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Redhead
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by luvsbob4603
i like it too except the part about ro's clothes being tarnished and covered with ashes and soot thats sad very sad! why is that?????
IT IS PART OF THE STORY......
HE MADE YOU APART OF IT...
O M G  
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CowgirlChick97
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:08 AM |
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Redhead
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
O M G
DOES EVERYTHING ON THIS SITE HAVE TO BE OFFENSIVE
Message edited 12/20/2005 10:09:47 AM.
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:09 AM |
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FeliciaDP
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by Redhead
O M G
DOES EVERYTHING ON THIS SITE HAVE TO BE OFFENSIVE
I GUESS SO 
I'm telling ya, there is just no sense on this forum anymore , NO DAMN SENSE 
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:11 AM |
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Redhead
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
NO SH!T
People need to lighten up. This was written in GOODWILL no malice whatsoever
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:13 AM |
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kathleeng
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Really cute poem, I was reading it last night and it put a smile on my face.
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:16 AM |
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Cheryl
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Very creative!!!
Great Job!
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:20 AM |
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FeliciaDP
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by Redhead
People need to lighten up. This was written in GOODWILL no malice whatsoever
Exactly .. I simply cannot see how anyone at ALL would read between the lines and pick it apart and try to find anything insulting about it whatsoever 
It was meant as a joke that we could ALL (as member of LIFs) enjoy.. and merely pokes fun at all the THINGS that goes on around the boards, that only we could relate too. It is not at all a dig at ANY MEMBER at ALL
Sheeesh
Message edited 12/20/2005 10:23:45 AM.
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:22 AM |
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skew
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
LOVE it!!!
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:23 AM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all on the boards
Drama was stirring in bunches and hoards
The LIF members were seated in front of their computers with care,
In hopes that 1000 posts soon would be there
Ron was nestled all snug in his bed
While visions of bannings danced in his head
And Boosh in her 'kerchief, and I in my Mets cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When on the computer, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter.
Away to the hard drive I flew like a flash,
Tore open the keyboard, while my fingers began to mash
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a variety of threads about hate crimes, strip clubs and beer
When I saw "two-worded" subjects, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment that Red was drinking something with a kick.
More opinionated than ERod, her topics they came,
And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now! Do You?, Now! Are You?, Now! Did You?, and How?
On! Will You?, On! How Many?, on! Where? and Now!
To the top of the screen! to the top of the wall!
Now post away! post away! post away all!"
As dry leaves that fall before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the desk-top the coursers they flew,
With a site full of two-worded subjects, and some steak sauce too.
And then, in a twinkling, I saw on the screen
Felicia cheering as the Yankees entered the championship scene.
As I held my mouse in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the forum, all the threads came with a bound.
Juney was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot,
And DON'S clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of chat icons, Moe had on her back,
And Michal looked like a peddler just opening her pack.
Boosh's eyes -- how they twinkled! Diane's dimples how merry!
KimPetro's cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry!
Red's droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And with a quick little smile toward Don, jealously got the best of Moe
The stump of a pipe she held tight in her teeth,
And the smoke it encircled her head like a wreath;
Then I met Shorty, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed and smiled when I saw her, in spite of myself;
A wink of Red's eye and a twist of her head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
She spoke but two words, and went straight to work,
And posted on all the forums; making challengers look like jerks
And laying her finger aside of her nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney she rose;
She sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard Brian and Brianne exclaim, as away they went,
"Happy Christmas to all, you'll never see us at steakhouses during Lent"
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
FROM ME TO YOU
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:27 AM |
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Moehick
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Oh Don always the diplomat 
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:28 AM |
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CowgirlChick97
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
LMAO
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:29 AM |
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steph4777
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
That was awesome Don!
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:29 AM |
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dpli
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
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I was going to offer to be the understudy, but I see you took care of it.
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:31 AM |
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oneday
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Gotta say that was pretty cute Don!!
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:31 AM |
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FeliciaDP
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by dpli
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
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I was going to offer to be the understudy, but I see you took care of it.
you are a team player Donna 
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:32 AM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
i mean seriously folks, this one hurts and to hurt me it takes alot
i wanted to give you all a present from my heart, i wanted to give you from the talent that God gave me
some are builders, some are singers
i'm a creative writer, it's what i do
i felt so good yesterday when i left here that i made people smile
that people who were having a lousy day had a laugh
then i come in to this.
I was considering taking the story down, but i'm not gonna succumb because two people found a way to read into this story, looking for something offensive that just wasn't there.
I cut and pasted the story into a post and just added in LIF stuff where appropriate. Some of the names that I included had a meaning, some were random. I shouldn't have to explain this, but the line with ro's name was random. I just wanted to include her in my story to show her that she had friends
Funny thing is, if I HADN'T included her, I will bet you dollars to donuts that she would have had a problem with that.
Whatever, I give up.
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:34 AM |
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Redhead
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Jennifer
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
hey...i could make up my own version of it just too see what is really offensive? 
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:35 AM |
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Redhead
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Jennifer
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Don.puhleze no need to even bother explaining...
WE LOVED IT 
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:36 AM |
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Moehick
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by Redhead
hey...i could make up my own version of it just too see what is really offensive?
Ohh now that would be interesting
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:37 AM |
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june262004
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:37 AM |
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Moehick
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Don we all know you meant good...don't worry about what a few say...listen to our big mouths
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:38 AM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by june262004
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now juney, do you have a problem being covered with fur?
don't know where you stand on the subject
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:38 AM |
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Redhead
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
Posted by june262004
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now juney, do you have a problem being covered with fur?
don't know where you stand on the subject
i DO HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THE FACT THAT I AM A PIPE PUFFER
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:39 AM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by Redhead
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
Posted by june262004
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now juney, do you have a problem being covered with fur?
don't know where you stand on the subject
i DO HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THE FACT THAT I AM A PIPE PUFFER
i heard you like to lay pipe
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:40 AM |
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