LIFamilies.com - Long Island, NY


RSS
Articles Business Directory Blog Real Estate Community Forum Shop My Family Contests

Log In Chat Index Search Rules Lingo Create Account

Quick navigation:   

Long Island Barbies

Posted By Message
Pages: [1] 2 3

nov04libride
big brother <3

Member since 5/05

14672 total posts

Name:
Me

Long Island Barbies

A forward I just got....Chat Icon

Long Island Barbies:

Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie dolls for the Long Island market.

Central Islip Barbie:
This Modern Day Retro-Barbie comes with Two Gold Teeth, Acid Washed Jeans, White Reeboks, Feathered Hair and a Double Ring Belt (Yes it is 2005.) She also comes with Ken, her brother/boyfriend, complete with house arrest bracelet and Dodge Neon. Parole Officer Sold Separately.

Hempstead Barbie:
This Barbie comes with Hoop Earrings, Hair Weave, Food Stamps, a bus pass, a search warrant, and a court date. She also comes with three babies and three different Ken's (Baby's Daddies). Each Ken comes with his own bag of weed. (Sold separately and on a Street Corner)

New Cassel Barbie:
(Not Available) Who are you kidding? No one wants anything from New Cassel.

Brentwood Barbie:
This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and four baby Barbies in the backseat no car seats). The optional Ken doll comes with a paint-bucket, lunch pail, and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green cards are not available for Brentwood Barbie or Ken.

Garden City Barbie:
This princess Barbie is only sold at Saks Fifth Avenue. She comes with an assortment of Coach Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a 3500-square foot house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. *** (rear end) not available. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Franklin Square Barbie:
This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone included, headset sold separately.

Uniondale Barbie:
This recently paroled former "Porn Actress" Barbie comes with a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a meth-lab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash - preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop then we don't know what you are talking about.

Great Neck Barbie:
This stuck-up yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are a Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Hicksville Barbie:
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's *** when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Roslyn Barbie:
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie comes with take-out menus, lunch dates, and vacation homes. She wears only the most expensive clothes that either her daddy or hen-pecked hubby Ken pays for. She rarely has a job, yet is never home to take care of her own kids. She comes with Lawyer Ken. Optional housekeeper/nanny sold separately. But you better get one for her or she'll never shut up.

Levittown Barbie:
This brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Hicksville Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available is a mobile home.

Huntington Barbie:
This doll actually smells like tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow." She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Huntington Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

New Hyde Park Barbie:
This Italian Princess Barbie comes with teased black hair, 12 gold chains, 7 gold bracelets, 8 rings and 1 ankle bracelet. Included are a permanently attached cell phone and a black Monte Carlo with ILUVTONY license plates. The accompanying Ken doll has been replaced with a black haired Tony doll with hairy chest and gel/hairdryer kit.

Merrick Barbie:
This is the knock-off wearing, fake-nail-sporting, paying-for-her-Lexus-lease-by-the-skin-of-her-teeth, "low-rent" version of Roslyn Barbie. She aspires to be Great Neck Barbie. Due to incessant Merrick Barbie nagging, Ken is happily anatomically correct.

Message edited 9/14/2005 11:37:44 AM.

Posted 9/14/05 11:37 AM
 
Long Island Weddings
Long Island's Largest Bridal Resource

Redhead
You Live, You Learn

Member since 5/05

31871 total posts

Name:
Jennifer

Re: Long Island Barbies

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 9/14/05 11:38 AM
 

Stefanie

Member since 5/05

23599 total posts

Name:
Stefanie

Re: Long Island Barbies

Chat Icon

Posted 9/14/05 11:39 AM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

12023 total posts

Name:
Sonia

Re: Long Island Barbies

I got this a while ago...I sent to someone and they got offended by it.....Chat Icon

Posted 9/14/05 11:40 AM
 

KPsquared

Member since 5/05

4663 total posts

Name:

Re: Long Island Barbies

Yes this was posted on LIW last year and caused some major problems. Just a heads up. Might want to remove.

Posted 9/14/05 11:47 AM
 

danielleandscott
My new 71 Super Beetle

Member since 5/05

13476 total posts

Name:
Scott

Re: Long Island Barbies

Levittown Barbie:
This brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Hicksville Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available is a mobile home.

