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MrsERod
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Re: chronic complainer or question askers
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
From Denis Leary:
God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the f-ing club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a f-ing helmet, allright?!
"I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!?
Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second ******. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to f-ing work, ok!? That is it! End of f-ing list!
"I'm just not happy." Shut the f up, allright? That's the name of my new book, "Shut the F Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I.." "Shut the f up, next!" "I don't feel so.." "Shut the f up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the f up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining f-ing maggots.
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Re: chronic complainer or question askers
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
From Denis Leary:
God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the f-ing club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a f-ing helmet, allright?!
"I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!?
Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second ******. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to f-ing work, ok!? That is it! End of f-ing list!
"I'm just not happy." Shut the f up, allright? Whining f-ing maggots.
Ok people are looking at me crazy because I'm laughing so hard..
Best Part: That's the name of my new book, "Shut the F Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I.." "Shut the f up, next!" "I don't feel so.." "Shut the f up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the f up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now."
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| Posted 8/18/06 11:23 AM |
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MrsPorkChop
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Re: chronic complainer or question askers
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
"I don't feel so.." "Shut the f up, next!"
"He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the f up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining f-ing maggots.
love it
i wish i could post this in the coffee room at my office....
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| Posted 8/18/06 11:23 AM |
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unknown1
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Re: chronic complainer or question askers
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now this is funny
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| Posted 8/18/06 11:26 AM |
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JenniferEver
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Re: chronic complainer or question askers
People don't react as well as yu'd think when you employ that strategy.
Also there's a sketch soehwere that i never saw that FH told me about about a shrink where people come in with neuroses and he just says "stop it" so a guy comes in like 'I can;t go out in public, I'm so claustrophobic, it keeps me from socializing, wrking, etc"
shrink: "Stop it! or I'm going to put you in a box and bury you!"
LOVE that one
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| Posted 8/18/06 11:29 AM |
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unknown1
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Re: chronic complainer or question askers
Posted by JenniferEver
People don't react as well as yu'd think when you employ that strategy.
Also there's a sketch soehwere that i never saw that FH told me about about a shrink where people come in with neuroses and he just says "stop it" so a guy comes in like 'I can;t go out in public, I'm so claustrophobic, it keeps me from socializing, wrking, etc"
shrink: "Stop it! or I'm going to put you in a box and bury you!"
LOVE that one
OK that made me laugh out loud
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| Posted 8/18/06 11:31 AM |
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