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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
let me add that i was "in" while we had this phone conversation
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Shelly
She's 7!!!
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
let me preface this by saying that me and my MIL have a very open relationship, meaning i can say things to her that most people would freak at.
I had the cordless next to me and the phone rings - -we had just started -- if we had been hot and heavy i probably would have let the machine get it. Anyway, it's MIL, and I say, "Listen, I'm banging your daughter right now -- if you want a shot at a grandchild tonight, let me get to work and I'll call you back." She laughed and hung up 
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DebG
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The cure IS worse!
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
OH MY!!
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| Posted 10/21/05 9:49 AM |
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BabyAvocado
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
let me add that i was "in" while we had this phone conversation
OH
My
God
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| Posted 10/21/05 10:08 AM |
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DonnaJoe708
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
let me preface this by saying that me and my MIL have a very open relationship, meaning i can say things to her that most people would freak at.
I had the cordless next to me and the phone rings - -we had just started -- if we had been hot and heavy i probably would have let the machine get it. Anyway, it's MIL, and I say, "Listen, I'm banging your daughter right now -- if you want a shot at a grandchild tonight, let me get to work and I'll call you back." She laughed and hung up
Oh my God! That's hysterical!
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FeliciaDP
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
let me preface this by saying that me and my MIL have a very open relationship, meaning i can say things to her that most people would freak at.
I had the cordless next to me and the phone rings - -we had just started -- if we had been hot and heavy i probably would have let the machine get it. Anyway, it's MIL, and I say, "Listen, I'm banging your daughter right now -- if you want a shot at a grandchild tonight, let me get to work and I'll call you back." She laughed and hung up
Scary enough I knew this story already .. but its still the best eva!
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
Posted by FeliciaDP
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
let me preface this by saying that me and my MIL have a very open relationship, meaning i can say things to her that most people would freak at.
I had the cordless next to me and the phone rings - -we had just started -- if we had been hot and heavy i probably would have let the machine get it. Anyway, it's MIL, and I say, "Listen, I'm banging your daughter right now -- if you want a shot at a grandchild tonight, let me get to work and I'll call you back." She laughed and hung up
Scary enough I knew this story already .. but its still the best eva!
you should know about it, you were there
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| Posted 10/21/05 10:20 AM |
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Shelly
She's 7!!!
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
I was on the phone with my mom or best friend- and my ex decided to start pleasuring me orally... that was pretty funny because he wanted me to stay on the phone. I was trying not to let whoever was on the phone know what was going on.
Oh- and with DH- when we first moved into our apartment I decided we had to christen every room and surface of the apartment- lets just say- cold bathroom floor, uneven coffee table- some very funny moments.
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Shelly
She's 7!!!
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
Posted by FeliciaDP
Scary enough I knew this story already .. but its still the best eva!
you should know about it, you were there
Sounds like some kinky things going on in your family....
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CowgirlChick97
Nike. Just do it.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
while we were doing it on his couch in his living room we heard the outside gate open but his dog didnt bark (which she usually does) so we didnt think anything of it. then we heard his moms voice and i never put on my clothes so fast......
well i ust have put them on a little too fast bc i had my pants backwards  then his mom came in the room.....im PRETTY sure she knew what we were doinggg
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| Posted 10/21/05 10:24 AM |
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LadyMaravilla
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
Ok here's a PG rated one that happened to DH & I...we were on his way to see my MIL so we decided to take the LONG way there and I gave him a  in the car. WHen we got to my MIL's house she was looking out the window. I got out of the the car & DH followed. Well when he got out his pants fell to the floor...
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FeliciaDP
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
Posted by FeliciaDP
Scary enough I knew this story already .. but its still the best eva!
you should know about it, you were there
 you were NOT supposed to tell!!
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FeliciaDP
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
Posted by LadyLainez
Ok here's a PG rated one that happened to DH & I...we were on his way to see my MIL so we decided to take the LONG way there and I gave him a in the car. WHen we got to my MIL's house she was looking out the window. I got out of the the car & DH followed. Well when he got out his pants fell to the floor...
Bwaaaaaaaahhaaaaa
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CowgirlChick97
Nike. Just do it.