That is F'd up

Scott

Posted 9/14/05 11:48 AM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

12023 total posts

Name:
Sonia

Re: Long Island Barbies

Posted by KimPetro

Yes this was posted on LIW last year and caused some major problems. Just a heads up. Might want to remove.



I agree. Very stereo typical.

Posted 9/14/05 11:48 AM
 

Luvlylady
Earned My Bragging Rights!

Member since 5/05

6141 total posts

Name:
Alexandria

Re: Long Island Barbies

Very FunnyChat Icon

Posted 9/14/05 12:07 PM
 

GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!

Member since 7/05

21138 total posts

Name:
Genna

Re: Long Island Barbies

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 9/14/05 12:27 PM
 

Leeners
:)

Member since 5/05

4898 total posts

Name:
Eileen

Re: Long Island Barbies

I've seen that one but not in a long while - I think it's pretty funny Chat Icon

People need to lighten up. OBVIOUSLY it's stereotypical - that's the point Chat Icon We all know that not every girl in Levittown is trashy, in New Hyde Park is a guidette, in Uniondale is a prostitute, etc. That's why it's a joke. Try not to take life so seriously Chat Icon

Posted 9/14/05 12:30 PM
 

Sassyz75
Turning a new page

Member since 5/05

9731 total posts

Name:
Dina

Re: Long Island Barbies

Merrick Barbie:
This is the knock-off wearing, fake-nail-sporting, paying-for-her-Lexus-lease-by-the-skin-of-her-teeth, "low-rent" version of Roslyn Barbie. She aspires to be Great Neck Barbie. Due to incessant Merrick Barbie nagging, Ken is happily anatomically correct.

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 9/14/05 12:31 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

12023 total posts

Name:
Sonia

Re: Long Island Barbies


Yes this was posted on LIW last year and caused some major problems. Just a heads up. Might want to remove.


I agree. Very stereo typical.



In my case I'm not offended but I don't think it's a proper thing to post on a public forum site.
Chat Icon JMO

Posted 9/14/05 12:32 PM
 

Michi
My Love

Member since 5/05

31600 total posts

Name:
M

Re: Long Island Barbies

Posted by Leeners

I've seen that one but not in a long while - I think it's pretty funny Chat Icon

People need to lighten up. OBVIOUSLY it's stereotypical - that's the point Chat Icon We all know that not every girl in Levittown is trashy, in New Hyde Park is a guidette, in Uniondale is a prostitute, etc. That's why it's a joke. Try not to take life so seriously Chat Icon




i agree 100%!

Posted 9/14/05 12:39 PM
 

MrsProfessor
hi

Member since 5/05

14279 total posts

Name:

Re: Long Island Barbies

Posted by nov04libride

Levittown Barbie:
This brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Hicksville Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available is a mobile home.




Having grown up in Levittown, I have to say there were a small number of girls like this. A SMALL number. Maybe a third of last year's graduating eighth grade class.

I think it's all pretty damn funny.

Posted 9/14/05 12:44 PM
 

Stefanie

Member since 5/05

23599 total posts

Name:
Stefanie

Re: Long Island Barbies

Posted by Leeners

I've seen that one but not in a long while - I think it's pretty funny Chat Icon

People need to lighten up. OBVIOUSLY it's stereotypical - that's the point Chat Icon We all know that not every girl in Levittown is trashy, in New Hyde Park is a guidette, in Uniondale is a prostitute, etc. That's why it's a joke. Try not to take life so seriously Chat Icon



WORD!!Chat Icon

Posted 9/14/05 12:47 PM
 

Leeners
:)

Member since 5/05

4898 total posts

Name:
Eileen

Re: Long Island Barbies

Posted by Stefanie
WORD!!Chat Icon



OMG Stefanie, I almost spit my water at the screen when I saw your avatar - that is sooooooo funny and cute!!!! I <3 Jared Chat Icon

Posted 9/14/05 12:48 PM
 

kathleeng

Member since 5/05

3775 total posts

Name:
Kathleen

Re: Long Island Barbies

Posted by Leeners

I've seen that one but not in a long while - I think it's pretty funny Chat Icon

People need to lighten up. OBVIOUSLY it's stereotypical - that's the point Chat Icon We all know that not every girl in Levittown is trashy, in New Hyde Park is a guidette, in Uniondale is a prostitute, etc. That's why it's a joke. Try not to take life so seriously Chat Icon



