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MrsSchwags
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
Posted by anon
Posted by Shellyesq
This may be TMI- but when you squat down at a toilet, your aim is not as it was before you got pregnant.
OMG you have no idea how many times i have peed on my pants by
accident via squatting!  
I'm guilty of this also!!!
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MrsJ
I love my Katie Bug
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
Posted by MrsSchwags
Posted by anon
Posted by Shellyesq
This may be TMI- but when you squat down at a toilet, your aim is not as it was before you got pregnant.
OMG you have no idea how many times i have peed on my pants by
accident via squatting!
I'm guilty of this also!!!
Guilty here too LOL
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| Posted 3/31/06 11:32 AM |
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pmpkn087
Life is good...
Member since 9/05 18504 total posts
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Stephanie
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
But what's the butt bleeding post about? now I'm scared 
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| Posted 3/31/06 11:37 AM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
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The cure IS worse!
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
Posted by pmpkn087
But what's the butt bleeding post about? now I'm scared
fm 
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| Posted 3/31/06 1:28 PM |
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preciouslove
I love my DS!!!
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
Wiping has become an issue for me too. It's getting harder to do that everyday, and I don't even want to get started on stairs! They are starting to wear me out!
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| Posted 3/31/06 1:37 PM |
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nferrandi
too excited for words
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Nicole
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
Posted by pmpkn087
But what's the butt bleeding post about? now I'm scared
I'm pretty sure she means from the hemeroids.
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| Posted 3/31/06 6:29 PM |
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mikeswife06
Drama Momma
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Anne
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
bumped for all us newbies, I was hysterical!
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| Posted 10/19/06 8:03 AM |
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karacg
Babygirl is 4!
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
So I should be happy that all I have felt so far is heartburn?
Ahhh so much to look forward to!!
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| Posted 10/19/06 8:22 AM |
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partyof6
b nice like u want ur kidz 2
Member since 7/06 7752 total posts
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
my nipples would itch so bad that I will have no problem walking around with my hand in my shirt....
all my demi bras that were alot would be thrown out because my nipples look like xmas ornaments...
that sex is just great on the bottom because it feels like u overate and someone decided to jump up and down on your stomach...
or on top--u are a beached whale...
that my kids would tell me my arse is as big as my sil---and trust me...thats big...
that grooming and private area is as hard as brushing my teeth with feet/..
hmm I can go on forever
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| Posted 10/19/06 8:28 AM |
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casey31
Mommy of 3!
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
Gas Pains!
Sleeping on left side hurts left hip so you switch to right side and then your right hip hurts but then its time to get up anyway...
Constipation!
Cankles!
Rings not fitting!
Shaving down there- why bother anymore! 
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| Posted 10/19/06 11:03 AM |
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Smileyd17
kids
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
Posted by lastchance1222
my nipples would itch so bad that I will have no problem walking around with my hand in my shirt....
all my demi bras that were alot would be thrown out because my nipples look like xmas ornaments...
that sex is just great on the bottom because it feels like u overate and someone decided to jump up and down on your stomach...
or on top--u are a beached whale...
that my kids would tell me my arse is as big as my sil---and trust me...thats big...
that grooming and private area is as hard as brushing my teeth with feet/..
hmm I can go on forever
IM CRYING!! Of Laughter!!!
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snuggleupagus
I'm a rolling machine.
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
No one told me I'd "pop out" so quickly with the second child until I was obsessing over being in maternity clothes at 6 weeks!
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| Posted 10/19/06 3:02 PM |
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Trouble
I am going 2 be a BIG brother?
Member since 5/06 684 total posts
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
ugh, the belching & farting
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| Posted 10/19/06 3:28 PM |
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leighla
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
I didn't know that I would start turning into a Smurf!!!
These big blue veins are everywhere! I swear there's more blue than white sometimes!
At least they are Yankee colors!! 
And I have to say, I was not prepared for the hair that grows in new places. 
I feel like I need to wax from head to toe.
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| Posted 10/19/06 5:19 PM |
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
OMG - this needs to be published - I am peeing over here!
oops - yes, bladder issues!!!! 
and oy, the gas.... poor DH...
