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Mrs-Beans
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Re: What's your favorite movie quote?
Posted by MrsPorkChop
Dirty Dacning
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Baby? Is that your name? Well let me tell you something, Baby. You don't know shyt about my problems.
Go back to your playpen. Baby.Dancing
40 year old virgin
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Jill: You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert.
Jay: I don't hang out with him! I work with him, and that's it! I try to introduce him to a few nice people, he made a fool of himself, I don't mess him baby. That's not me.
Andy Stitzer: You should keep your hoe on a leash.
Jay: Oh, bro I can't let you talk
[Andy interrupts]
Jay: I Can't let you be talking to my woman that way, dawg.
Andy Stitzer: Hey, hey, hey, bytches be runnin' wild man.
Pretty Woman
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Old Lady at Opera: Did you like the opera, dear?
Vivian: It was so good, I almost peed my pants!
Edward Lewis: She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.
and my FAVORITE EVER!
Pretty Woman
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Shop assistant: Hello, can I help you?
Vivian: I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't wait on me.
Shop assistant: Oh.
Vivian: You people work on commission, right?
Shop assistant: Yeah.
Vivian: Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.
LOVE the shopping one from Pretty Woman!
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Long Island Weddings
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momAGAIN
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Re: What's your favorite movie quote?
My all time favorite is from a Bronx Tale
when Sonny is telling C about "the test" to see if his date is a "gret one
Before you get out of the car lock your car door. WHen you pick her up open her door and let her in...if she reaches over and unlocks your door...she is a great one!, if she dosent that means she is a selfish bi**h and you should dump her.
still cant believe Lelo Broncatto is in prison for murder
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Ren
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Re: What's your favorite movie quote?
David: Stumpy Joe - Eric Stumpy Joe Childs.
Marty: What happened to Stumpy Joe?
Derek: Well, uh, it's not a very pleasant story..but, uh,
Derek: he died. uh...he choked on..the ac- the official explanation
was he choked on vomit.
Nigel: It was actually, was actually someone else's vomit.
It's not....
David: It's ugly.
Nigel: You know. There's no real....
Derek: You know they can't prove whose vomit it was...they don't...
Nigel: You can't really dust for vomit.
This Is Spinal Tap
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Re: What's your favorite movie quote?
I have tons
Sat. Night Fever "Will you watch the hair?"
Princess Bride "Never enter into a contest with a Sicilian when death is on the line"
Forrest Gump "Sometimes there just arent enough rocks"
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MsMBV
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Re: What's your favorite movie quote?
"..and, no bicycle" My Blue Heaven
"There's a piper down......" So I Married an Ave Murderer
"Never trust a junkie" Sid & Nancy
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reggie
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Re: What's your favorite movie quote?
From Father of the Bride:
George- I'll tell you what I'm doing. I want to buy eight hot dogs and eight hot dog buns to go with them. But no one sells eight hot dog buns. They only sell twelve hot dog buns. So I end up paying for four buns I don't need. So I am removing the superfluous buns. Yeah. And you want to know why? Because some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public. Because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nit-wits who will pay for everything they don't need rather than make a stink. Well they're not ripping of this nitwit anymore because I'm not paying for one more thing I don't need. George Banks is saying NO
Stock Boy: Who's George Banks??
George: ME
Franck Eggelhoffer: Armani don't make polyester. (also from FOB).
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honeywolf73
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Re: What's your favorite movie quote?
two from Stand by me.
Piss up a rope
and I don't shut up. I grow up and when I look at you I throw up. ( and then they make a puking noise)
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| Posted 10/2/06 2:07 PM |
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reggie
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Re: What's your favorite movie quote?
Jimmy Dugan: Evelyn, could you come here for a second? Which team do you play for?
Evelyn Gardner: Well, I'm a Peach.
Jimmy Dugan: Well I was just wonderin' why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ***.
[Evelyn starts to cry]
Jimmy Dugan: Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
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reggie
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Re: What's your favorite movie quote?
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Crismicka
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Re: What's your favorite movie quote?
Stupid, worthless, no good G-ddamn freeloading son of a *****...you forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful...
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Freddie
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Re: What's your favorite movie quote?
"Cheee-eese"
"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."
Blue, you're my boy!
"Once it hits your lips, it's so good! " -
so many good ones from Old School, I could quote it all day!!!
"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's va gina. " Anchorman
and
"And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child joined hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or if we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! "
Meatballs! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!!!
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Freddie
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Freddie
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Re: What's your favorite movie quote?
you guys posted so many good ones!!!
Space balls! all the will Farrell/Ben Stiller movies!!! Classics!!
and I forgot one from Napoleon Dyanamite we always say:
Why don't you make a dang quesadilla!
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