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WoodIAm
My Boys!
Member since 5/05 5498 total posts
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JoAnne
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by MamaNDaddyof2
Dear Husband
I am your wife not your Mom ...I dont think its cute when you leave your dirty clothes on the floor or when you fart when I am sitting in the car and you lock my window so I have to smell it
Thanks
your wife
P.S.
NO, I don't think it's a "good one" when the smell wafts into the living room from the bathroom and if I can't smell it, don't wave your arms around to bring the odor out to me!!!!
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
Name:
The cure IS worse!
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
OMG
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| Posted 5/11/05 3:04 PM |
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Boobobunny
Live in the Present
Member since 5/05 3572 total posts
Name:
Dannielle
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Midol,
Even with your product...I'm not a happy little twig prancing around in my 2 piece bathing suit or half shirt at the Gym. The only thing natural about this commercial is the chocolate and salt cravings.
Signed,
PMSing in NY
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| Posted 5/11/05 3:15 PM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
Name:
The cure IS worse!
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by Boobobunny
Dear Midol,
Even with your product...I'm not a happy little twig prancing around in my 2 piece bathing suit or half shirt at the Gym. The only thing natural about this commercial is the chocolate and salt cravings.
Signed,
PMSing in NY
LOVE this one and SOOOO true!!
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| Posted 5/11/05 3:16 PM |
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heidla
Me and the guys
Member since 5/05 4024 total posts
Name:
Heidi
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Beer Companies,
Women buy beer also. Can we please have a couple of commercials for us girls?
Sincerely,
Your forgotten female consumer
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| Posted 5/11/05 3:17 PM |
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Anniegrl
I'm two!
Member since 5/05 4320 total posts
Name:
Ann
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear women's magazines:
Please throw pictures of a few naked hunky men in every issue.
Signed,
I-wanna-see-penii-and-tushies
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| Posted 5/11/05 3:32 PM |
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mrswask
Pookie Love
Member since 5/05 20229 total posts
Name:
Michal
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by Anniegrl
Dear women's magazines:
Please throw pictures of a few naked hunky men in every issue.
Signed,
I-wanna-see-penii-and-tushies
 
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| Posted 5/11/05 3:34 PM |
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NoStressMom
My Heart and Soul
Member since 5/05 11122 total posts
Name:
D
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
I just have to say these are so funny!! I'am crying at my desk just reading these!! Good job girls making me laugh!!
Denise
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| Posted 5/11/05 3:50 PM |
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heidla
Me and the guys
Member since 5/05 4024 total posts
Name:
Heidi
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Hair Color Commercials,
Please stop using stars in your ads. Like I believe that Sarah Jessica Parker sits on the side of the tub and colors her own hair!!!
Thank you for your time and attention,
Not easily fooled
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| Posted 5/11/05 4:04 PM |
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FeliciaDP
♥
Member since 5/05 18599 total posts
Name:
Mommy
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by Anniegrl
Dear women's magazines:
Please throw pictures of a few naked hunky men in every issue.
Signed,
I-wanna-see-penii-and-tushies
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| Posted 5/11/05 4:17 PM |
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FeliciaDP
♥
Member since 5/05 18599 total posts
Name:
Mommy
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Boss:
Stop giving me work to do, dammit! Don't you realize I have 2 chat boards to navigate now?
Signed,
Disgruntled Employee
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| Posted 5/11/05 4:18 PM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
Name:
The cure IS worse!
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by FeliciaDP
Dear Boss:
Stop giving me work to do, dammit! Don't you realize I have 2 chat boards to navigate now?
Signed,
Disgruntled Employee
BAAHHHH!
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| Posted 5/11/05 4:48 PM |
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WoodIAm
My Boys!
Member since 5/05 5498 total posts
Name:
JoAnne
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by heidla
Dear Hair Color Commercials,
Please stop using stars in your ads. Like I believe that Sarah Jessica Parker sits on the side of the tub and colors her own hair!!!
Thank you for your time and attention,
Not easily fooled
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| Posted 5/11/05 4:59 PM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
Member since 5/05 46292 total posts
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by FeliciaDP
Dear Boss:
Stop giving me work to do, dammit! Don't you realize I have 2 chat boards to navigate now?
Signed,
Disgruntled Employee
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| Posted 5/11/05 5:45 PM |
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WoodIAm
My Boys!
Member since 5/05 5498 total posts
Name:
JoAnne
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
I think these are the funniest posts I have ever read!!!
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| Posted 5/11/05 5:47 PM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
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The cure IS worse!
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by WoodIAm
I think these are the funniest posts I have ever read!!!
ita
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| Posted 5/11/05 5:50 PM |
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NewYawkah
2012--A year of new beginnings
Member since 5/05 4402 total posts
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Shoe Manufacturers:
Just because I have wide feet, doesn't mean I like old lady shoes.
Have pity on us, and make cute shoes in WIDE widths!!! Why can't EVERY woman be able to buy/wear cute little strappy teeny ankle-twisting fashionable shoes???
Thank you.
A Naturalizer Customer
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| Posted 5/11/05 5:56 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear bathroom scale,
go to hell
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| Posted 5/11/05 7:56 PM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
Name:
Tania
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by neeniebean86
Dear bathroom scale,
go to hell
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| Posted 5/11/05 7:57 PM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
Name:
Tania
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
dear dog:
stop barking at every little sound. It drives me insane.
Sincerely,
your owner.
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| Posted 5/11/05 7:59 PM |
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Boobobunny
Live in the Present
Member since 5/05 3572 total posts
Name:
Dannielle
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Newsday Delivery Man,
Please stop throwing my newspaper on my driveway...especially when it is raining or my sprinklers are on.
I have the ugly newsday mail box. I got it so you could put the paper in it. I would really like to read a non soggy paper.
Signed,
Your not getting a tip!!!!
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| Posted 5/11/05 8:06 PM |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
Member since 5/05 17334 total posts
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Omg... I am PIMP!!!! neenie - I swear you have me in TEARS!!! This is the funniest thread I have read in the longest!!
I have one:
Dear Male Co-workers,
Please stop asking me if I'm planning to breastfeed. It does not excuse you for staring at my now even larger boobs.
Thank you,
The Pregnant Girl in the Office
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| Posted 5/11/05 8:08 PM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Armpit of America,
Please stop screwing up the country!
Thank you,
The other 49 states
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| Posted 5/11/05 8:08 PM |
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Palebride
I am an amazing bakist
Member since 5/05 13673 total posts
Name:
Lori
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Gunnar (my evil cat),
My legs are not food.
My arms are not food.
My fingers....nop, not food either.
Please stop trying to eat me alive and I'll stop thinking up ways to kill you.
Your faithful owner,
Lori
(who has a lot of trouble typing this with the giant band-aid on my finger thanks to you!)
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| Posted 5/11/05 8:30 PM |
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saraH
happy birthday sweet kate!
Member since 5/05 16555 total posts
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I know that God exsists, I held her in my arms...
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
dear platex, tampax, stayfree and all the other eminine hygiene manufacturers of america and ever other country:
STOP!!! no more commericals with blue liquid on tampons or maxi-pads. does blue liquid come out of my uterus during that "special time" of the month? NO!!! no more ads with 12 years olds worrying about protection from leaks and odors. its just wrong to see a 12 year old talk about her period, just wrong.
signed,
a woman who knows what to buy when af comes to town
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| Posted 5/11/05 8:35 PM |
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