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Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

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baghag
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by Janice

Dear Inlaws,

Thank you so much for the first card ever sent to me since I have known you. Even though it was a mothers day card in Spanish, I am sure it had wonderful things written inside. I understand you are in crisis mode and I appreciate you praying that the baby comes out looking just like your great looking son. Thanks also for the gift, as well as the attached name suggestions. I have never envisioned having a child named Juan, Jose, or Luisa, but who knows right?

And yes, I am Catholic. DH is fine with it. Yes, I realize the pope is not God, yes I realize saints are not God, and yes I pray to Mary. Please stop the pentecostal propoganda.

I also realize you are in crisis mode, as I heard that DH turned down your request for a "loan." I appreciate your understanding, as I know you are use to us flying you around the country, I hope you found the greyhound enjoyable.

signed,

Waiting to be recognized for over 10 years


Tania-Chat Icon
Sharon-orphan was priceless.



Janice, I know it isn't funny the way they treat you, but I can't help laughing at how you write about it. You have an awesome sense of humor. Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 12:12 PM
 
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Janice
Sweet Jessie Quinn

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Janice

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by baghag

Janice, I know it isn't funny the way they treat you, but I can't help laughing at how you write about it. You have an awesome sense of humor. Chat Icon



rebecca! laugh away with Sonia. ball is finally in my court!! I wish I could have seen MIL's face when she called Leo and he suggested greyhoundChat Icon Leo always felt bad about turning them away, now we have a reason. A little ol' one income family like us doesn't have the means!!Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 12:16 PM
 

nferrandi
too excited for words

Member since 10/05

18538 total posts

Name:
Nicole

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Dear SIL,
I'm sure this doesn't come as any surprise to you, but I think you're a worthless piece of sh!t. You pull BIL away from his family and have no qualms about being rude to anyone and everyone- especially me.
The one good thing that has come out of your marriage is the fact that you've dropped the act and atleast noone has to see your ugly face anymore- since you don't have the respect for your in-laws to show up for any holidays.
And by the way, thanks for not even ackowledging my pregnancy. You never cease to amaze me. You're a real prize and my BIL is lucky to have you. Chat Icon YEAH RIGHT!!!

signed,
I don't think I could hate you any more than I already do

PS- and to my BIL- you're a complete idiot for putting up with her crap. And you're breaking your mother's heart.

Posted 5/10/06 12:18 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

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Sonia

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Oh My Goodness....so many letters so little time!!!!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 12:22 PM
 

Janice
Sweet Jessie Quinn

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Janice

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by LadyLainez

Oh My Goodness....so many letters so little time!!!!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



and they said the art of letter writting was deadChat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 12:23 PM
 

JRG71
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by nrthshgrl

Dear Boss,

You may be curious as to why your travel plans always work out to afternoon flights.

No, it's not because the other earlier flights were so expensive. It's because I try to keep you in the air betwen 3-5pm so we can leave early.

Signed,
Your trusted worker



LMFAO!!!!!! Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 12:24 PM
 

Janice
Sweet Jessie Quinn

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Janice

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by JRG71

Posted by nrthshgrl

Dear Boss,

You may be curious as to why your travel plans always work out to afternoon flights.

No, it's not because the other earlier flights were so expensive. It's because I try to keep you in the air betwen 3-5pm so we can leave early.

Signed,
Your trusted worker



LMFAO!!!!!! Chat Icon

OMG!!

This is the greatest and most truthful thing I have ever heard!! I love itChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 12:26 PM
 

steph4777
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Stephanie

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

OK, I'm crying and laughing at the same time.

