that he better take care of business if this baby is ever going to come out, and that there's no excuses, he got me into this mess, he better help get me out of it...yada yada yada...  
I couldn't help but start laughing hysterically. I sit up and see that his face is completely serious. Then the Dr. says "I am NOT joking. That cervix is totally closed and you have ALOT of work to do!" 
So... as it stands I am 36 wks, 0cm dilated, 0% effaced, and the baby's head is no where near my pelvis...it's still "floating" as the Dr put it. Judging by my mother's labor, mine isn't looking too pretty, he said. BUT the good news is... (if you ask me anyway  ) ... a c-section is looking very probable right now!  
And DH has strict orders from the Dr to put out and put out as often as possible for the next few weeks!! 
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
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DebG
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
Nice!!!
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| Posted 5/31/05 8:04 PM |
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
DOCTOR'S ORDERS!!!!
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| Posted 5/31/05 8:28 PM |
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Sassy2611
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
I can not believe that. Thanks for the laugh. Best of luck and you better get busy.
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| Posted 5/31/05 8:31 PM |
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Stefanie
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
You know, what is it with men and not wanting to have sex at the very end of pregnancy??? I asked DH the other night and he told me he wasn't "comfortable" with it. I said, " Please...you're not going to hit him....trust me."
I don't think he liked that too much.
Maybe you should have asked your doctor to write a doctor's note and hand it to your DH....that would have been too funny!!!
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CunningOne
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
Don't worry, at 36 weeks I was not effaced or dilated one bit, but when my water broke at 37 weeks, he arrived a few hours later.... Just because your not dilated or effaced, doesn't mean you'll end up having a c/s! You've got time! Now get your DH working!! 
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| Posted 5/31/05 9:09 PM |
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05mommy09
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
SO i guess we wont be hearing much from you the next few weeks... 
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BabyAvocado
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
Posted by Stefanie
You know, what is it with men and not wanting to have sex at the very end of pregnancy??? I asked DH the other night and he told me he wasn't "comfortable" with it. I said, " Please...you're not going to hit him....trust me."
I don't think he liked that too much.
Maybe you should have asked your doctor to write a doctor's note and hand it to your DH....that would have been too funny!!!
You ain't kidding. My DH said the SAME thing about not being "comfortable" 
That comment about not hitting him - You are too funny!!
Can I tell you HOW tempted I was to ask for a note!!
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| Posted 5/31/05 9:30 PM |
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BabyAvocado
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
Posted by Princessmaris
SO i guess we wont be hearing much from you the next few weeks...
Unlikely  but I can hope he'll listen to the Dr!!
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| Posted 5/31/05 9:32 PM |
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Nancy
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
It's true, sex helps...to a degree.
I have to admit, I'm very surprised your OB is saying at 36 weeks and no progress that a v-birth isn't looking good.  It only takes one day for all that to change.
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lorimarie
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
My doctor wrote my husband a prescription to have sex with me. My DH nearly died when I brought it home and gave it to him.
It got to the point that every time I went to the doctor ( I was late) everyone in the office would ask if DH "stepped up to the plate". It was hysterical.
Also Sandra - I wouldn't worry about being not dilated or effaced. The day before I had Ava I was only 1cm and not effaced at all. Things change in a matter of seconds!!!!!
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Tracey
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
Posted by Nancy
It's true, sex helps...to a degree.
I have to admit, I'm very surprised your OB is saying at 36 weeks and no progress that a v-birth isn't looking good. It only takes one day for all that to change.
Thats right!! I remember I was at the Doctors office, got my exam he said I wasn't ready yet and said "see you next week!" A few hours later I was in labor!
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NoStressMom
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
you girls are so funny!! I love it!
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| Posted 6/1/05 9:12 AM |
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LnR6604
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
These stories are so funny. I'm laughing at my desk, people must think i'm loosing it.
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| Posted 6/1/05 9:16 AM |
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BabyAvocado
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
Posted by lorimarie
My doctor wrote my husband a prescription to have sex with me. My DH nearly died when I brought it home and gave it to him.
It got to the point that every time I went to the doctor ( I was late) everyone in the office would ask if DH "stepped up to the plate". It was hysterical.
Also Sandra - I wouldn't worry about being not dilated or effaced. The day before I had Ava I was only 1cm and not effaced at all. Things change in a matter of seconds!!!!!
OMG that is HYSTERICAL!! I SOOOO wish I would've asked for it in writing!!
I know there is still hope for me to actually go into labor, I just was hoping I would go a little early. But the Dr is going by my mom's labor...she was 20 days late and in labor for 3 days.  At this point I'm actually sort of hoping for a scheduled c-section.
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Nancy
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
Posted by BabyAvocado
I know there is still hope for me to actually go into labor, I just was hoping I would go a little early. But the Dr is going by my mom's labor...she was 20 days late and in labor for 3 days. At this point I'm actually sort of hoping for a scheduled c-section.
I have three sisters and my mom had 7 kids...I had such an easy labor compared to all of them. I was even induced. You just never know.
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Ambersmom
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
All I know is that I was a mad horny woman at the end of my pregnancy and hubby wouldn't put out. Those hormones were making me crazy!!
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Sharon
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
Too Funny!
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| Posted 6/1/05 10:23 AM |
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
 Defintely get that note!!!!
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MrsR
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
"she was 20 days late and in labor for 3 days."
OMG - poor woman!!!
This whole thread is hysterical! Well Lot's of BD dance and Labor Dust to you Sandra - I hope you have an easy labor (or c-section)
I can't wait for the arrival of all the new babies this month!
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Dani00518
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
OMG...that is too funny. I would have been so embarrased
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michele31
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
Until you have recovered from major stomach surgery don't wish too hard for the c/s...there is A LOT more to a c/s recovery than most v-births. Even girls with positive c/s experiences will tell you that.
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queenb
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
i had a c/s and a vbirth and neither of them were that bad.
i wish my dh wouldnt put out! mine wont leave me alone. bigger my belly gets more he likes it!!!
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Jenziba
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Re: Went to the Dr today and... VERY TMI WARNING
OMG...I can't believe he said that!!! I guess your DH better get moving on in on you!!!!
This also scares me to a certain degree...I'm 17 weeks and I'm the one who's afraid to do the deed with DH and we really haven't had it in a loooonnnngggg while.
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