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| Posted 10/19/06 9:20 PM |
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nancygrace
I'm 2!
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Live*Love*Laugh
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
OK this is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FUNNY!
OK no one told me................
That i would have back aches, groin aches, stomach aches, leg cramps, side cramps ETC....... Basically noone told me that i was going to feel like i was falling apart.
No one told me that i was going ot turn into an 80 yr old woman bc i walk so D A M N slow!
No one told me about how RUDE people can be.....in their comments
No one told me about changing my underwear about 2 times a day and having ot wear panty liners
Ok the pee in your pants/on your self thing still freaks me!
No one told me about the NAtional Geographic NIPS!!!
WE DESERVE A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 10/19/06 10:18 PM |
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MrsJ
I love my Katie Bug
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Kathy
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
OMG!!! I started this post ages ago, hysterical! I'm gonna bookmark it this time!!
Enjoy!!
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| Posted 10/19/06 10:32 PM |
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waytogo
Balancing act on a highwire
Member since 5/05 1292 total posts
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a
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
No one told me that my belly was a public scene and that it's OK for people to stare.
No one told me that maternity tops are all V neck or low cut and that my new bigger boobs would also become a spectacle and that no matter how hard I try, they will be out there. I didn't know what cleavage was until now.
No one told me that everything I do and/or put in my mouth is open for public discussion.
No one told me that my baby belly can make my DH and I smile at any time and make strangers happy as well, no matter how bad things are 
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mikeswife06
Drama Momma
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Anne
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
Posted by waytogo
No one told me that my baby belly can make my DH and I smile at any time and make strangers happy as well, no matter how bad things are
Isn't that precious! 
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Buckles
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
No one ever told me how much your sex life would change.
Your O's get more intense
Your sex drive gets lower (if it even exists)
Your DH starts seeing you more as a mommy and less like the women he used to be attracted to...needless to say nada in the booty deparment from him
Message edited 10/23/2006 12:15:50 AM.
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qtptootie
I'm Getting Teeth!!!
Member since 4/06 1307 total posts
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Nicole
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
Your DH starts seeing you more as a mommy and less like the women he used to be attracted to...needless to say nada in the booty deparment from him
Yep!! Non-existent sex life because your hubby is too baby consious.
Aslo, the 1st tri fatigue, heartburn and moodswings are more than I ever imagined.
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| Posted 10/23/06 1:44 AM |
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Trouble
I am going 2 be a BIG brother?
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
Posted by maybebaby
-That the exhaustion in the beginning would be so bad that after sleeping for 10 hours, I’d need a nap
-And that the newly sprung bumps covering my nips could probably be mistaken for Braille.
Tell me about it. I ALWAYS tired.
And DH laughs at the braille on my nips.
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| Posted 10/23/06 9:26 AM |
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pmpkn087
Life is good...
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Stephanie
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
No one told me that just being pregnant gives people permission to comment on how HUGE I am As If I don't feel bad enough alread
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avamamma
My Girl
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Tara
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
OMG where do I start. I told my husband just the other day that someone should write a book... and tell the truth about how hard pregnancy really is!
1) unbelievable exhaustion
2) Morning sickness is not just for mornings!!!!!!
3) Whose boobs are these??????
4) How can you still gain weight when you are sick to your stomach 24/7??? I know I sure did!
5) There is a point when now matter how small you were before you were pg, that even the largest mumu in the maternity store will not fit!!!!
6) constipation, constipation,constipation.........
7) people will always say stupid things to you about your size...(tooo big, too small, is it twins?/triplets?)
8) How annoying it was when people said- "You better sleep now, because you won't get to when the baby is born" Yeah, like how can you really get a good nights sleep when you are huge, uncomfortable and have to pee every ten minutes!!!!!
9) How I prayed that it would be true when peoplel told me "you will bounce right back into shape after the baby is born" Yeah right. I will be getting a tummy tuck in the next few years.
10) I honestly didn't know that I would bleed after a c-section. I thought that it would only happen after a v-birth.
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Faithx2
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Re: Things People Never Told You ABout being Pregnant...
How happy I would be to take a poop regularly. Pooping farting,burping, discharge, leakage........ohhh the perks of pregnancy hehe
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