Posted 5/10/06 12:26 PM
 

IluvBo
NICKY & EVIE

Member since 6/05

3321 total posts

Name:
Rose

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by nferrandi

Dear SIL,
I'm sure this doesn't come as any surprise to you, but I think you're a worthless piece of sh!t. You pull BIL away from his family and have no qualms about being rude to anyone and everyone- especially me.
The one good thing that has come out of your marriage is the fact that you've dropped the act and atleast noone has to see your ugly face anymore- since you don't have the respect for your in-laws to show up for any holidays.
And by the way, thanks for not even ackowledging my pregnancy. You never cease to amaze me. You're a real prize and my BIL is lucky to have you. Chat Icon YEAH RIGHT!!!

signed,
I don't think I could hate you any more than I already do

PS- and to my BIL- you're a complete idiot for putting up with her crap. And you're breaking your mother's heart.



OMG............that's my SIL to a tee! I feel your pain. I have one of my own.

Posted 5/10/06 12:28 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

12023 total posts

Name:
Sonia

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by steph4777

OK, I'm crying and laughing at the same time.



I'm glad Steph. My missery should be used as a learning tool for many.....Chat Icon Chat Icon You might as well laugh!

Message edited 5/10/2006 12:28:44 PM.

Posted 5/10/06 12:28 PM
 

steph4777
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Name:
Stephanie

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by Aliasmom

Dear god:

let this be my chance.

Sincerely,

still hanging on a star.



I hope this is it for you also. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 12:28 PM
 

BabyAvocado
Happy New Year

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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Dear Mom,

Please stop being an evil b!tch to my father. The divorce was almost 10 yrs ago yet you continue to screw him over every chance you get and all he does is cry on my shoulder about what a horrible person you are and how you destroyed his life. I can't take another minute of being in the middle. It makes it pretty hard to talk to you and pretend like everything is fine. Your actions make my husband wary of letting you have a relationship with your grandson and I can't say that I blame him.

I don't know how I am going to bear celebrating my son's birthday at your house this summer knowing that every penny used to build your mansion on the water was stolen from my father.

Oh and I'm not stupid. So stop talking to me like I am. In case you haven't realized it yet, I am yessing you to death and you'll NEVER get me to sign those papers because I know you are setting up to screw ME over eventually.

Signed,
Don't know how much longer I can keep this up

Posted 5/10/06 12:29 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

12023 total posts

Name:
Sonia

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by BabyAvocado

Dear Mom,

Please stop being an evil b!tch to my father. The divorce was almost 10 yrs ago yet you continue to screw him over every chance you get and all he does is cry on my shoulder about what a horrible person you are and how you destroyed his life. I can't take another minute of being in the middle. It makes it pretty hard to talk to you and pretend like everything is fine. Your actions make my husband wary of letting you have a relationship with your grandson and I can't say that I blame him.

I don't know how I am going to bear celebrating my son's birthday at your house this summer knowing that every penny used to build your mansion on the water was stolen from my father.


Oh and I'm not stupid. So stop talking to me like I am. In case you haven't realized it yet, I am yessing you to death and you'll NEVER get me to sign those papers because I know you are setting up to screw ME over eventually.

Signed,
Don't know how much longer I can keep this up



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Posted 5/10/06 12:31 PM
 

IluvBo
NICKY & EVIE

Member since 6/05

3321 total posts

Name:
Rose

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by BabyAvocado

Dear Mom,

Please stop being an evil b!tch to my father. The divorce was almost 10 yrs ago yet you continue to screw him over every chance you get and all he does is cry on my shoulder about what a horrible person you are and how you destroyed his life. I can't take another minute of being in the middle. It makes it pretty hard to talk to you and pretend like everything is fine. Your actions make my husband wary of letting you have a relationship with your grandson and I can't say that I blame him.

I don't know how I am going to bear celebrating my son's birthday at your house this summer knowing that every penny used to build your mansion on the water was stolen from my father.

Oh and I'm not stupid. So stop talking to me like I am. In case you haven't realized it yet, I am yessing you to death and you'll NEVER get me to sign those papers because I know you are setting up to screw ME over eventually.

Signed,
Don't know how much longer I can keep this up



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Posted 5/10/06 12:31 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

12023 total posts

Name:
Sonia

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by mrsv1015

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ok here's mine


Dear monster in law,
I was just wondering why you felt it was nessecary to tatoo your eyebrows on, cause you look ridiculous! Oh and BTW the belly shirts and leggings just don't do it for me either.

daughter in law

ps i've entered you into the show "what not to wear"




How did I miss this?? Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Please let me know when she gets on WNTW Love Stacey & CLinton! Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 12:35 PM
 

JennZ
MY LIFE!!

