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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear 3rd grade teacher,
Please stop sending my daughter home with homework that doesnt make any sense
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Posted 5/13/05 10:08 PM  |
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Holly
Prayers to those who need them
Member since 5/05 6631 total posts
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Holly
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
To Whom it May Concern,
Please find the cure for cancer.
Thanks.
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| Posted 5/13/05 11:07 PM |
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Jax430
Hi!
Member since 5/05 18919 total posts
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Jackie
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear DH,
When I say I want to do something together tonight, like watch a movie or play a game, I don't mean after you're done chatting on your nintendo website at 11:30 pm, and I don't mean just watching an episode of family guy for half an hour.
Your annoyed wife.
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| Posted 5/13/05 11:11 PM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
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Tania
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by Jax430
Dear DH,
When I say I want to do something together tonight, like watch a movie or play a game, I don't mean after you're done chatting on your nintendo website at 11:30 pm, and I don't mean just watching an episode of family guy for half an hour.
Your annoyed wife.
Amen.
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| Posted 5/13/05 11:15 PM |
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SoinLove
Making big changes
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Kristin
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by Palebride
Dear LIF/LIW,
Ever since this thread was created, I find myself writing "Dear....." notes in my head all day long. On the way to work alone today, I wrote nearly 40.
I think I may be going insane .
Your's Truly,
Lori 
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| Posted 5/13/05 11:16 PM |
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june262004
But I love the Snow!
Member since 5/05 15379 total posts
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Kristin
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by Palebride
Dear LIF/LIW,
Ever since this thread was created, I find myself writing "Dear....." notes in my head all day long. On the way to work alone today, I wrote nearly 40.
I think I may be going insane .
Your's Truly,
Lori
Dear Lori,
I do the same thing. Some of my "dear letters" where
Dear cell phone users Hang up and drive.
Dear Cell phone users while in a restaurant hang up and eat.
Dear Cell phone users please shut up and talk low no need to hear your entire convo (one sided which is even worse) especially while im eating in a restaurant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 5/13/05 11:21 PM |
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june262004
But I love the Snow!
Member since 5/05 15379 total posts
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Kristin
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Moron Drivers
Please use a blinker.
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| Posted 5/13/05 11:22 PM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
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Tania
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by june262004
Posted by Palebride
Dear LIF/LIW,
Ever since this thread was created, I find myself writing "Dear....." notes in my head all day long. On the way to work alone today, I wrote nearly 40.
I think I may be going insane .
Your's Truly,
Lori
Dear Lori,
I do the same thing. Some of my "dear letters" where
Dear cell phone users Hang up and drive.
Dear Cell phone users while in a restaurant hang up and eat.
Dear Cell phone users please shut up and talk low no need to hear your entire convo (one sided which is even worse) especially while im eating in a restaurant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 5/13/05 11:23 PM |
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SoinLove
Making big changes
Member since 5/05 16541 total posts
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Kristin
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by june262004
Dear Moron Drivers
Please use a blinker.
Dear Slow Drivers,
PLEASE stay in the righthand lane. Obviously when you're in the lefthand lane and people are swerving around you and flipping you off, you're not going fast enough.
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| Posted 5/13/05 11:24 PM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
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Tania
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
dear scam artists:
please stop using body parts in your scams
Sincerely,
missing body part owner.
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| Posted 5/13/05 11:26 PM |
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leighla
Support Cancer Research
Member since 5/05 16353 total posts
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Lauren
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear other women at DSW:
Please do not attempt to try on MY shoes as I am trying on other pairs.
I understand that they are cute...I bought them, but just because they do not have feet in them at the moment does not make them fair game.
Thank you,
barefoot in the aisle
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| Posted 5/14/05 5:52 PM |
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Jax430
Hi!
Member since 5/05 18919 total posts
Name:
Jackie
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by leighla
Dear other women at DSW:
Please do not attempt to try on MY shoes as I am trying on other pairs.
I understand that they are cute...I bought them, but just because they do not have feet in them at the moment does not make them fair game.
Thank you,
barefoot in the aisle
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| Posted 5/14/05 5:53 PM |
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june262004
But I love the Snow!
Member since 5/05 15379 total posts
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Kristin
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear lady in Cold Stone,
Stay out of my Arse. If you could stand any closer to me id think you were in my arse. When someone says "hmmm I don't know what I want" DO NOT say well I do AS to say get out of the way no one is helping us yet. When I am being helped do not stand ontop of me to read what flavors they have, When its my turn to pay do not cut in front of me to pay for yours.
Thank you
If I wasn't with other people I don't know so well Id have beat you down!
