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I need a"pick me up today'

heres mine: when i take the subway/train..i quickly scan cars for goodlooking, muscley men, thats how I choose which "car" to go into--my reasoning? if we get stuck in the tunnel i need something entertaining to look at, and if we really get in some trouble down there im gonna need some help tunneling the h*ll out of there

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When I hold a door for someone (like today at Starbucks) and you don't say thank you, I will say very loudly "You're Welcome....schmuck."

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my undergarments MUST match each other AND my outfit.

Slight OCD - sorry.

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I bust out with "Kiss Me Deadly" by Lita Ford for no reason when I'm home alone with DH.
Last night I did it a lot while he watched football for hours and hours and hours.

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Whenever someone gets voted off/kicked off a reality show that I watch I make an exit song for them. It amuses DH.

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When I hold a door for someone (like today at Starbucks) and you don't say thank you, I will say very loudly "You're Welcome....schmuck."

I do the same thing in my office (minus the shmuck )

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I bust out into silly dances to entertain DH.

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I still use the word...MINT...

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Posted by Blu-ize

When I hold a door for someone (like today at Starbucks) and you don't say thank you, I will say very loudly "You're Welcome....schmuck."

I do the same thing in my office (minus the shmuck )

DH & I too!

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If we are driving in the car, I change the words to songs that we hear and make up a silly story about us as I go along.

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When watching the yankee game and somebody makes a great offensive play especially if it's a clutch play, DH and I will dance around the living room doing the "Yankee dance"

Someone ought to get it on film!

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I can only chew a piece of gum five times, then I have to spit it out and get another one. I have wads of gum wrappers all over the place.

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I still use a Walkman sometimes. With a tape. Prince, Purple Rain.

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I have OCD with some things. I always get ready in the morning in exactly the same order, I can only stop the microwave when it is on a 'major' number (like 30 seconds left versus 33 seconds), I will drive out of my way to go to 'my' gas station and I always use the same pump................

I need to eat at Panera bread at least 1x per week

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Posted by Blu-ize

When I hold a door for someone (like today at Starbucks) and you don't say thank you, I will say very loudly "You're Welcome....schmuck."

I do the same thing in my office (minus the shmuck )

DH & I too!

Me too!!! (minus the shmuch!)

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I watched "She's the Man" last night, and rewinded certain parts because I thought it was so funny! I love Amanda Bynes. Shamefull.

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I tell DH weird stories all the time -- like I was born with webbed feet, 11 toes, that I skipped grades or was left back in school -- things like that.

Oh and I love to make up stories in my head about the people around me.

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My husband has serious issues about shower cleanliness, etc. One time (TMI) the baby picked her nose while in the tub and left a booger on the side of the tub (I was too busy getting her dressed to notice it at first) but he found it and FREAKED!! So now every once in awhille, I break out the Borghese facial mask that has the concentration of boogers and strategically "leave" a glob or two on the shower wall. It's quite funny to see him have a meltdown in the bathroom

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i bought a small sized ann taylor button down blouse that "just fit" and im wearing it today- and BUSTING out of it- i feel like a stuffed sausage...its literally putting me in a bad mood.

it looked good for a second this morning - but the boob buttons are pulling now that im sitting here..and i feel like my backfat is showing from my too tight bra that i forced myself into, just so the shirt would have room in the chest area.

to top it off, i am wearing the "belt around the wasit" look - trying to be "in style" however the shirt is totally wrinkled and it looks sloppy.

but if i tuck in in people will notice too and think that all this morning i wore it untucked because im a slob.

so i cant wait to get out of here at 6

and im sorry for rambling. but thats just how i feel right this second!

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OMG...DH does "The Jeter".
You know...the dance Jeter does when he's pitched inside...the stick your butt out and look dramatic...I don't want my goods hit....

DH performs this in front of others and has fallen flat on his face several times!