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mrswask
Pookie Love
Member since 5/05 20229 total posts
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Michal
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
OMG!!! I'm dying!! That was awesome!! I've never been part of a Christmas poem before I wonder what was in my pack??
Rock on, Homeslice!!
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
Member since 5/05 13659 total posts
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And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by mrswask
OMG!!! I'm dying!! That was awesome!! I've never been part of a Christmas poem before I wonder what was in my pack??
Rock on, Homeslice!!
i'd like to know what was in your pack too
but boosh won't let me 
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| Posted 12/19/05 5:57 PM |
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mrswask
Pookie Love
Member since 5/05 20229 total posts
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Michal
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
 
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| Posted 12/19/05 5:59 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
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Jennifer
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
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| Posted 12/19/05 6:02 PM |
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BaroqueMama
Chase is one!
Member since 5/05 27530 total posts
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me
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
What a talent, what a talent
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| Posted 12/19/05 6:02 PM |
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
Member since 5/05 9252 total posts
Name:
Deb
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
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| Posted 12/19/05 6:07 PM |
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bellarina
She's my dancing queen!
Member since 5/05 1752 total posts
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
 Yea! I'm impressed! Great job!
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| Posted 12/19/05 6:09 PM |
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boosh1002
We like hanging together!
Member since 5/05 5475 total posts
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Mommy to twins
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
Posted by mrswask
OMG!!! I'm dying!! That was awesome!! I've never been part of a Christmas poem before I wonder what was in my pack??
Rock on, Homeslice!!
i'd like to know what was in your pack too
but boosh won't let me
you better be good or no presents from this elf!!!
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| Posted 12/19/05 6:13 PM |
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Bri
I Love You to Pieces!
Member since 5/05 9919 total posts
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Brianne
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by FeliciaDP
PIMP at this:
But I heard Brian and Brianne exclaim, as away they went,
"Happy Christmas to all, you'll never see us at steakhouses during Lent"
We are hysterical over this also
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| Posted 12/19/05 6:14 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
Waiting for Lil' M....
Member since 5/05 3468 total posts
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all on the boards
Drama was stirring in bunches and hoards
The LIF members were seated in front of their computers with care,
In hopes that 1000 posts soon would be there
Ron was nestled all snug in his bed
While visions of bannings danced in his head
And Boosh in her 'kerchief, and I in my Mets cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When on the computer, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter.
Away to the hard drive I flew like a flash,
Tore open the keyboard, while my fingers began to mash
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a variety of threads about hate crimes, strip clubs and beer
When I saw "two-worded" subjects, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment that Red was drinking something with a kick.
More opinionated than ERod, her topics they came,
And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now! Do You?, Now! Are You?, Now! Did You?, and How?
On! Will You?, On! How Many?, on! Where? and Now!
To the top of the screen! to the top of the wall!
Now post away! post away! post away all!"
As dry leaves that fall before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the desk-top the coursers they flew,
With a site full of two-worded subjects, and some steak sauce too.
And then, in a twinkling, I saw on the screen
Felicia cheering as the Yankees entered the championship scene.
As I held my mouse in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the forum, all the threads came with a bound.
Juney was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot,
And Ro's clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of chat icons, Moe had on her back,
And Michal looked like a peddler just opening her pack.
Boosh's eyes -- how they twinkled! Diane's dimples how merry!
KimPetro's cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry!
Red's droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And with a quick little smile toward Don, jealously got the best of Moe
The stump of a pipe she held tight in her teeth,
And the smoke it encircled her head like a wreath;
Then I met Shorty, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed and smiled when I saw her, in spite of myself;
A wink of Red's eye and a twist of her head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
She spoke but two words, and went straight to work,
And posted on all the forums; making challengers look like jerks
And laying her finger aside of her nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney she rose;
She sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard Brian and Brianne exclaim, as away they went,
"Happy Christmas to all, you'll never see us at steakhouses during Lent"
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
FROM ME TO YOU
PIMP I couldn't stop laughing! You the man Homey!!!!
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| Posted 12/19/05 6:16 PM |
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Shelly
She's 7!!!
Member since 8/05 14624 total posts
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
That was great.
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| Posted 12/19/05 6:19 PM |
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dandj
Love of my life....
Member since 5/05 3687 total posts
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Denise
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
That was hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 12/19/05 6:35 PM |
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Shorty
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Member since 5/05 30390 total posts
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really
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
DON!!!
You ROCK!!!
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| Posted 12/19/05 6:42 PM |
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MommyofG
just the girls
Member since 5/05 9461 total posts
Name:
Janice
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Don that is AWESOME!!!!!!
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| Posted 12/19/05 6:59 PM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
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The cure IS worse!
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Nice Job!!
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| Posted 12/19/05 7:06 PM |
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ggt08
;)
Member since 5/05 5208 total posts
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
giving you props Don!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 12/19/05 7:08 PM |
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!
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| Posted 12/19/05 7:49 PM |
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Luvlylady
Earned My Bragging Rights!
Member since 5/05 6141 total posts
Name:
Alexandria
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Not to Shabby
I love it
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| Posted 12/19/05 7:51 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
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MrsERod™®
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
PIMP!!!!
THIS IS A CLASSIC!!!!!!
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| Posted 12/19/05 7:57 PM |
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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
Member since 5/05 11997 total posts
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Because 2 people fell in love
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
That was great Don!! Very creative!
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| Posted 12/19/05 8:16 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name:
Sonia
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
this was hilarious!!!!!!!!!! That was great!!!
I saved it....it will be lodged in my hear forever!
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| Posted 12/19/05 9:49 PM |
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
Member since 5/05 21840 total posts
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
i like it too except the part about ro's clothes being tarnished and covered with ashes and soot thats sad very why is that????? 
Message edited 12/20/2005 4:15:24 PM.
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| Posted 12/20/05 12:15 AM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
Member since 5/05 13659 total posts
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And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
i am not even dignifying this with a response 
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:03 AM |
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!
Member since 5/05 30339 total posts
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Properly perfect™
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
OMG Don! You are an evil genius!
I loved it....this will have to go down in LIF history!
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:03 AM |
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FeliciaDP
♥
Member since 5/05 18599 total posts
Name:
Mommy
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
i am not even dignifying this with a response
DITTO DITTO DITTO
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| Posted 12/20/05 10:07 AM |
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