Member since 8/05

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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Dear SIL:
Please get a job!!! I spent the weekend with you and the Fam, That was more that enough time to realize how little you do. My Bro cooks, cleans, deals with the kids and food shops...so what do you do, spend money? GET A JOB!!! and please stop hinting around about all the things you WANT. I WANT you to get a JOB!!!
Love,
your SIL

Posted 5/10/06 12:36 PM
 

JRG71
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Dear Ex- Husband -

It's always nice to get an email from my friends asking where you are because you managed to swindle them out of money too.
You almost managed to bankrupt me, and because you stole from my sister, she no longer speaks to me - I guess that is somehow my fault?

And yes, when bill collectors call me looking for you, I do give them your mother's cellphone number.

Signed,
Your much better off ex - wife


Posted 5/10/06 12:38 PM
 

janet
WITH LOVE MY ANGEL MISS YOU!!!

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janet

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

I really don't think i should!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 12:40 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

12023 total posts

Name:
Sonia

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

And yes, when bill collectors call me looking for you, I do give them your mother's cellphone number.

Signed,
Your much better off ex - wife






Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon More power to you girl!Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 12:41 PM
 

MsMa
Momma's Boy ?

Member since 5/05

1453 total posts

Name:
Meri

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by shamrock12472

Dear Boss,

Just because you choose not to come in to work expect sporadically, doesn't mean that I am sitting around twiddling my thumbs. I'm actually working...talking to you clients and doing your work. When you come in to my office and see papers covering my desk and my head down...that is not an indication that I am not busy and have time for you at that very second.

In addition, when you do pass off work...if it has taken you 3 weeks since the client meeting to get it to me; it takes more then 5 minutes to complete.

BTW, the SEC and NASD do not change their rules to suit you.

Yes, I do plan on stealing your clients when I leave.

Signed - Your loyal associate




Could not have said it better myself!!!!!!!

Posted 5/10/06 12:50 PM
 

Snozberry
I might steal your diamonds

Member since 2/06

4680 total posts

Name:
Melissa

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

And yes, when bill collectors call me looking for you, I do give them your mother's cellphone number.

Signed,
Your much better off ex - wife



GOOD FOR YOU! Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/06 12:53 PM
 

MsMBV
:P

Member since 5/05

28602 total posts

Name:
Me

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Dear DH:

Please stop eating cr@ppy foods & get your self under control. I know that it is you farting and not the dogs, and to be honest, the dogs are not going to take it anymore. You embarrass them by blaming them for the wretched stench coming from your a$$.

Fascinus wants you to know that the next time you blame him for your nasty smells, he will pee on you.

Signed,
You are lucky that love is unconditional

Posted 5/10/06 1:07 PM
 

JRG71
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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by Snozberry

And yes, when bill collectors call me looking for you, I do give them your mother's cellphone number.

Signed,
Your much better off ex - wife



GOOD FOR YOU! Chat Icon


THANKS!

Posted 5/10/06 1:08 PM
 

MrsS2005
Mom of 3

Member since 11/05

13118 total posts

Name:
B

Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by MsMBV

Dear DH:

Please stop eating cr@ppy foods & get your self under control. I know that it is you farting and not the dogs, and to be honest, the dogs are not going to take it anymore. You embarrass them by blaming them for the wretched stench coming from your a$$.

Fascinus wants you to know that the next time you blame him for your nasty smells, he will pee on you.

Signed,
You are lucky that love is unconditional


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Posted 5/10/06 1:11 PM
 

Stacey1403
Where it all began....

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Re: Letter I Wish I Could Send...Feel Free To Include Yours

Posted by steph4777

OK, I'm crying and laughing at the same time.



Oh my me too!!!

Posted 5/10/06 1:12 PM
 
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