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
another thing..not that we were having sex, but it has to do w/it.....
before we were going out, me and FH were best friends and ALWAYS hung out.....
well he always used to write me dirty notes in high school which is SO unlike him bc hes SO quiet....
one day he wrote me a dirty note w/some pictures and i left it on the kitchen counter.
when i got home later on i heard my mother scream "MY P*NIS IN UR MOUTH???!!!!!!"
WHO WROTE THIS??????????????????
i was forced to make up a story about some weird kid in HS.
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Redhead
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
OMG
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CowgirlChick97
Nike. Just do it.
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Brianna
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
LOLOLOLOLOL
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| Posted 10/21/05 10:40 AM |
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CaseyGirl
Mommy to 3 Boys :)
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
we've had our cats make themselves comfy during it!
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lvdolphins
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
let me preface this by saying that me and my MIL have a very open relationship, meaning i can say things to her that most people would freak at.
I had the cordless next to me and the phone rings - -we had just started -- if we had been hot and heavy i probably would have let the machine get it. Anyway, it's MIL, and I say, "Listen, I'm banging your daughter right now -- if you want a shot at a grandchild tonight, let me get to work and I'll call you back." She laughed and hung up
OMG!
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HarleyGirlFLA
Come on in
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
Posted by Syliblond81106
another thing..not that we were having sex, but it has to do w/it.....
before we were going out, me and FH were best friends and ALWAYS hung out.....
well he always used to write me dirty notes in high school which is SO unlike him bc hes SO quiet....
one day he wrote me a dirty note w/some pictures and i left it on the kitchen counter.
when i got home later on i heard my mother scream "MY P*NIS IN UR MOUTH???!!!!!!"
WHO WROTE THIS??????????????????
i was forced to make up a story about some weird kid in HS.
OMG!!! You should have said you didnt know and blame it on your brother
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
Posted by Syliblond81106
another thing..not that we were having sex, but it has to do w/it.....
before we were going out, me and FH were best friends and ALWAYS hung out.....
well he always used to write me dirty notes in high school which is SO unlike him bc hes SO quiet....
one day he wrote me a dirty note w/some pictures and i left it on the kitchen counter.
when i got home later on i heard my mother scream "MY P*NIS IN UR MOUTH???!!!!!!"
WHO WROTE THIS??????????????????
i was forced to make up a story about some weird kid in HS.
With my 1st boyfriend I cut school and went to my house to have sex with him. Well my sister decided to cut too and she walked in while we were in the middle of it. We had to act fast so he locked himself in the bathroom. My sister was like why is the light on and the door shut. I told her I had really bad cramps and I couldnt make it to the toilet and I threw up all over the floor (I used to throw up from my period when I was younger) and could she please run to the store and get me some pads (so that he could get out of there, get dressed and leave!) She was like 13 so she understood and went to the store for me and no one was the wiser!
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SoinLove
Making big changes
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
DH's sister walked in on us
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
OMG don! pimp!
Message edited 10/22/2005 2:56:59 AM.
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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
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Because 2 people fell in love
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
let me preface this by saying that me and my MIL have a very open relationship, meaning i can say things to her that most people would freak at.
I had the cordless next to me and the phone rings - -we had just started -- if we had been hot and heavy i probably would have let the machine get it. Anyway, it's MIL, and I say, "Listen, I'm banging your daughter right now -- if you want a shot at a grandchild tonight, let me get to work and I'll call you back." She laughed and hung up
Did she ask how is was afterwards????
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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
Okay, here's a nutty one for you:
I am such a good girl that my own body will not let me sleep with someone I don't truly care about. So one night I really wanted to be bad and just go for it. Well, I knew it wasn't right but really wanted to get me some and halfway through, all the muscles in my body locked in position on me. I had to explain what was going on since at this point everything I was feeling was painful. We had to stop and he had to slowly lower me on the floor and then massage every body part that was frozen in the position I got stuck in. I think it took us about an hour to get me lying flat and then took a couple of muscle relaxants.
edited for spelling
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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
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Because 2 people fell in love
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Re: Whats the funniest thing that has ever
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