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| Posted 5/14/05 5:56 PM |
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mrswask
Pookie Love
Member since 5/05 20229 total posts
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Michal
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Ginzo in the truck with the tinted out windows behind me:
I know you like your house music and your bass - but if my car is shaking and I can't hear my own music, I'm thinking yours is a little loud!!
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| Posted 5/14/05 6:08 PM |
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jersee3380
He's here!!
Member since 5/05 1372 total posts
Name:
caroline
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by Holly
Dear Vodka Manufacturers,
For some reason, your products make me do funny things.
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| Posted 5/14/05 7:18 PM |
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jersee3380
He's here!!
Member since 5/05 1372 total posts
Name:
caroline
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by neeniebean86
Posted by Jax430
Dear Binghamton University Alumni Association,
I am STILL in school. I have NO money to give you. PLEASE stop calling and asking.
Thanks kindly,
Jackie
CC: SUNY Stony Brook
i'm in!
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| Posted 5/14/05 7:21 PM |
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jersee3380
He's here!!
Member since 5/05 1372 total posts
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caroline
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear FH,
Saying 'honey get naked' is not a turn on. It will never be. Get over it.
Your FW
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Dear FMIL,
The world does not revolve around you. It never will. Get over it.
Your FDIL
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Dear Idol Fans,
Stop voting for Constantine just b/c he's greek. He will never win. Get over it.
A Tired Swede
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Dear Drivers,
The pedal is on the right. It will never be on your cell phone, in a lipstick tube, or on the rear view mirror. Get over it.
Graduate of Driving School
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| Posted 5/14/05 7:25 PM |
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jersee3380
He's here!!
Member since 5/05 1372 total posts
Name:
caroline
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by WoodIAm
Dear Slow Poke,
MOVE OVER! You've got a line of really irate drivers in back of you and I don't want to be near you when the road rage begins!
Sincerely,
The one in back of you
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Dear Tailgater,
Get off my A$$!! Where do expect me to go with this slow poke in front of me!
Sincerely,
A driver who is in a hurry too.
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| Posted 5/14/05 7:26 PM |
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jersee3380
He's here!!
Member since 5/05 1372 total posts
Name:
caroline
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by heidla
Dear Beer Companies,
Women buy beer also. Can we please have a couple of commercials for us girls?
Sincerely,
Your forgotten female consumer
hell yea!!
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| Posted 5/14/05 7:27 PM |
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PrincessRose
LIF Infant
Member since 5/05 254 total posts
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Rachel
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
If you guys like this, my friends and I have an LJ community actually devoted to such things.
No Love
Our language gets a little bad sometimes, but it's a WONDERFUL way for us to vent. My personal favorite is the first one posted (you'll have to request previous entries), by Goddess2619, my BM.
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| Posted 5/14/05 7:31 PM |
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
Member since 5/05 9252 total posts
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Deb
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Swimsuit Manufacturers,
There is absolutly no reason why 10 square inches of cloth schould cost over $70. These damn suits better be woven with gold.
With love,
Annoyed swimsuit shopper.
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| Posted 5/14/05 8:45 PM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
Name:
Tania
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by VirginiaDeb
Dear Swimsuit Manufacturers,
There is absolutly no reason why 10 square inches of cloth schould cost over $70. These damn suits better be woven with gold.
With love,
Annoyed swimsuit shopper.
so true.
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| Posted 5/14/05 8:48 PM |
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Cocoa
LIF Infant
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
dear students,
homework is not optional.
your teacher
dear parents,
you are done with school. it is not your homework. i can tell it is not your child's handwriting. please stop.
your child's teacher
dear nbc, abc, and cbs,
people do stay home on saturday nights. please help us out here!
a viewer
dear darling husband,
i have curly hair. don't tell me to brush it. unless you really are frankenstein.
love, your bride
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| Posted 5/14/05 8:52 PM |
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mrswask
Pookie Love
Member since 5/05 20229 total posts
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Michal
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear School Administrators:
I bust my butt preparing and going on interviews for your district. I research your district, prepare myself, dry clean my suits, and in this case, called in sick for work because I felt it was worth it. By the way, this is also the THIRD year in a row that you have called me in for interviews! I know you said you would contact me about a third interview within two weeks - but guess what - Monday is two weeks! Must you wait until the very last minute? Can you please call me even if I'm not moving on and give me that little iota of respect? I stalk my answering machine ALL day long!
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Dear MIL,
when we are at a party please stop asking everyone except me if you can get them a drink and then please dont give me a dirty look.Please stop being such a b*tch
Annoyed DIL
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| Posted 5/14/05 11:20 PM |
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