Eddie Murphy Raw and Delirious

Do any of you remember these movies from the 80's

They were awesome

quote me some of your favorite lines

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OMG YES..................

jeez i gotta think now

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Uhm, I was like 6 when these came out....

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HALF!!!!!!!!

I'll TAKE HALF HIS SH*T!!!

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Love those!

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I love the whole bit about the Italian guys coming out of the Rocky movie.

And the whole thing about white people being unable to dance.

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when he talks about the family picnic?

you know what Gus? Every year you come here and burn the back yard down and your fat ****** wife comes and rips down the steps.

you know what, i figured out about your wife Gus. I know when we first met you said she was puerto rican. Your wife ain't no m f-ing puerto rican. Your wife's a big foot gus. isn't she.

You know how I know your wife's a big foot? B/c the first time i met her I said, "hello my name is vernon" and she said, hello, I'm bunny- goony goo hoo.

Goony goo hoo- what the He11 is that sh1t?

Then we took the kids fishing- and I handed bunny the pole and she looked at it, put it down and put her face in the water for two minutes and then she came up for air with a fish in her mouth and said goony goo hoo..

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HAD to love his leather outfits
one was red and the other purple i think

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GOONY GOO GOO

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Posted by Sassyz75

when he talks about the family picnic?

you know what Gus? Every year you come here and burn the back yard down and your fat ****** wife comes and rips down the steps.

you know what, i figured out about your wife Gus. I know when we first met you said she was puerto rican. Your wife ain't no m f-ing puerto rican. Your wife's a big foot gus. isn't she.

You know how I know your wife's a big foot? B/c the first time i met her I said, "hello my name is vernon" and she said, hello, I'm bunny- goony goo hoo.

Goony goo hoo- what the He11 is that sh1t?

Then we took the kids fishing- and I handed bunny the pole and she looked at it, put it down and put her face in the water for two minutes and then she came up for air with a fish in her mouth and said goony goo hoo..

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I been seeing newspapers every Sunday morning, white dudes be in there in their drawers, never having no bulge in they drawers. Smiling at you. If I ain't have no bulge, I wouldn't be smiling!

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or when he does the ice cream man

"you ain't got no ice cream, you can't afford it, you can't afford it.. 'cause you on the welfare- and your father is an alcoholic... you wanna lick? psyche."

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NORTON COME ON DOWN I WANNA SHOW YA SOMETHIN

HA HAAAAAA

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Posted by CaptainCharisma424

Posted by Sassyz75

when he talks about the family picnic?

you know what Gus? Every year you come here and burn the back yard down and your fat ****** wife comes and rips down the steps.

you know what, i figured out about your wife Gus. I know when we first met you said she was puerto rican. Your wife ain't no m f-ing puerto rican. Your wife's a big foot gus. isn't she.

You know how I know your wife's a big foot? B/c the first time i met her I said, "hello my name is vernon" and she said, hello, I'm bunny- goony goo hoo.

Goony goo hoo- what the He11 is that sh1t?

Then we took the kids fishing- and I handed bunny the pole and she looked at it, put it down and put her face in the water for two minutes and then she came up for air with a fish in her mouth and said goony goo hoo..

AUNT BUNNY HAS A MOUSTACHE!!!!

GUS LEMME ASK YOU A QUESTION

WHY IS THE F*CKING FIRE SO BIG!!

NOW THAT'S A FIRE!!!

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i liked when he was tlaking aobut Bill Cosby and Richard Prior

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Posted by Sassyz75

Posted by CaptainCharisma424

Posted by Sassyz75

when he talks about the family picnic?

you know what Gus? Every year you come here and burn the back yard down and your fat ****** wife comes and rips down the steps.

you know what, i figured out about your wife Gus. I know when we first met you said she was puerto rican. Your wife ain't no m f-ing puerto rican. Your wife's a big foot gus. isn't she.

You know how I know your wife's a big foot? B/c the first time i met her I said, "hello my name is vernon" and she said, hello, I'm bunny- goony goo hoo.

Goony goo hoo- what the He11 is that sh1t?

Then we took the kids fishing- and I handed bunny the pole and she looked at it, put it down and put her face in the water for two minutes and then she came up for air with a fish in her mouth and said goony goo hoo..

AUNT BUNNY HAS A MOUSTACHE!!!!

GUS LEMME ASK YOU A QUESTION

WHY IS THE F*CKING FIRE SO BIG!!

NOW THAT'S A FIRE!!!

Exactly
can i tell you that EVERY year I go to a cookout at my mom's house and we have a regular charcoal grill and at least one of us says, "now that's a fire"

it's soo funny

"look at charlie standing in the corner with third degree burns eating a m fing frank"

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HALF!

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GOONY GOO GOO

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and then a big brown shark came

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Those kids don't pick up after that dog I said Fu*k it, the sh!ts like furniture now I put my drink down on it