Amen!! I live in Brooklyn so I could only imagine what a Brooklyn Barbie would sound like!!!Chat Icon Even so, it would still give me a good chuckle!!Chat Icon

Posted 9/14/05 12:49 PM
 

Stefanie

Member since 5/05

23599 total posts

Name:
Stefanie

Re: Long Island Barbies

Posted by Leeners

Posted by Stefanie
WORD!!Chat Icon



OMG Stefanie, I almost spit my water at the screen when I saw your avatar - that is sooooooo funny and cute!!!! I <3 Jared Chat Icon



Thank you!!!Chat Icon
There are more pictures on parenting...btw...

Message edited 9/14/2005 12:51:31 PM.

Posted 9/14/05 12:50 PM
 

Tany
Becoming a different woman

Member since 5/05

24460 total posts

Name:
Tania

Re: Long Island Barbies

Chat Icon

Posted 9/14/05 12:55 PM
 

missus-hbradio
Twin mommy

Member since 5/05

15857 total posts

Name:

Re: Long Island Barbies

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 9/14/05 1:13 PM
 

BriBri2u
L'amore vince sempre

Member since 5/05

9320 total posts

Name:
Mrs. B

Re: Long Island Barbies

Posted by Stefanie

Posted by Leeners

I've seen that one but not in a long while - I think it's pretty funny Chat Icon

People need to lighten up. OBVIOUSLY it's stereotypical - that's the point Chat Icon We all know that not every girl in Levittown is trashy, in New Hyde Park is a guidette, in Uniondale is a prostitute, etc. That's why it's a joke. Try not to take life so seriously Chat Icon



WORD!!Chat Icon



Seriously...people need to learn how to look at things in a comical way once in awhile...laughing is good for the soul

Posted 9/14/05 1:14 PM
 

KPsquared

Member since 5/05

4663 total posts

Name:

Re: Long Island Barbies

I guess I just see this in two ways. One part of me think some parts are funny and another part thinks it is offensive. JMO

Posted 9/14/05 1:21 PM
 

Tany
Becoming a different woman

Member since 5/05

24460 total posts

Name:
Tania

Re: Long Island Barbies

I don't find it offensive per se but I don't think it's appropiate.jmo

Posted 9/14/05 1:23 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

Member since 5/05

12023 total posts

Name:
Sonia

Re: Long Island Barbies

Posted by KimPetro

I guess I just see this in two ways. One part of me think some parts are funny and another part thinks it is offensive. JMO



I feel the same way too. JMO

Posted 9/14/05 1:23 PM
 

Shelly
She's 7!!!

Member since 8/05

14624 total posts

Name:

Re: Long Island Barbies

I think its funny. It's meant to poke fun at the stereotypes. It's a joke. If you think you'll be offended by this- DON'T READ IT! Come on- you have to figure out what its about from the subject title.

Posted 9/14/05 1:24 PM
 
Pages: [1] 2 3
 

Potentially Related Topics:

Topic Posted By Started Replies Forum
Happy Hour Friday -- Long Beach/Island Park area? karacg 3/16/06 8 Families Helping Families ™
I miss Long Island Holly 3/14/06 27 Families Helping Families ™
HR Jobs on Long Island trayrod 3/9/06 4 Career
Does anyone here live somewhere other than Long Island? maybebaby 3/1/06 37 Pregnancy
This has probably already been posted but it is funny....Long Island versions of Barbie MamaNDaddyof3 2/28/06 15 Families Helping Families ™
3BR apt for rent on Staten Island mommy2Alex 2/7/06 3 Home
 
Quick navigation:   
Currently 117103 users on the LIFamilies.com Chat
New Businesses
1 More Rep
Carleton Hall of East Islip
J&A Building Services
LaraMae Health Coaching
Sonic Wellness
Julbaby Photography LLC
Ideal Uniforms
Teresa Geraghty Photography
Camelot Dream Homes
Long Island Wedding Boutique
MB Febus- Rodan & Fields
Camp Harbor
Market America-Shop.com
ACM Basement Waterproofing
Travel Tom

      Follow LIWeddings on Facebook

      Follow LIFamilies on Twitter
Long Island Bridal Shows