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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
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Deb
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by neeniebean86
Posted by boygeorge
I'm Colorblind I've never even seen the blue of the sky!!
B.George
well, that does at least explain your eyeshadow choices (no offense, of course). 
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DebG
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
BG,
If you are color blind...how do you know what colors you dream in?
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| Posted 5/12/05 7:54 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by DebG
BG,
If you are color blind...how do you know what colors you dream in?
DEB!!!!! 
are you calling BOY GEORGE a 
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| Posted 5/12/05 7:55 PM |
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DebG
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
MOI?
WOuld I do that sort of thing?
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| Posted 5/12/05 7:56 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by DebG
MOI?
WOuld I do that sort of thing?
APPARENTLY you would. and here, i *thought* i knew you 
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| Posted 5/12/05 7:57 PM |
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DebG
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by neeniebean86
APPARENTLY you would. and here, i *thought* i knew you
You won't realllllly know me,that is you won't reallly know me until you are my neighbor in winter park florida!!!!
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| Posted 5/12/05 7:58 PM |
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DebG
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Co-Worker,
Stop trying to make me look like I am a moron and not doing my job.
I did not give my boss your message because I have not seen or spoken to my boss since yesetrday at 1pm.
Sincerly,
An annoyed person who is not going to do anything to help you the next time you need it.
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| Posted 5/13/05 9:03 AM |
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Boobobunny
Live in the Present
Member since 5/05 3572 total posts
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Dannielle
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Management,
thank you so much for having an offsite meeting today...the weekend is starting off so nice.
signed,
a relaxed for the moment employee
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| Posted 5/13/05 9:17 AM |
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DebG
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by Boobobunny
Dear Management,
thank you so much for having an offsite meeting today...the weekend is starting off so nice.
signed,
a relaxed for the moment employee
I am soooo jealous!!!!
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| Posted 5/13/05 9:24 AM |
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
Member since 5/05 9252 total posts
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Deb
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear various principals,
I understand that you are busy, but would it really kill you to send a short 'thank you for you interest in our school' response? It would really put my mind at ease - as opposed to giving it one more thing to stress over.
Thank you,
Unemployed teacher.
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| Posted 5/13/05 9:25 AM |
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Boobobunny
Live in the Present
Member since 5/05 3572 total posts
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Dannielle
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by DebG
Posted by Boobobunny
Dear Management,
thank you so much for having an offsite meeting today...the weekend is starting off so nice.
signed,
a relaxed for the moment employee
I am soooo jealous!!!!
sorry...it happens about once a year...and I look foward to it each year.
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| Posted 5/13/05 9:31 AM |
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WoodIAm
My Boys!
Member since 5/05 5498 total posts
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JoAnne
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Slow Poke,
MOVE OVER! You've got a line of really irate drivers in back of you and I don't want to be near you when the road rage begins!
Sincerely,
The one in back of you
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Dear Tailgater,
Get off my A$$!! Where do expect me to go with this slow poke in front of me!
Sincerely,
A driver who is in a hurry too.
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| Posted 5/13/05 9:31 AM |
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
Member since 5/05 9252 total posts
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Deb
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by WoodIAm
Dear Slow Poke,
MOVE OVER! You've got a line of really irate drivers in back of you and I don't want to be near you when the road rage begins!
Sincerely,
The one in back of you
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Dear Tailgater,
Get off my A$$!! Where do expect me to go with this slow poke in front of me!
Sincerely,
A driver who is in a hurry too.
That happens all the time! 
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| Posted 5/13/05 9:33 AM |
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jennandrob
mom of two!
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Jenn
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
This thread was a terrific way to start off my day.....thanks!!!
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| Posted 5/13/05 9:35 AM |
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Sandra
LIF Adult
Member since 5/05 1185 total posts
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Sandra
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Neighbor:
I love my new home, and neighborhood. But I don't Love YOUR BARKING DOG that barks and barks...I just moved in and don't want to be the nasty new neighbor. Plus our Best Man is YOUR chiropractor, we will talk about you and your beast of a dog.
Thank you,
The New Neighbor who is not Nasty YET
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| Posted 5/13/05 10:28 AM |
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DebG
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by Sandra
Dear Neighbor:
I love my new home, and neighborhood. But I don't Love YOUR BARKING DOG that barks and barks...I just moved in and don't want to be the nasty new neighbor. Plus our Best Man is YOUR chiropractor, we will talk about you and your beast of a dog.
Thank you,
The New Neighbor who is not Nasty YET
OMG do you live in my neighborhood?
is the dogs name Buddy?
Damn I hate buddy!!
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| Posted 5/13/05 10:47 AM |
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oneday
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Pam
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Neighbors,
Would you PLEASE stop parking on or leaving your oversized garbage out on our driveway for weeks at a time. I realize you are fixing up your front area, but no need to make us look like the trashy neighbors.
Thanks,
The neighbors who haven't said anything yet but seriously want to set your house on fire pretty soon if you don't knock it off.
PS - Tell your son that the entire neighborhood doesn't need to have him annouce his comings and goings by making our walls shake with his blaring car radio.
ETA - wait, I'm a ZYGOTE now? WTH 
ETA - Oh, and thanks for starting this thread - it had me cracking up!!!
Message edited 5/13/2005 11:47:22 AM.
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Palebride
I am an amazing bakist
Member since 5/05 13673 total posts
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Lori
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear LIF/LIW,
Ever since this thread was created, I find myself writing "Dear....." notes in my head all day long. On the way to work alone today, I wrote nearly 40.
I think I may be going insane .
Your's Truly,
Lori 
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| Posted 5/13/05 12:13 PM |
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Jax430
Hi!
Member since 5/05 18919 total posts
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Jackie
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Allergies,
Go Away!!!
Sincerely,
Sniffly
Dear Kleenex,
Just writing to let you know that I am single handedly making your stock go up. A free supply of tissues would be a wonderful token of appreciation.
Thank you,
Sneezing and sniffling in Queens
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| Posted 5/13/05 12:16 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
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Jennifer
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear Co-worker
I am not really on the phone I am just pretending as to not have to sit and listen to you COMPLAIN.
jenn
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| Posted 5/13/05 12:18 PM |
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MsMBV
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Me
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by Holly
Dear Vodka Manufacturers,
For some reason, your products make me do funny things.
ROFLAMO
Dear Southern Comfort.....nothing that rsults from using your product is comfortable to myself or the others in the Ladies room
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| Posted 5/13/05 12:24 PM |
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DebG
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by Palebride
Dear LIF/LIW,
Ever since this thread was created, I find myself writing "Dear....." notes in my head all day long. On the way to work alone today, I wrote nearly 40.
I think I may be going insane .
Your's Truly,
Lori
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| Posted 5/13/05 12:45 PM |
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WoodIAm
My Boys!
Member since 5/05 5498 total posts
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JoAnne
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Posted by Redhead
Dear Co-worker
I am not really on the phone I am just pretending as to not have to sit and listen to you COMPLAIN.
jenn
I do that all day!
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| Posted 5/13/05 12:54 PM |
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Kelly9904
Mommy to 2 amazing little boys
Member since 5/05 9306 total posts
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Kelly
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
This is by far the most amusing thread I have ever read!
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| Posted 5/13/05 2:06 PM |
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Re: Back by popular demand - the "Dear Old Navy" (or insert your favorite vendor) post!!
Dear CPS (exexption for Neenie's DH)
Please stop bothering my SIL and making her so upset and go bother some crackhead who doesnt even know where her child is
Sincerely
annoyed with this whole situation
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